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What happened in 1492?

Teacher: Bobby, what major event happened in 1492?
Bobby: I don’t know — I wasn’t alive back then!

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HOW TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY

1.   In  the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write  For Marijuana.
2.  Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with  a serious face.  89 more words

HUMOR

Lenten Laugter

So this year I undertook the challenge of observing Lent for the first time in my life in an effort to recognize the sacrifice that Jesus made for me by dying on the cross. 658 more words

Hey, I don't really care what filth you got to serve me at this point since I brought along plenty of beer to wash it down!

“Look, you ain’t at the Hilton here, buddy, we don’t exactly get much of a choice for food around these parts so this is usually all we eat if we’re lucky, spread over our three meals!” 230 more words

Funny

The stunt pilot, Joke.

A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a pub. 39 more words

Humour

Funny visit to the dentist, joke

The Marshes were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.

‘No expensive extras, Doctor’, Marsh demands, ‘No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. 48 more words

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PROFESSOR AND THE FUEL ATTENDANT

A professor drove into petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.

Professor: guy, abeg give me full tank

fuel Attendant:  78 more words

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