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: (n) keadaan dimana anda masih berkalung handuk atau di bawah selimut, sedangkan rekan anda sudah membusuk di titik pertemuan.

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: (adj.)Something confusing that scientist, psychologist and symbologist can’t solve in hundred years.

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Husband wife jokes..

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Saturday golf

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. 160 more words

Humour

ROBOT FOR SALE:

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. 89 more words

Humour

Little Johnny

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” … 101 more words

Humour

Idiots…Idiots All Around Me

I have a theory. I think at any given moment, at least in the state of Florida, you are surrounded by at least ten idiots. From the idiots who can’t handle the lofty task of flipping on a turn signal, to the idiots who’s retirement plan is nothing more than β€˜buy lotto tickets,’ we are all swimming in a veritable pool of idiots. 533 more words

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