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The Elevator Man

“If you could be stuck in an elevator with any actress in the world…who would it be?”

The young man asked his favorite uncle.

Without missing a beat his uncle replied- 51 more words


Knock Knock Jokes with a Four-Year-Old

I recently taught my four-year-old about knock knock jokes. As an introduction, I made up a crappy joke that only he would think was funny: 362 more words

Gents toilet joke.

Guy in a hotel asks the barman “Where are the gents”

Barman “down the corridor second door on the left”

So the guy leaves then comes back to the bar and says… 64 more words


Ripe Melons

With lots of exercise, sunshine, and good genes, I’m looking pretty good.
An attractive woman at the grocery store motioned me to come to her. … 57 more words

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