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Hi, everyone. Here are some more jokes.

I like going to rich white neighborhoods and driving past old people on their walks. When they get close, I pretend to be scared and lock my doors as loudly as possible. 599 more words

Those With OCD May Enjoy This

Bizarre but true that it is the little things in life that make it worth while. I found this amusing! http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/times-the-universe-was-oddly-satisfying?bffb

Health

Bad Puns

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

It gets toad.

-Brought to by the one vet’s office and appliance store signs that I saw while out running errands yesterday

Humor

Never do card tricks for the group you

play poker with.

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Never mess up an apology with an excuse

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Liverpool football club, joke.

The new manager of Liverpool football club sent scouts out around the world
Looking for a new center forward to replace his old and decrepit players… 254 more words

Joke

Dreams...

I sometimes day dream that when I am flatulant and in a relationship with Scarlett Johansson. Later that day she will push a not overly massive but plug in my bum hole and whip my ass very hard with a leather belt in order to correct this behaviour in future.

Poetry

Another Test

Sometimes it takes a few posts to attract attention. I thought I’d try a cute little joke like the following:

Two little boys, ages 7 and 10, are excessively mischievous. 222 more words

Writing