Teacher: Bobby, what major event happened in 1492?
Bobby: I don’t know — I wasn’t alive back then!
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Hey, I don't really care what filth you got to serve me at this point since I brought along plenty of beer to wash it down!
“Look, you ain’t at the Hilton here, buddy, we don’t exactly get much of a choice for food around these parts so this is usually all we eat if we’re lucky, spread over our three meals!” 230 more words