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The Rules Of Engagement

He walked out of the bathroom of their small 1 bedroom apartment and out into the main room, where his girlfriend of over 6 years sat and filed her nails. 371 more words

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THE THOUGHTS OF HARRY PRATT THE RUMMAGING OLD TWAT ON THE SUBJECT OF ‘REVENGE PORN’

“Crikey it’s been a couple of months has it not H? Thought you’d died and gone to rummage off in the bins of utopia.”

“True Ron I’ve not been putting myself about much lately. 483 more words

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Airline Announcements:...

We don’t seem to be getting the number of visitors (or responses to previous emails) that I would have hoped, so I’m going to change direction (thought) now. 835 more words

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Going the Distance

The army recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They went through many retirement plans but nothing seemed to please everyone. 233 more words

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Joke time p. 21

Longtime Los Angeles Dodgers announcer Vin Scully will return for a record-breaking 66th season in the booth next year. For their part, the Dodgers have already started apologizing in advance to everyone for everything the 86-year-old will say.

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#MyChurchIsSoWhite...

So last night a bunch of us played a hashtag game called #MyChurchIsSoWhite.

There were a LOT of good ones thrown out there.

#MyChurchIsSoWhite we have to use juice and "wafers" for communion.

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