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Aw, heroin addiction sounds awful only to children and the ignorant! Jesus, at least it definitely kept me from the boob tube!
“Whoa, I absolutely love Jesus’ idiotic misenfable about the ‘Prodigal Son,’ because it means I can run the frack off across a savagely wild and woolly existence, accomplishing close to any kinda destructive harm along my bitter way, and that stupid ol’ family of mine has to readily not only welcome me gleefully back within their pathetic lives, but I should also stand capable of later robbing them all filthy blind, escape for another miserable rampage, ah, you guessed it, then I get to easily trudge on home through open arms once again; obviously before planning one more assault in what’s eventually going to total among a grand series of mass betrayals over these suckers’ brainless lifetime, almost strictly catering to moronic generosity and kindness!” 88 more words
My next Buzzfeed post is up (http://www.buzzfeed.com/drlivingston/16-times-trying-t-rex-was-your-spirit-animal-s4ly), and it was inspired by tryingtrex.tumblr.com. Go check it out, and see more like this: