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How strawberries start their band

Ben: How did the strawberries start their band?
Todd: How?
Ben: Oh, they just got together and jammed.

Jokes

No One Laugh About Anything!

I’m getting really sick of this. Across the board on social media sites, people are getting overly butthurt offended by jokes. JOKES. Non-factual statements made to poke fun of a situation. 990 more words

Social Justice

Aw, heroin addiction sounds awful only to children and the ignorant! Jesus, at least it definitely kept me from the boob tube!

“Whoa, I absolutely love Jesus’ idiotic misenfable about the ‘Prodigal Son,’ because it means I can run the frack off across a savagely wild and woolly existence, accomplishing close to any kinda destructive harm along my bitter way, and that stupid ol’ family of mine has to readily not only welcome me gleefully back within their pathetic lives, but I should also stand capable of later robbing them all filthy blind, escape for another miserable rampage, ah, you guessed it, then I get to easily trudge on home through open arms once again; obviously before planning one more assault in what’s eventually going to total among a grand series of mass betrayals over these suckers’ brainless lifetime, almost strictly catering to moronic generosity and kindness!” 88 more words

Funny

NOON at NGAYON! (Tagalog by Request)

Ang karamihan sa nakasulat sa ibaba ay hango sa aking sariling karanasan. LOL!! :D

At kung nakaka-relate ka at may idadagdag ka pa, i-komento mo para throwback lang ang peg! 390 more words

Blogger

My new website

I occasionally build websites and I built a new one recently isittooearlytogetwasted.com it is a joke site, that tells the readers that it is never too early to enjoy a drink. 15 more words

Her breasts

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror.

He asks, “What are you doing?”

She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old.” 22 more words

Humour