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Getting It

PB and I got outta town for a few days last week.  I haven’t had a chance to jot down anything since returning home, so I was thrilled when my sister, Robin, sent me this piece.  265 more words

Devo Drops

The Visionary

If your love is blind…..moving the furniture around without telling them is probably not the best idea you could ever have.

-good2begone

Blogging

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Puzzle Bear.

Puzzle Bear who?

There is a very special place just for Puzzle Bear. Good news! This place does not sponsor Autism Speaks!

Oh, okay.

Bob's Burgers

Joke 13

This joke will only work for people who can count to five in french.

Two cats are having a swimming race. One’s name is one-two-three, and the other cat’s name is un-deux-trois. 13 more words

Jokes

The Art of Negotiation

I am a stand-up comedian. I stand up, and tell jokes for money. Once I sat on a stool and told jokes, but people got worked up into a real tizzy. 397 more words

Lies

The Rules Of Engagement

He walked out of the bathroom of their small 1 bedroom apartment and out into the main room, where his girlfriend of over 6 years sat and filed her nails. 371 more words

Blogging

THE THOUGHTS OF HARRY PRATT THE RUMMAGING OLD TWAT ON THE SUBJECT OF ‘REVENGE PORN’

“Crikey it’s been a couple of months has it not H? Thought you’d died and gone to rummage off in the bins of utopia.”

“True Ron I’ve not been putting myself about much lately. 483 more words

Humour