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A Grocery-Cart Stoplight

Realizing that this is my platform to capture people’s attentions, even for the most mundane, everyday occurrence, I will take full advantage of this. Since when has it become mandatory to have the plastic divider on the conveyor belt at the grocery store, before you put your items down. 894 more words

Life Through the Eyes of a Second Grader

Post 19/100, written yesterday in my journal while at school. It’s really just a series of jokes/statements by one of my favorite children on the planet. 264 more words

Service And Teaching

Sunday Slackers

The internet of fascinating things to while away your Sunday …

Beginning with Sassy Women Alert, as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler do a Ricky Gervais on an unsuspecting Hollywood (and it’s fab to see George has a sense of humour. 138 more words

Culture

Never Change

If we stay strong..We can get paper longer than Pippen’s arms..Plead the fifth when it comes to the fam..I’m like a dog, I never speak, but I understand. 151 more words

Sunday Slackers

The Internet of Fascinating Things …

Being active online means coming across far too much good stuff than I can personally read during the week or can be shared on my Twitter and Facebook timelines without annoying the hell out of friends and followers. 270 more words

Photos

The poet is present

A short poem dedicated to the biggest piece of shit neighbors that ever existed in the history of shared walls:

embolism, aneurysm, heart attack or stroke… 13 more words