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My magazine Hey Olivia is now available or pre-orders and we’re finishing up the ALL-NEW photoshoot I did just for you! I’m including my first poster. But can’t decide which to use… So I’m asking for your opinion!

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Click HERE to VOTE NOW! And whatever pic you choose, will be the poster in every HEY OLIVIA magazine.

DEADLINE to VOTE is this Sunday night. After that, we’re going to PRINT and everyone is gonna start getting their mags!

And Click HERE to BUY NOW!!!!

And of course I’ll sign it! And YES, you can buy all magazines and send them in one envelope and I’ll sign all at once. Send in a SELF-ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE:

Olivia Munn c/o G4’s Attack of the Show

5850 West 3rd Street

Los Angeles, CA  90036

Just so you know im seventeen so im aloud  to do this, Haha…

Enjoy

“So Miley cyrus birthday just last week and all people asking how old enough if she good to do the humping! I set record straight and if I get ask my Miley to date I sure know how to pimp the shit out!”

Jeremy Shum-

Chelsea Staub-

Chelsea Staub is well known from the 2007 film Bratz: The Movie. She is about 1 year older than jeremy Shum. Anyway, she plays Stella Malone on the Disney Channel sitcom JONAS. She grew up in Phoenix, Arizona; but now she is based on Los Angeles. She was nominated for a teen choice awards. Anyway, there are rumors goign around she is dating Jeremy Shum OoOoo lol.

I think it’s just rumors though!

Numarul 13 nu a fost un numar cu ghinion pentru cei doi realizatori a binei cunoscute serie “South Park”.

Cartman, Kyle, Stan si Kenny au incheiat de curand si cel de-al 13-le sezon “South Park”.

Printre episoadele importante ale acestui sezon se numara episodul “Dead Celebrities”, dedicat in mare parte lui Michael Jackson, episodul “Fishsticks” – o satira binemeritata plasata lui Kanye West, si evident episodul “The Ring”, o parodie adresata canalului Disney, dar cu precadere fratilor Jonas.

Asa cum am fost obisnuiti, Kenny ne-a parasit in aproape toate episoadele, dar s-a intors printre noi de fiecare data. Cartman a lasat deoparte visul de a castiga 10 milioane de dolari, dar si-a dedicat viata dreptatii (ep. The Coon), iar Butters s-a transformat in pimp. (ep. Butters Bottom Bitch).

De asemenea Cartman s-a apucat de cantat, interpretand piesa “Poker Face” a lui Lady GaGa in episodul “Whale Whores”.

Puteti urmari episoadele in intregime pe site-ul lor oficial.

Det bliver en vild weekend, tror jeg. I morgen skal jeg i byen med dem fra klassen.
Jeg håber at Lars er der, jeg savner ham. Det ville virkelig være klasse at se ham. Ellers må jeg jo bare negle Søren, som jeg plejer, lol.

Søren Gram Rasmussen.
Søren går i min klasse og lige fra første gang vi så hinanden, har vi flirtet og sådan, men jeg var jo sammen med Jonas dengang. En dag flirtede vi dog rigtig meget og vi begyndte at være meget sammen, da det gik dårligt med Jonas og mig. Vi sov tit sammen uden at lave noget, uden så meget som at holde om hinanden. Vi har kysset mange gange, men aldrig lavet mere. Vi kysser faktisk sådan ofte, når der ikke lige er andre. Omkring min 18 års fødselsdag var jeg nok lidt småforelsket i ham, og jeg er ret sikker på at det var gengældt. Så kom vi på Roskilde, hvor jeg slog op med Jonas, og “endelig” kunne vi være sammen.. Men det endte nu med at jeg hellere ville være sammen med Jonas. Søren blev faktisk rigtig ked af det, jeg kan huske han græd nede i lejren og jeg trøstede ham alt det jeg kunne. Men det var nu altså Jonas, jeg ville være sammen med. Vi kyssede dog lidt på Roskilde.. på min 18 års fødselsdag. Bagefter begyndte han at komme sammen med Katrine fra klassen, og jeg var meeega jaloux, men jeg sagde aldrig noget til nogen. Søren og jeg snakkede ikke sammen i omkring et halvt år. Der var ingen grund til at vi skulle. Men da de så slog op, havde Søren meget brug for at snakke, og vi var jo nu engang bedste venner og havde været det længe, så det var naturligt, at det var mig, han opsøgte. Vi fik snakket og fik det rigtig godt sammen igen en overgang. Vi kyssede til et par fester, men der var ikke noget i det. Han forvirrede mig meget, kan jeg huske. Engang i byen sagde han noget med, at det da aldrig havde været alvorligt mellem os to. Og det syntes jeg jo det havde, så det blev jeg faktisk rigtig ked af. Nu ved jeg dog godt, at han ikke mente det. Han har været rigtig glad for mig. På Roskilde 09 var jeg helt skudt i Jonas stadigvæk og så slet ikke Søren, men på Langelandsfestivallen hvor vi boede i samme lejr, kyssede vi faktisk en hel del. Vi sov også sammen. Det er underligt med Søren, for jeg føler mig ikke rigtig selvsikker over for ham. Jeg føler mig ikke fræk, sexet, som jeg kan føle over for alle mulige andre drenge. Det er som om at han kun kender min facade, og jeg er bange for at han vil grine, hvis jeg piller masken af.. Jeg ved ikke om det nogensinde vil ændre sig. Nå.. status nu er altså at han ser en pige, og jeg prøver lidt for sjov at udkonkurrere hende. Det kunne være meget nice at få et par kyssere af ham her i weekenden, for jeg ved at han ikke vil noget med pigen. Men intet er nogensinde sikkert mellem mig og Søren. Andet end at der altså vil være en verbal tiltrækning. Egentlig tror jeg ikke han tænder synderligt meget på mig, og jeg tænder faktisk heller ikke særlig meget på ham. Måske er det dét, der stopper os.

Well, og på lørdag holder jeg julefrokost for klassen her hjemme hos mig. Det bliver rigtig dejligt og hyggeligt. Lige hvor jeg skal få penge til alkohol fra, ved jeg ikke, men det er vel også bageteller, høhø.
Mit weekendønske er helt klart at blive dejlig fuld i morgen, ligne en million og møde Lars. Punktum.

Auch einer dieser Zufälle, dass Jonas nur einen Tag nach Jasper Geburtstag hat . Lange gesucht, aber an der völlig falschen Stelle. Viele Gedanken gemacht, völlig unnötig. UND ich wollte NIE einen gestromten Hund! Hmm, was hab ich jetzt? Einen absolut traumhaften, lustigen, sanften, draufgängerischen, unkomplizierten und gestromten schwedischen Bub mit schwarzen Kopfaugen.

Ich danke Michaela Olsson, Nota´s Crew Whippets (Schweden), dass sie ihren “Walter” so weit weg gehen ließ, Hendrik Härling, Play A While Whippets (Schweden) und Barbara Keßler & Dominik Rudolph, Rumford Greyhounds (Deutschland), für das Ausfindigmachen und ihre Unterstützung, ohne die ich nicht zum besten gestromten Whippet der Welt gekommen wäre. Thank so much!

Este blog solo es para intentar concientizar a las personas para que no pierdan el buen gusto musical, ya que estos “rockeritos” (jajaja) si estas tres fresitas, que dicen tocar Rock, estan destruyendo y pudriendo el buen gusto musical especialemente en las siempre volubles adolescentes que la mayoría (pre-pubertas) son fanaticas de este ridiculo grupete, OJO no es envidia (Por favor!) esperemos que estos afeminados dejen de lanzar sus canciones prefabricadas –  comerciales, donde quedaron los buenos gustos por la música como Metallica, etc.

This is our work of the week end:

firstly you can see the concept of the space factory and of the london agency

secondly , the design of the sea factory with the pumps, the structure the solar panels roof and the begining of the pipe/elevator

O Look Do Dia de hoje foi escolhido pela Toddynho! Estamos num clima muito teen stars hoje e decidimos fazer um post sobre a Nicole Anderson que faz o papel da Macy em Jonas (sortuda!).

Este clique dela aconteceu faz um tempinho, no último dia 16, mas achei muito válido para comentar aqui, até porque para as Moças mais novinhas (não que as mais…maduras – oh tristeza! rsrs – não possam encarar um look desses) usam muito essas atrizes como inspiração. O visual dela foi bastante jovem, muito de acordo com a idade dela (19). Eu adoro as produções dela como um todo, sempre muito fashion e ótimas para ela e, por isso, ela merece o meu respeito (isso claro, e o fato dela estar sempre perto dos Jonas Brothers! Há!).

Acho que o mais legal do make dela é a sombra prata que ela passou no canto interno do olho para iluminar. Ela é bastante bronzeada e, num primeiro momento, essa ideia pode ficar um pouco demais, muito exagerado. Eu aconselharia passar um tom mais puxado para o cobre ou o bronze. No entanto, como ela passou bem pouquinho, ficou ótimo e bastante discreto

Outra coisa que ela apostou bastante para o visual foi o delineado preto. Tanto na marca d’água, na parte inferior dos olhos, quanto na mesma linha na parte superior e rente ao cílios na mesma região, o preto abriu os olhos e destacou o verde deles. Lindo!

Como eu comentei da sombra ali em cima, o blush que a Nicole usou é um tom mais escuro e neutro, um cobre bem colocado na maçã do rosto que deu um ar discreto de saúde. Nada exagerado.

Mas eu acho que o que eu mais gostei mesmo foi o batom dela. Um again cobre, mais matte, mas ainda assim com um brilinhos dourados discreto. Deu unifomidade no make e realçou os olhos e o tom de pele dela. Aprovado.

O que acharam, Moças?

Az Úr Jónáshoz másodszor is szólt,
megismételve a küldetést.
Azt a parancsot, ami ellen
tiltakozott a szíve, a lelke,
ami elől futott és menekült,
amíg az ÚR utol nem érte…
Míg meg nem járta azt a mélységet,
ahol megtanulta az engedelmességet,
és fölismerte, hogy az Úrnak
különös terve van vele.

Az Isten ma is számít gyermekére,
Terve van veled és velem!
Mert oly sok még a bűnös város,
ahol nem tudják, mi a kegyelem,
és mennyi a halálra ítélt,
saját vesztébe rohanó ember!
Ki mondja meg nekik, hogy közel a vég?
Ki látja a sok vergődő szívet,
nyomorral, bajjal terhelt életet,
ki adja át az üzenetet,
hogy van számodra, van megoldás még?

Az Úrnak terve van velem s veled,
s bárhová futnál előle,
a küldetést el nem kerülheted!
Szólt egyszer… talán szólt másodszor is,
Mondd, hányszor várt hiába reád?
Saját terveid, vagy üvöltő zene
nem nyomhatja el többé szavát,
szíved mélyén egy halk hang egyre sürget.
Ne várj addig míg a mélységbe vet!
A küldetést el nem kerülheted.

Oláh Lajosné

„Még negyven nap – így szólt
az ítélet szava –
elpusztul Ninive
és temérdek java!’’

De zsákba öltözött
a király és népe
s Isten a büntetést
nem hajtotta végre

Gerő Sándor

Well, I would like to comment articulately on how smallVille’s current season is developing but since they moved it to FRIDAY nights I keep remembering on Thursday it exists and then forgetting on Friday and doing things like watching WizTober instead. So I missed the Wonder Twins. Darn.

New favorite t-shirt (because I know you like to keep track of these things.)

Speaking of all things Wizard…Wizards of Waverly Place still knocking out the solid comedy. Harper moving in should be an interesting turn.

Now, the Sonny With A Chance will Chad and Sonny divulge their feelings on a talk show episode tipped the way too many flashbacks alarm.

Exactly the opposite on the funny meter was the latest Jonas (but I think I mentioned that before) which I have just discovered has been picked up for a second season. They’re getting a new show runner but I hope they don’t ditch that much — Gayle really likes the one camera style and I think they’ve really grown into the humor as the season progressed.

Speaking of growing into humor, have been on a Big Bang Theory kick, watching Seasons 1 + 2 on DVD. And this past week’s once again ratcheted up the funny. When Sheldon’s radio interview was being helped along by helium, Gayle and I were both laughing so hard it was impossible to hear anything that was being said. I do miss Leslie Winkle as a fountain of dread mischief…sure Kripke’s funny, but how about a Winkle and Cooper revenge tag team to take him down.

Still haven’t watched Shanghai Surprise. Need to change up my Netflix queue and drop the TV shows and concentrate on movies.

Oh, should probably drop in a Nick update. Nick Cannon very entertaining as The Chairman, liked iCarly’s iHave My Principals episode — always good to see Tim Russ. True Jackson seems to be focusing on the teens, which is ok, but I do like the craziness Max and Amanda bring with them.

Comics are grim, especially with Black Lanterns all over the DC Universe but Groo is back (To the fray!) and so is Giffen (Ambush Bug and Doom Patrol) so there is some light.

I think that catches up w/ the reviews. Still missing Warehouse 13.

From SHineOnMedia.com:

-Debby Ryan, Chelsea Staub & Nicole Anderson hold up some giant pieces of bread in a new promo for Disney Channel’s New Year’s Eve Star Showdown. As of Friday, November 20, three new polls will be launched each Friday on http://tv.disney.go.com/disneychannel/newyear/, inviting viewers to vote in a total of 18 categories, including Favorite Episodes and Favorite Guest Star and fans can also check out fun trivia games hosted by Disney stars. Fans can also vote for their Top 10 favorite music videos of 2009, and the songs will air on Radio Disney. Voting will determine the New Year’s Eve programming lineup, entitled “New Year’s Star Showdown,” airing THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31 (6:00 p.m.–12:30 a.m. ET/PT) on Disney Channel. Throughout the night, Disney Channel will air sneak peeks of upcoming Disney Channel and Disney XD series and original movies including the much-anticipated “Camp Rock 2 The Final Jam.”

During the “New Year’s Eve Star Showdown” some of your favorite Disney Channel stars will compete in five Game Show challenges: “So Random,” “Last Star Standing,” “Sound Off,” “Quick Draw” and the “New Years Eve Countdown Game.” Judging from the promo pictures, these are some crazy games.

Disney Channel stars helping to ring in the New Year include Demi Lovato, Tiffany Thornton, Sterling Knight, Brandon Mychal Smith, Doug Brochu and Allisyn Ashley Arm from “Sonny With A Chance”; Emily Osment, Mitchel Musso, Jason Earles and Moises Arias from “Hannah Montana”; Selena Gomez, David Henrie and Jennifer Stone from “Wizards of Waverly Place”; Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, Chelsea Staub and Nicole Anderson from “JONAS”; Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, Brenda Song, Debby Ryan and Doc Shaw from “The Suite Life On Deck”; Alyson Stoner from “Camp Rock 2 The Final Jam”; Jason Dolley and Bridgit Mendler from “Good Luck Charlie”; and Leo Howard and G Hannelius from “Leo’s Little Big Show.”

Radio Disney DJ’s Ernie D and Jake Whetter will also be on hand and will co-host the game “Sound Off” and will be featured during the New Year’s countdown. Songs from Disney Channel’s Top 10 music videos will air on Radio Disney FRIDAY, JANUARY 1 (12:00 p.m. ET/9:00 a.m. PT) in a one-hour special hosted by Ernie D and Jake. Radio Disney will also celebrate the New Year with a five-hour special THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31 (7:00 p.m. ET/4:00 p.m. PT), counting down the Top 50 songs of 2009 with all the Radio Disney DJs.

So be sure to check out all the fun at http://tv.disney.go.com/disneychannel/newyear/ and tune into Disney Channel on December 31st.

Many Jemi Moments, but no Miley?

Acessem o novo endereço!

www.blogdojonas.com.br

this video is a big huh but it works.

É tudo uma brincadeira, mas daquelas com um fundinho de verdade, né? Tayor Swift foi a grande atração do tradicional e respeitado programa de humor dos Estados Unidos neste sábado.

No Saturday Night Live (SNL), Taylor Swift fez uma música para seu monólogo de abertura e não esqueceu de citar Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner e Kanye West.

Nós rimos muito com ela. Taylor consegue ser muito engraçada.

O que vocês acharam?

By: Capricho