One Direction who? I’m old.
But I can be a fan if they jog in jorts and jeans.
I should be an investigative reporter. I can piece shit together and get the story told. Especially when it comes to something that I am passionate about – like marathon runners in jorts. 142 more words
Here goes! Things that happened/are happening at the theatre this week:
Expectations: The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
“Yayhaw! Florida is a bunch of jorts wearing rednecks!!! I wish ‘em people would show some class when they drink before noon … outside … in November.” That’s right, when people from Georgia call people from Florida trashy, it is one of my favorite things to hear. 1,523 more words