Liverpool’s next Champions League match has been moved to Gay TV because apparently 11 arseholes getting hammered is too explicit for Sky Sports.

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I’ve had too take a second job in a bakery, I knead the dough.

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A book just fell on my head.. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.

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I see Katie Price is up for the mum of the year award. Also on the shortlist: Joseph Fritzl for dad of the year, Michael Jackson for tour of the year, Jade Goody for hairstyle of the year.

Heaven help us….

Did you dress up for your mugshot?

From the picture, she seems normal looking, with the ability to carry on a relationship with a man or woman if she desired.  What made her think that having sex WITH HER OWN BIOLOGICAL CHILD was a good thing?

kittens are always funny...imagine if they could actually speak

Michigan Mom Aimee Louise Sword Faces Trial for Incest With Son She Gave Up for Adoption

Police Say Sword Contacted Son, Now a Teenager, Over the Internet

By SARAH NETTER

Sept. 11, 2009—

A Michigan mother is facing a trial after being accused of having a summer romance with the teenage son she gave up for adoption.

Aimee Louise Sword, 35, who is free on bond after her arrest, was initially charged with three counts of felony third-degree criminal sexual conduct. A judge this week reduced the charges to one count, but police say she is accused of a “very serious crime.”

Why reduce the charges?  Keep them high, in fact make them harsher.  The only real excuse someone could use is actual mental defect.  Even then, I would want to keep them for observation…

remember this monster? same thing...

This is not much difference than Joe Fritzl.  You can review who this guy is here and here and here.  For  a funny picture of a terrible situation, look here. (all safe for work)

Sword began a sexual relationship with her biological son in the summer of 2008 after reconnecting with him on the Internet, Waterford Township Police Sgt. Scott Good told ABCNews.com.

“She had given the child up early on in life for adoption,” he said, adding that Sword’s adoption agreement permitted limited contact with the boy.

Good said police were notified about the alleged incestuous romance in the fall after being contacted by Child Protective Services.

I want to know who did CPS know that there was this relationship that was taking place?  Whoever was the whistle blower, great job…

After an investigation that resulted in the three-count warrant, Sword surrendered to police April 24. She was released a short time later on a $3,000 bond.

How is this only a 3k bond?  So, he hit off the bail bonds dude with 300 dollars and she was free to go?  I think that she deserved a little higher bond.

Funny...it was the first one in google images and they are in Michigan....eerie coincidence...

Sword’s lawyer Kenneth Burch told ABCNews.com that his client has pleaded not guilty ahead of the pre-trial date set for Sept. 21.

“Anybody would be distraught and she is because of the allegations she is faced with,” he said. “She’s meeting this head on.”

Are you distraught that you got caught, or that you did what you did?

Burch would not go into detail about Sword or her life, but confirmed she has other children who have since been removed from the house by CPS. There were never any allegations of abuse involving the other children, he said.

Her ex-mother-in-law, before hanging up on ABCNews.com, said that she’s “not interested in any interview, anything with my grandchildren.”

First, this lady has had other kids removed.  While that is not a sign of guilt, it is pretty damning.  Second, big up to the grandmother NOT talking to the media.  They are never going to go away, so don’t feel the need to feed them.  Everything that you are going to say, wait to say it in court, or don’t say it at all.

Mom Accused of Incest

Police said it was clear there were multiple sexual encounters with the teen.

Because of police policy regarding criminal sexual conduct cases and the fact that Sword’s son is a minor, Good said he could not release other details, including the boy’s whereabouts or even his current age.

Sword’s ex-husband couldn’t be reached for comment.

Ex has nothing to say, because I imagine that he feels emasculated.  no father wants to be eclipsed by their son.

Hey Chris, what's with your leg? OH my god, that's not your leg!!

Oh Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis, as you do the size of my breasts. -Oh my god.....No wonder he is always slouching...

Good said that despite the low bond, the charge against her is “very severe.”

Serious would seem to indicate a high bond.  I am sure that Joe Fritzl didn’t have a small bond… What the hell goes through some people’s heads?… You didn’t learn from the mistakes of others in the news?

Spent about six hours yesterday figuring out how to use Photoshop for the first time. I think it’s a little too precise for me, but, yeah I figured it out!

Hence the new banner at the top, the Arabic at the far right, is my name by the way.

This is funny, Tesco & W.H. Smith is now in my good books, for having such a sense of humour, and I nearly fell of my chair when I read this…….

Shoppers are furious over the promotion of a book about dungeon dad Josef Fritzl as a Father’s Day gift. Tesco and WH Smith have come under fire for promoting The Crimes of Josef Fritzl: Uncovering the Truth.Shocked shoppers at a WH Smith branch in Lewisham, south London, say they could not believe when they saw the book on a ‘Top 50 Books for Dad’ display which also proclaimed ‘Dads Are Heroes’.

Why not buy your dad a shovel, some cement and planning permission by the local council! I would be very interested to hear how many people actually bought this as a father’s day gift; I personally would be very freaked out if my nonexistent child bought that for me on father’s day.

Seriously, Bruno is making me laugh every day!!!!! The film is not even out yet, and already the man is doing so much PR, every day he’s doing something completely different, and outrageous, and just keeps going further and further across the line, recreating the boundaries and limits for such behaviour in the public domain.

This is a picture from his latest stunt, where he sported large hooves and a well-endowed furry black bull costume, Bruno strutted on a sand-coloured carpet and invited “all cute bullfighters” to his hotel room for a party.

I WANT THIS OUTFIT! The head thing is just so funny, and the hoofs! Even on the hands he has Hoofs. I should create a new group on facebook; I think I am going to name it, Hoofs for Poofs! i probably have 12 million backordered facebook users waiting to join the group!

I know I am going to be falling of the chair when I see this film, he does it so well, and just completely humiliates every person he comes into contact with, please if you haven’t already, go watch the trailer on YouTube!

(Kristina) Puh, äntligen kan man pusta ut. Äntligen är vi hemma igen.

Vi har varit en tur på stan för att äta lunch. Som den kloka mamma man är ser man förstås till att Hugo är mätt, nöjd och torr innan vi går hemifrån. Det hjälper föga. Väl på caféet placerar vi honom i barnstol som alla andra barn som sitter där snällt och jollrar. Inte Hugo. Han arbetar snabbt upp ett raseri och slänger vilt med sina leksaker och skriker.

Medan jag får svettfrossa försöker Fredrik bete sig normalt och läsa upp menyn inför nästkommande helg. Eftersom jag är lomhörd av barnskrik på ena örat skriker Fredrik ut matsedeln vilket får mig att svettas ännu mer. “Skrik inte älskling”. Damerna bredvid tittar lite medlidsamt på mig och en är snäll nog att yttra “men det lät ganska gott”.

Till slut mutar vi Hugo med en apelsinklyfta som sätter spår i hela ansiktet, på tröjan och på mig som försöker ta av honom den. Mellan raseriutbrotten kopplar han dock på charmen och rynkar på näsan och flirtar med damerna bredvid. Sen är det i full gång igen. Det är fullkomligt bortkastat att gå ut och äta med mig när jag har Hugo med. 75 spänn för ett magsår som jag hade kunnat undvika gratis hemma. “Men du kan ju inte sitta hemma i din bunker hela tiden tills dess att Hugo flyttar hemifrån”, säger Fredrik.

Jo, men det låter ju fantastiskt. I Joseph Fritzls källare lär det väl finnas lediga rum nu och då får man maten serverad också.

Persino la First Lady, Veronica Lario (detta “er Tracanna”), è scesa in campo per umiliare il proprio consorte. Alla notizia delle candidature ormai note, di grandi puttanoni da reality e mai dire reality, si è messa contro il marito (per l’ennesima volta) dichiarando “La candidatura delle donne? Ciarpame senza pudore”.

Lei che si innamorò di quell’abile palazzinaro, di quell’imprenditore nato, di quell’ex cabarettista da piano bar sulle navi da crociera, è uscita alla luce del sole “provocata” dall’ennesima castroneria del marito. Alla voce (comunista diffamatoria) del voler candidare le gemelle DeVivo, famosissime opinioniste dell’Isola dei Famosi e quindi grandissime statiste del XXI secolo, Angela Sozio, detta “quellarossadelgrandefratello” che giusto per capirci intrallazzava nella casa con Fedro, un pezzo di carne da 150kg, e Barbara Matera, di cui neanche la famiglia sa dire qualcosa di rilevante sulla sua vita, tranne che è stata Letteronza (letteralmente “Letterina Stronza”) in un’edizione di “Mai dire qualcosa”, non c’ha visto più. Prima si è fatta una dose di botulino alla faccia, poi dopo aver tracannato un paio di bottiglie di Jameson, ha attaccato pubblicamente il marito.

“Tra moglie e marito non mettere il dito” ha risposto il Signor B., ad un giornalista che gli aveva chiesto una replica. E infatti non ci intromettiamo nella vita sentimentale o sessuale dei due coniugi di Arcore. Anche perché, solo fantasticare sulle fatiche sessuali del 73enne presidente del consiglio (che dorme tre ore a notte e ha tempo per fare altre tre ore di sesso), diventerebbe una perversione. La cosa che deve far riflettere non è tanto la prima dichiarazione del “ciarpame” bensì un’altra, in cui abbiamo l’ammissione di uno stato di schiavitù in cui si trovano i familiari del Signor B. Infatti rivela la bella (da dietro un albero) Veronica: “Voglio che sia chiaro che io e i miei figli siamo vittime e non complici”. Che sia un altro caso di “padre padrone” come Joseph Fritzl?

Volevo precisare, Egregia Signora L., che il suo lamentoso e stizzito apparire improvvisamente, come un fantasma di una tardona, non ci fa ne’ pena ne’ tantomeno ci sconvolge. Ma ci fa riflettere. Per un pizzico di gelosia se ne salta fuori con queste dichiarazioni. Che dovremmo dire, dunque, noi che da ben quindici anni ce lo ritroviamo ovunque? E le ricordo che noi non siamo ne’ complici ne’ vittime, bensì siamo quelli che lo prendono, quotidianamente, nel ciarpame.

O jogo The Sims acaba de ganhar mais uma ótima expansão. Uma versão em homenagem ao nobre Joseph Fritzl, aquele pai de família honrado e dedicado que para proteger sua filha amada acabou a privando das crueldades do mundo a trancando por 20 anos no porão de sua casa na Áustria.

Para você que não entendeu, ou para você que se revoltou na época, mas como todo falso moralista já esqueceu do caso em questão, clique AQUI.

Nobody knows the trouble I see...

A Colombian man has appeared in court accused of raping his daughter over many years and fathering several children with her.

The first sentence of the story is all wrong.  What would you define as several?  This is what I found… for interest sake, I define several as 3-5.

• several(a): (used with count nouns) of an indefinite number more than 2 or 3 but not many; “several letters came in the mail”; “several people were injured in the accident”
• respective(a): considered individually; “the respective club members”; “specialists in their several fields”; “the various reports all agreed”
• several(p): distinct and individual; “three several times”
  wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Arcebio Alvarez, dubbed the “monster of Mariquita” by the local media, allegedly abused his daughter, now in her 30s, since she was nine years old.

The case has shocked Colombia, and the 59-year-old needed police and army protection for his court appearance.

I know this is going to sound racist, but I didn't include the picture at first, because I thought that it was a picture of Cesar Chavez

I am going to go on record and say that that was not really enough.  I know if I was one to defend him and someone came and tried to attack him, I would just push him towards the attacker and wait to see who won.  If Alvarez won, then I would just escort him back to the courtroom.

Mr Alvarez denies incest and rape, saying his daughter was adopted.

“We agreed to have a romantic relationship because we really loved each other. But she was not my own child,” he told the court in the central Tolima province.

“ Sometimes I would ask him [why we were doing it] and he would say it was God’s will ”
Arcedio Alvarez’s daughter

It is not clear whether his claim is true, or whether it would affect the charges he faces, but the woman says she always saw him as her father.

“I always respected him as my father and he is my father,” she said.

“He never spoke about [incest], about why we were doing it. Sometimes I would ask him and he would say it was God’s will.”

The woman told police how her mother died when she was five years old, leaving her in the care of Mr Alvarez.

She says she was raped repeatedly and became pregnant 14 times. Eight of her children, aged between one and 19, survived.

That is not several, that is hella times.  Plus, his excuse is weak.  She is not my biological daughter.  Even if that is true, (and boy you are a dumbass if it isn’t true, because haven’t you heard of a little thing called DNA?  Ask Alfie Patten how that one is working out…) she is basically your daughter and is completely, and unequivocally off limits.

In addition to that, you did it 14 times.  Now, that is not just the act 14 times, you got her pregnant 14 times.  How the hell are you paying for all that and the kids? Hint…sniffy, sniffy

First you get the money, then you get the power...

The case has also prompted a movement to change Colombian law, says the BBC’s Jeremy McDermott in Colombia, to ensure that those found guilty of raping children go to prison for life.

That just seems like a common sense law.  There is no reason to put children through the depravity that adults find themselves caught up in.  Sick people need to be treated and until they are, then prison is the most acceptable place for them.

The woman and her children are now under state protection.

Child welfare campaigners have called for a life sentence if he is convicted, saying there are hundreds of thousands of child sexual abuse cases in Colombia not being prosecuted.

Uneori mă consolează să văd că idioţenia fără margini nu are nici graniţe. Credeam că în lumea civilizată – ţările occidentale ale Europei – bunăstarea se asociază şi cu un coeficient de inteligenţă crescut pe cap de locuitor. Ultima întâmplare legată de cazul Fritzl mi-a spulberat definitiv această iluzie.

                Ei bine, aşa numitul „monstru din Austria” urmează să fie plătit pentru un simplu interviu cu un milion şi jumătate de euro iar pentru contractul de editare a memoriilor sale se bat mai multe edituri importante.  Când vezi asemenea ştiri nu te poţi opri să te întrebi cine e mai bolnav: Fritzl, sau cei care îi oferă această sumă de bani, cine suferă de o mai abjectă perversiune – Fritzl, sau milioanele de cititori ai lui despre care sunt convins că se vor repezi la publicaţia care în care va apărea interviul sau la best-seller-ul mondial în care se va transforma scrierea „monstrului din Austria”. Domnul Fritzl este încununat de glorie la sfârşitul vieţii: obţine contravaloarea unui Nobel şi jumătate şi devine un memorialist de succes internaţional.

                Domnul Firtzl s-a înfăţişat la proces acoperindu-şi faţa cu un biblioraft deschis. Cum nici un act nu e întâmplător, nici acesta nu cred că este lipsit de semnificaţie, chiar dacă una neconştientizată pe deplin de autorul lui: în felul în care apărea în faţa publicului domnul Fritzl părea o carte ambulantă. O carte vie, monstruoasă, desprinsă parcă din Grădina Desfătărilor, o carte-creier, o carte-faţă, o carte-reală, o carte-trup, o carte cu mâini şi picioare, o carte care ucide, violează, sechestrează. Acest tip de literatură viscerală face furori în rândul „civilizaţilor”, spre acest tip de literatură dementă se îngrămădesc noroadele occidentale.

                Suma de bani primită pentru a-şi povesti ororile pe care le-a comis în familia sa îi permite aceluiaşi domn incestuos Fritzl să pozeze ca pater familias grijuliu şi generos căci declară că o va dona familiei pentru a le asigura copiilor săi – şi copiilor copiilor săi care sunt şi copiii săi – un viitor luminos. Aşadar, din crimele pe care le-a comis împotriva propriei sale familii provin banii pe care îi aduce familiei. E un fel de cerc „virtuos”.

                Să îndrăznesc oare să sper că în România nici o casă editorială importantă nu se va mânji cu publicarea viitoarei cărţi a lui Fritzl? Aş avea un motiv  de mândrie că nu fac parte din rândul civilizaţilor care aleargă după confesiunile unui detracat şi care, mai mult sau mai puţin indirect, îi recunosc o excelenţă morbidă şi îl plătesc pentru crimele făcute.

                 Se va obiecta poate că mai întâi de toate trebuie respectată libertatea de exprimare, că Occidentul rămâne fidel până la capăt acestui principiu al său, că nu doreşte să renunţe nici în cazurile cele mai subumane şi mai abjecte. Uneori însă oamenii au datoria să-şi manifeste libertatea de exprimare tăcând.

I am utterly speechless at this news report. A shocking account of India’s Joseph Fritzl. [IBN reports] and Link to the video

Courtesy: ibnlive.com

…A businessman from the Mira Road area (in Mumbai) was found to be sexually exploiting his daughters for over 10 years.

Sixty-year-old Kishore Chavan has been accused of raping his two daughters, the elder one for over nine years when she was barely twelve years old. He claims to have done so to gain prosperity, on the advice of this tantrik Hasmukh Bhai Rathore, who was thrashed by a mob outside the police station.

The two girls were raped by the tantrik too and their mother was complicit in the crime. 

If this report is true and the case is proven in court, I hope these demons masquarding as parents get the maximum sentence for such a heineous crime. I frankly, do not think any other parent would have done something like this, no matter what the tantrik recommended. I think these parents have seriously troubled personalities and were using the tantrik’s recommendation as an excuse to live out their own perverted fantasies. Isn’t it sad that people often take the shelter of religion to try and justify inhuman crimes to themselves ? Is the life of a child really a price to be paid for prosperity ?

It’s an extremely sad story.  In such instances, I always wonder what happens to these poor daughters afterwards. The baggage of emotional trauma they have to live with for the rest of their lives is impossible for us to comprehend.

| 19.03.2009 | 16:00 UTC
Fritzl sentenced to life in psychiatric facility

An Austrian man who fathered seven children by his daughter, whom he locked in a cellar for 24 years, has been sentenced to life imprisonment in a psychiatric institution. The jury found 73-year-old Joseph Fritzl guilty of all charges against him, including enslavement, rape, incest, false imprisonment, coercion and negligent homicide. The murder charge referred to the death of one of the children he had with his daughter. Fritzl’s lawyer said he found the verdict fair. The trial lasted just four days. On Wednesday, Fritzl changed his plea to guilty on all charges after watching video taped evidence from his daughter.

This doesn’t make mention of the fact that the rumor mill is gossiping about Elisabeth coming and watching two days of the trial. Josef managed to stay strong during that part, but coming face to face with the victim, caused him to change his mind. Or, the bastard just really saw the writing on the wall and went for the sympathy plea. Austrian law is not that harsh in terms of meting punishment out to those who deserve it.

The worse part about it for Josef is that if he would have taken this plea earlier to spare the pain of the trial, that he would have been able to serve in a low security country club style prison. Now he will have to serve here…

MOSCOW, March 19 (RIA Novosti) – A high-security jail in Lower Austria is likely to be home to the country’s two most famous criminals, following Thursday’s conviction of Joseph Fritzl for murder, rape, incest and slavery.

A jury in the town of Sankt Poelten unanimously found the 73-year-old Austrian engineer guilty of murdering one of the seven children he fathered with his daughter Elizabeth, who he kept locked up in a dungeon below his garden for 24 years, raping her repeatedly. The court ordered a life sentence.

Austrian media said Fritzl is likely to be placed in the Goellersdorf asylum, home to the infamous Robert Ackermann, nicknamed the Cannibal of Vienna.

Could you suggest a nice kianti to go with the meal?

Ackerman was convicted in 2007 at the age of 19 of murdering his roommate Josef Schweiger in a mental asylum, and eating his brain. According to eyewitnesses, Ackerman would prowl the grounds naked at night, howling at the moon.

According to national media, Ackerman has openly boasted of plans cook Fritzl alive.

I found video or what he plans to do.  This is not for the squeamish.  It is safe for work, unless you are having lunch.

Under Austrian law, if Fritzl is convicted on several offenses, he will be given the sentence linked to the worst crime. The charges he faces are:

• Murder: The infant who died in 1996 died from a lack of medical care, the state prosecutor said. The charge carries a sentence of life in prison.

• Involvement in slave trade: From 1984 until 2008, prosecutors allege, Fritzl held his daughter, Elisabeth, captive in a dungeon, abused her sexually and treated her as if she were his personal property — in a situation similar to slavery. If he is convicted, the sentence could range from 10 to 20 years in prison.

• Rape: Between August 30, 1984, and June 30, 1989, Fritzl “regularly sexually abused Elisabeth,” according to the prosecutor. The sentence could be from five to 15 years in prison.

• Incest: Parallel to the rape charge. It carries a sentence of up to one year.

• Withdrawal of liberty: Three of the children Fritzl had with Elisabeth were illegally held captive in a dungeon with no daylight or fresh air, according to prosecutors. That charge carries a sentence of one to 10 years.

• Assault: Between August 28, 1984, and April 26, 2006, Fritzl repeatedly threatened Elisabeth and their three children with gas and booby traps as warnings in case they tried to escape, authorities allege. The sentence would range from six months to five years.

He is clearly going to get what he deserves.  Even criminals have a little decency. (some of them and it aint much…)

I don’t always get on with Libby Purves but here she expresses what can only be the correct way to deal with Joseph Fritzl. Hang the bastard.

He willfully inflicted misery on his daughter for twenty four years. Rape, incest, murder, kidnap, false imprisonment. The list goes on.

Don’t put this man in jail for the rest of his life. His life is already over – hang him. End it.

Fritzl, 73, u shpall fajtor ndaj te gjitha padive qe i beheshin, përfshirë edhe përdhunim, incest, vrasje dhe mbajtje kundër vullnetit.

I pandehuri i tha gjykatës se e paranonte vendimin dhe se nuk do te apelonte kundër tij.

Ai do të kryejë dënimin në një qendër psikiatrie me siguri të lartë, ne bazë të rekomandimeve të dhëna nga një mjek ligjor.

/BBC/

If you hadn’t already realised the futility and pointlessness of your existence, never fear, because you can do so tonight. Simply tune in (such an archaic term, like we’d actually have to turn some sort of dial on the 48 inch plasma to pick up a channel. Pff!) to BBC2 at 10pm tonight and you can marvel at the wonders of ‘Genius’. No, it’s not the ‘Genius of Charles Darwin’, or anyone else that might have actually harboured an ounce of the stuff, but the ‘genius’ of the British public – an oxymoron if ever I’ve heard one.

The presenter is Dave Gorman, and judging by his exponential decline in form, this will likely be his least humorous outing to date. I loved his breakthrough show ‘Are you Dave Gorman?’, in which he and a friend travelled the globe in search of other Dave Gormans, in order to rubbish his friend’s belief that Dave Gorman was a very uncommon name (it’s honestly much funnier than how that sentence makes it sounds, but difficult to concisely summarise.); I felt indifferent towards his second show ‘Googlewhack Adventure’, which came across as a rework of the above format; and loathed ‘America Unchained’ so much that I only watched half the program and even that was only in an attempt to rouse an emotion – any emotion would have done: interest, happiness, excitement, sadness, anger – but nothing came. I sat there watching a man driving across America with the boredom of watching a random stranger’s film of an outing to Tesco. It was human apple coring TV.

The idea of tonight’s show ‘Genius’ is that members of the public (and I quote from the website) “send in [their] extraordinary notions, amazing concepts and barn-storming ideas for the consideration of Team Genius”. The website then goes on to cite examples – which you can sum up yourself if you don’t want to watch the ‘hilarious’ discussions with the guest celebs – such as: ‘Guide dogs for the blind, talking parrots for the mute’, ‘Making everywhere downhill’, ‘Putting the clocks back an hour every day’ and ‘Making the Isle of Wight symmetrical to encourage tourism’.

???!!!

I don’t really know what to say. Not only are all of the ideas fucking idiotic and unworkable, they aren’t at all funny on any level.

1) Guide dogs for the blind, talking parrots for the mute.

Ignore the obvious insensitivity to mute people and you are faced with the question: How would the parrot know what the mute wanted to say and then say it? You would need a telepathic parrot that was also intelligent enough to articulate your thoughts – no such creature exists! So, assuming the use of a standard parrot (an African Grey maybe?), the poor mute would just look like a pirate walking around with a bird shouting random nonsense at the general public.

2) Making everywhere downhill.

An impossible demand on engineering and physics.

3) Putting the clocks back an hour every day.

Why is that genius? It’s like something an 11 year old would say to wind you up and that’s being cruel to 11 year olds, who probably have a better sense of humour.

4) Making the Isle of Wight symmetrical to encourage tourism.

Would that encourage tourism? I was under the impression that people don’t go to the Isle of Wight because it’s shit, not because it displays imperfect symmetry.

So there you have it, all crap ideas that are far closer to retardation than genius on the Stanford-Binet scale and not one of them is the least bit funny.

Perhaps next week Dave Gorman will investigate other unfunny and unworkable oxymoron shows – the ‘feather touch’ of the bull elephant, the ‘slow stealth’ of the drag race, or the ‘selflessness’ of Joseph Fritzl. I could go on, but I’ve wasted a good amount of your time and mine. You better all get back to your pointlessness so you can get home before the futility begins!

Yesterday, the chilling depravity of his monstrous use of his daughter as a sex slave was revealed to the world.  This guy had no compassion for the fruit of his loin. (How twisted is it to say that?)

Here is a picture of the dungeon that he kept her in. Here is a link to the picture enlarged…

At the opening of the trial, prosecutor Christiane Burkheiser said: “For the first few years, when he went into the cellar, he would rape her but he would never speak to her.

“It was always the same routine. He came, he raped her, he left.”

Before his hideously silent attacks, Fritzl turned off the lights in the dank cellar in which he imprisoned daughter Elisabeth for 24 years.

When he was done, he switched them on again.

Why do you think that he wanted the lights off?  Could he not stand himself and the act that he was doing?  I thought maybe, but he took some of his kids and allowed them to live above ground with him and his wife. I normally bang on her for not knowing, but he has some sort of mind control over women or something…

Stunned jurors also heard how Fritzl threw drugged Elisabeth into the underground prison beneath the family home in Amstetten, Austria, when she was just 18. And he:

RAPED her in front of the captive children he fathered through her.

Not shocking if you could bring yourself to rape your child.  Why would he care if the other children who he kept as hostages watched?  It gave him a sick thrill probably to think about being in a porno

ALLOWED one of the children to die two days after birth rather than risk exposing his secret by seeking medical help.

Again, not shocking.  how can you develop an attachment to someone if you are busy raping their mother?  He callously threw the remains in the furnace to burn any evidence.

TETHERED Elisabeth with an iron chain around her waist, restricting her movements even further in a room measuring only 18 square metres.

SEXUALLY abused her — sometimes several times a day — and forced her to re-enact pornographic scenes with him.

EXERCISED total control over her, treating her like a piece of property to do with as he liked.

KEPT her in check with beatings, kickings and gaggings.

CONVINCED his terrified captives he had booby-trapped the dungeon to gas or electrocute them if they ever tried to escape his clutches.

PUNISHED them by turning off all power, leaving them in the dark, mouldy dungeon — which was frequently infested with rats, and

BEGAN molesting Elisabeth when she was 11, then waited seven years before raping her for the first time two days after he imprisoned her.

Fritzl, 73, sat stony-faced in court at St Poelten as Ms Burkheiser outlined the full scale of the ordeal he inflicted on Elisabeth, now 43.

How must she feel to hear the horrors all over again.  I know that she must be thinking or hoping that he got raped in prison.

Furnace

He also imprisoned three of the children he had through his daughter — Kerstin, now 20, Stefan, 18, and Felix, six.

They never saw daylight until they were rescued in April last year.

The children’s siblings Lisa, 16, Monika, 14, and Alexander, 12, were taken above ground by Fritzl to be raised by him and wife Rosemarie.

Alexander’s twin Michael died two days after being born and was cremated by Fritzl in the cellar’s furnace, the jury heard.

Ms Burkheiser said: “Elisabeth could see from the start that Michael could not breathe. He was blue and struggled throughout his short life.”

The trial began after Fritzl shuffled in silence 300 yards from his jail cell to the court.

Once inside, his lawyer asked him if he was all right — and he replied: “I’m scared.” Fritzl, who added two rooms and a shower to the cellar in 1993, was ringed by armed cops.

Everyone has a right to a fair trial.  Even monsters.  but, you should be afraid, because you know that people are out for your blood.  In addition to the people on the outside, the people in the jails want to show you what it is like to be a sex slave.  (Hint, rape and kill you American Me style)

He held a blue file over his face to hide from photographers.

Fittingly, Fritzl’s last meal before his court appearance was a local pork chop dish named Devil’s Cutlet.

The beast admits incest and false imprisonment.

He pleads “partly guilty” to 3,000 rapes and coercion. But he denies murdering Michael and a charge of slavery.

Ms Burkheiser told how Elisabeth was broken by the random nature of Fritzl’s “visits”.

She said: “The worst thing of all was the uncertainty. When would he come? When would he go? How long would he stay? Would he come back from his holidays at all?

“The uncertainty breaks a person — not the rapes or the appalling conditions or the lack of proper food and medicines.”

I am going to interject here for a minute and say that the rapes and beatings do break a person down psychologically as well…

Ms Burkheiser told how Elisabeth gave birth for the first time “in a damp cellar on a dirty blanket”.

Fritzl’s only warped concession was to give her a book about childbirth two months before.

The prosecutor went on to tell jurors two versions of events — Fritzl’s and the squalor his fearful victims endured. She said:

He claims he cared for his family, he was respectable and an upstanding member of the community.

The fact is he took his daughter Elisabeth downstairs on the pretext he needed help moving a door — and he drugged her and dragged her into the cellar, where he tied her up.

On the second day he put a noose around her waist which severely restricted her freedom even in the small room in which she was confined.

How big was that room? It was 18 square metres, where she spent the next nine years. It is virtually the same size as the jury box in which you sit.

At least for you Joe F., the cell that you are going to be in the rest of your natural born life is bigger than what he kept his daughter in.

There was a washbasin but no bath or shower. There was no heating. No fresh air. Just walls to look at and a door. I have been there twice. It is dark and damp and the smell is unbearable.

Josef Fritzl had complete control of this cellar. He decided what food would be allowed down and when it would be eaten. He decided what medicines would be allowed.

Often the electricity would fail for hours at a time, sometimes for up to ten days.

There was no torch and no candles. With no electricity they had no hot water and no warm food. Even though there were babies to feed there was no light to do it by.

He told Elisabeth there was an electric door which would kill anybody that broke the light barrier surrounding it.

And if the light barrier was broken there was gas that would flood into the room, killing everybody. But he did not need to bother — because she was a broken woman.

I bet governments are taking notes right now on how to break someone down, as Joseph seems to be the champ at it…

Fritzl’s lawyer Rudolf Mayer insisted he was a misunderstood family man wrongly portrayed as a monster.

Mr Mayer said: “He is a man who wanted a second family and wanted to care for that second family. If it was just rape, sexual pleasure, then he wouldn’t have wanted children. He could have used contraception.

“And if he was a man who didn’t care about children he could have disposed of them.

“But this is a man who slept in the cellar with his children and spent time with them over the Christmas period.

“He could have killed his daughter and everybody else and enjoyed the rest of his life as a respectable man.”

The hearing later went behind closed doors — but not before Fritzl spoke to describe key moments in his life. He told of a difficult childhood because he was unwanted — and of being beaten by his mother.

Fritzl added that he married Rosemarie — then 17 — in 1956 because she had agreed to have the big family he craved.

He said: “I wanted at least ten children. When she said she wanted at least ten children as well, then I married her.”

The trial continues.

Where is Uncle Ruckus when you need him?

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Joseph Fritzl will go on trial on 16 March, has announced a court in Austria. He is accused of keeping his daughter as a sex slave for 24 years and fathering seven children by her.

Mr Fritzl, 73, is charged with murder, enslavement, rape, incest and false imprisonment.

He has confessed to imprisoning and raping his daughter and fathering children by her, but denies murdering one of those children, say investigators. The child died shortly after birth and his body was incinerated.

The trial will last about a week, court spokesman Franz Cutka told the AFP news agency.

Last October, a psychiatrist’s report said Mr Fritzl was mentally fit to stand trial.

He is being held in pre-trial detention in St Poelten, 80km (50 miles) west of the capital, Vienna.

Three of the six surviving children were raised in the family home by Mr Fritzl and his wife. The others were confined to the cellar for their whole lives, not seeing the light of day until they were discovered and released by police in April 2008.

The case was discovered when 19-year-old Kerstin, one of the children fathered by Mr Fritzl and kept underground, became seriously ill and was taken to hospital.