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Top of the morning to ya party people!

For lushes, trashy girls, foxy memaws, and fancy lads February 22nd is a SPECIAL day. What’s the occasion? Today is NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY!

All over the country, tricks and tramps like yours truly, will find themselves sneaking  a sportsbottle full of tequilla and lime juice into BORING meetings this afternoon.

No doubt tons of you hookers are shocked that it’s already NATIONAL MARGARITA day! Seems like just yesterday, we woke up in a puddle of our own filth in bed with a troupe of male exotic dancers after LAST year’s celebration. And here it is, February 22nd all over again. (tear)

He's waiting to celebrate with you.

Today, we make it count. Be it after-work ‘Ritas with Cheryl in Accounting, or shame drinking that frozen concoction in hall closet while you avoid your Mother’s phonecalls- GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT A GREAT DAY!

Pregnant Ladies, teetotalers and Friends of Bill W, I Haven’t forgotten you…

 2 Cinco de Mayo’s ago I was knocked up with Angry Baby and unable to sip on the sweet nectar of fermented agave and sweetened lime juice, I had to make a nonalcoholic version that actually rocked my taste buds. Sure, it won’t get you lit, but it’s a pretty good VIRGIN (tee hee) Rita.

Here’s the secret recipe I invented myself.

Goody Goody Margarita

1 cup of Simply Limeade, or any other non-carbonated brand of Limeade  you perfer.

1/2 cup of ice

The juice of a WHOLE lime (Must be FRESH lime, not concentrated lime juice!)

1 shot of orange juice

Mix in blender until smooth OR mix in a cocktail shaker, and pour contents over ice.

I like my rims salted, but if you don’t…skip it.

The end result is a pretty good substitute for the real deal.

Enjoy!

Everyone else? Here’s to lunchtime Margarita buzzes, poor decisions this evening, and the sugary drink hangover 99% of you rookies will be nursing tomorrow.

Merry National Margarita Day to All, and to all a good ‘Rita.