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Another Project Runway blog
Yes, I still watch it. And if you’re reading this, you probably do, too, so there. I was uncharacteristically positive about the new Lifetime version of Runway for a while, unlike many other bit… more →
Obsessive-Repulsive
Another Project Runway blog
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switchbladesister wrote 1 month ago: Yes, I still watch it. And if you’re reading this, you probably do, too, so there. I was uncha … more →
Friday Offensive
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switchbladesister wrote 8 months ago: Greetings, jerkoffs! Happy Friday. God, I don’t miss hearing that, being unemployed…but … more →
Dump the Zero, Eat a Hero
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switchbladesister wrote 8 months ago: Please indulge me because I’m going to get really girly and briefly complain about skinny rich … more →
Cleaning for the Crazy
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switchbladesister wrote 9 months ago: Amazing job opportunity! I found this gem in the “tv and radio” jobs section of craigsli … more →
On buses and stools
switchbladesister wrote 9 months ago: Here’s my Beavis and Butthead review of the Stool Academy reunion (aside from the “where … more →
Craptasmagoria
switchbladesister wrote 9 months ago: Reviews! Late-night reviewz…with a “z,” they’re so stupid! Three minutes of … more →
Hefty, Hefty, Hefty! Racist, Racist Racist?
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switchbladesister wrote 10 months ago: Have you seen the latest ad for Hefty trash bags that feature an attractive black woman stricken wit … more →
If the bus is rockin', Bret Michaels ain't in it.
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switchbladesister wrote 10 months ago: After weeks and weeks of feeling so overwhelmed by massive amounts of reality tv detritus and terror … more →
A new crown prince in the kingdom of douche
switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: In a finale almost as anti-climactic as that of this cycle’s Top Model , Simeon (Dave calls hi … more →
When reality is more pleasant than TV
switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: I’m still waking up, but I really, REALLY don’t feel like working on version 3 of some c … more →
The Pick-Up Douche 2
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switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: When The Pick-Up Artist 2 first came on, Dave and I groaned, “oh, God…yuck” but we … more →
Skank School
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switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: Welp, while I await the flood of sell sheets and screeners that are supposed to be seeping into my o … more →
Behind the Reality
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switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: Mercy, it has been a spell, eh? Well, dry your tears, cause here I am, tired as shit but ready to sh … more →
Sunday Night Skuzzfest
switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: The intrigue and gripping showcase of wit and cunning continue on I Love Money. “12 Pack … more →
Fitness magazine's awesome advice for vegans
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switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: Over the weekend, I picked up a copy of Fitness magazine at Von’s to read while I rode my exer … more →
Dear people waiting in line for the new iphone:
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switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: Do you really need one, like, right now? As soon as they come out? What is wrong with you? I couldn … more →
If I could projectile vomit all over this job ad, I would.
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switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: I don’t know if you ever peruse job ads like I do, but yelp.com runs the douchiest, most appalling a … more →
Getting pregnant for spite: Yea or Nay?
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switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: Oh, I’m kidding…sorta…So our new neighbors moved in downstairs and guess what? She … more →
Dear DMV: Fuck you. (+ sundry rants)
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switchbladesister wrote 1 year ago: hullo, mysterious blog readers. My trip to Palm Desert was canceled so I went out to the beach by my … more →
