For this exercise, let’s just assume at this point that Kim has no human emotions left. So, even if a close up of her armpit on a national magazine couldn’t crack through her exterior (which I’m assuming is just one big coating of gel nail polish and melted polyester) and hurt her feelings, it’s still hurting my feelings! I’m a size 2/4. I am not Rosemary’s Babying Ryan Seacrest’s devil child. And, yet, I think I have “fat armpits” or essentially, “vagina arms.” You’d never know because I’ve become skilled at flexing whenever my self esteem smells a camera within 15 feet of me, but if you caught me walking down the street in a tank top… there they’d be. Now, thanks to InTouch, I am reminded that fat armpits are a legit concern and I WILL NEVER BE SEXY AGAIN.

Women in hair salon waiting rooms don’t need to be reminded that there is another part of their body they can hate. You know that stupid Dove commercial where they bring in that “police sketch artist” or “actor” and then they try to pass off your low self esteem as your own fault?

It’s not your fault (here’s a great counter to that Dove commercial). Because you wouldn’t know to be self conscious of your arm pits if magazines didn’t show you a picture of a beautiful, pregnant celebrity, circle her fat like a sorority sister during Hell Week, and say “EWWWW SHE’S GROSS! YOU’RE PROBS GROSS, TOO! PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR CELLULITE CREAM AD ON PAGE 78!”

Ray J with Kim K look alike during “I Hit it First” Video

By Amanda Shepherd @_AmandaBrittney – Ray J has been all through-out the media the past few weeks for his track he dropped entitled “I Hit it First” where he is talking about his past relationship with Kim Kardashian. Well this week he dropped the official video and he shocked his fans by using a Kim K look alike to really bring his lyrics to life. Even in a few scenes it appears that a sex tape is being recorded. Dope Chicks tell us what you think of this video!

The Kardashians are easy targets. After all, they put every single aspect of their lives on display, so they must expect all that criticism and ridicule. Though, not every member of the clan sought reality TV fame as desperately has Kris Jenner and eldest daughters Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney. Specifically, I am referring to Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Of course there are plenty benefits to being a member of the Kardash crew, but, as Kendall recently admitted, growing up in the spotlight can be a treacherous existence at times.

With their very staged, well-choreographed lifestyle, it’s easy to forget that underneath the glitz and glamour they have feelings just as real as the rest of us. That is especially true of Kendall and Kylie, who are really just kids. In the new issue of Cosmopolitan, Kendall opens up about her own struggles with the stardom that was thrust upon her. While she appreciates all the material things the show has brought them, she still craves a “normal” childhood and to be “left alone” at times.

It’s actually a serious issue. How many former child stars have we seen with emotional issues because of the way they grew up. They are missing something that is crucial to developing into a well-rounded human being. Having a childhood is an important experience for all of us.

I know it’s hard for most people to feel sorry for someone who seems to have so much, but try to imagine how difficult it would be to grow up under a microscope. You can never wear a crappy outfit or have a bad hair day without it being splashed all over the web or in the tabloids. If she looks too skinny — she must have an eating disorder. She appears a bit bloated one day, she’s labeled a porker. Not even an adult would cope well with that constant pressure to be perfect. Honestly, I would never want my daughter to grow up feeling that way. Kendall has never once felt like a regular kid — and that is really sad.

Do you feel bad for Kendall and Kylie Jenner?

I will openly admit that I was not always a Kim Kardashian fan and I NEVER kept up with The Kardashians, however since the soon to be mommy first started to show something about Kim’s glow made me look at her in a whole new light.

Earlier in the week Kim went to go visit Kanye West in Paris. As they shopped around different boutiques paparazzi’s were all over them. From the video clip (provided below) it seems as if Kanye told Kim from the gate don’t speak to the paps And we all know Kanye doesn’t do the press. When a photographer asked Kim about her recent trip to Greece Kanye quickly spat back “Dont ask us no questions.” The photographer must of heard about Kanye’s attacks on previous photographers because he responded with “No problem, I’ not talking anymore.”

Peep it below

The 32-year-old reality star, who is expecting her first child with Kanye West in July, indulged in an out of the ordinary “fish pedicure” with sister Kourtney during their family vacation in Greece – and RadarOnline.com has videos of Kim freaking out while little fish nibble at her feet during the procedure.

Flaunting her huge baby bump in a cream colored mini dress, Kim places her feet in an aquarium filled with little fish, who immediately start nibbling at her skin.

“I hate it, I hate it,” she wails in her Keek video, as the fish “eat the skin off her feet.”

PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Flaunts Massive Baby Bump With Kanye West In Paris

Kourtney, on the other hand, doesn’t seem bothered by the eccentric exfoliating treatment.

“It’s just the weirdest thing ever,” Kourtney calmly describes the procedure.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kim also went in for a gruesome “vampire facial” on recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.

PHOTOS: Celebs Who Have Slammed The Kardashians

“I love trying anything that makes you look and feel youthful,” she said before the procedure, which rejuvenates the flesh using processed blood drawn from the patient and injected back into their face.

Would you get a fish pedicure? How about a vampire facial? Sound off below.

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Hey everyone! If you follow any of the Kardashians on twitter or instagram, you’ll have seen they’ve been in Greece and I have seen some fab outfits on the Jenner sisters and Kris Jenner but I compiled a few looks which I liked the best of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim above. As Kourtney’s got a bit more of a tan, that long white fishtail dress looks amazing and I love the boho vibe she’s given it with that headband! Kim is being given a lot of flack for her pregnancy wardrobe at the moment but I think the orangey red dress looks amazing on her and flatters her pregnancy enhanced curves really well. I love the brown maxi dress, it’s laid back, comfy and glam whilst still looking put together. However I have to say in terms of clothes I’d most want to wear, as a tall girl, Khloe’s outfits look incredible That neon pink shirt dress worn over a swimsuit is a gorgeous colour pop which surprisingly flatters her fair skintone, and the maxi dress needs no description, it’s beautiful. From the classy V neck to the double splits, it is a dress best worn by tall girls and Khloe looks the epitome of elegance in it. I also love that Khloe and Kourtney are wearing headpieces as they’re classy yet an alternative take on jewellery and hair accessories.

Check out the secret style icon Mason Disick, rocking a jersey playsuit, I have a feeling he’ll take after his dad Scott in the style stakes!

Let me know if you agree

Karimah xx

(Pictured) The Successful Rob Kardashian.

Rob Kardashian, 26, undoubtedly the most successfully of all the Kardashians, is shocking the fashion world again with his new toothbrush bristle line. Riding the unrivaled success of his failed designer sock line, these toothbrush bristles will be the finest quality in the industry. In doing so he will eclipse his sisters in the fashion industry as the leading trend setter. Rob Kardashian’s toothbrush bristles will surely make him impossible to tease or tell him to “get a real job.”

The 28-year-old reality TV star opens up in the June 2013 issue of Cosmopolitan UK about her relationship with her mother and manager Kris Jenner, admitting not only that she resented her for being the boss of their family empire and telling her to lose weight, but also that Kim is Kris’ favorite daughter – and RadarOnline.com has the details.

PHOTOS: Khloe Kardashian In The July 2013 Issue Of Cosmopolitan UK

“I’d never manage my kids,” Khloe told the British fashion magazine. “We gang up on Mom, and that has to be so hard. Now I’m getting older I feel sorry for her rather than resent her.”

Khloe, who has struggled openly with her weight for several years, admits that her mother has urged her to shape up at times, because she wasn’t good for the Kardashian brand!

PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Wears A Bold, Red, Figure-Hugging Dress In Mykonos

“[Once my mom told me] I was gaining weight, but she was talking to me as a manager, like I was ruining a brand deal,” she explains.

And while most parents love their children equally, Khloe isn’t shy about sharing who Kris’ favorite daughter is.

PHOTOS:  Kim Kardashian Covers Up Her Massive Bump While On Mykonos

“It’s hard to understand that, and it’s more hurtful when it’s coming from my mom, but Kim is definitely her favorite. It doesn’t bother me. They’re so similar – they could be the same person,” she states.

For more on Khloe Kardashian, pick up the June 2013 issue of Cosmopolitan UK on newsstands May 2nd (also available in digital edition), where the full interview appears.

Just when we were all starting to become suspicious question why Kanye West is spending so much time away from his expecting girlfriend, both he and Kim Kardashian are photographed together in Paris.

Kim left her luxurious family holiday in the Greek Islands to meet Kanye in Paris where he just finished his busy recording schedule.

The two didn’t look like they had a very happy reunion but Kim looked lovely in another gorgeous red and toned down makeup.  Hate all you want, but she is a beauty.

I wonder if she also feels embarassed for her ex Ray J.

Stop it. (Photo: Instagram)

Talking Orbit gum stick Ryan Seacrest announced today that he’s producing a new program for Aol, but sadly (luckily?) it doesn’t include any of the Kardashians. Rather, it’s a 10-episode series with appearances from relationship coach Gwyneth Paltrow. The Web-only deal is his production company’s first foray into creating digital programming.

Variety called the deal an “organic evolution” for Mr. Seacrest since his Internet prowess has racked him up millions of followers on Twitter and Instagram. Combined with his popularity, a presumably high Klout score and his connections with Valley big-wigs (like Twitter CEO Dick Costolo), he’s become their go-to guy for communicating with middle America.

He even dines with techfluencers on the regular!

“I just had dinner with (Instagram founder) Kevin Systrom at my house the other night,” said Mr. Seacrest, taking a break during an “American Idol” rehearsal. “I get to know what Instagram is doing, but it’s not like that’s my agenda.”

No, your agenda is infecting the world with another Kardashian spin-off. KNOW YOUR PLACE.

A lot of people think it’s odd and I’m constantly getting frowned on when I express my love for this really awesome reality TV family. Then again, there as a time that I was a big Paris Hilton fan. So I guess the life of the rich + famous does fascinate me.

Why? Let me point it out;

1. It’s just fascinating to see the glitz and glamour of their life. They can afford to buy houses in any state they want, they drive the coolest cars (Yes, I’m a Range Rover fan) and they can travel to any place they wanted to in a snap. Basically it’s fun to see where they spend their millions.

2. Compared to watching the Hiltons. I find the Kardashians classier. They know how to carry themselves and how to behave where and when. Sure, they had their crazy moments but, they’re the good kind of crazy.

3. I just love their style. I don’t care if their lashes are fake or that they use hair extension and wear ton of make up. They’re gorgeous and they have excellent taste! Hell, I think the K sisters would do better on Fashion Police than the current team headed by an old hag who has nothing constructive to say whatsoever. Sorry, I really hate Joan Rivers. I think they should get someone on that show who has an actual fashion sense.

4. The Kardashian siblings are vocal. They don’t go around sugar coating issues they have about each other. Sheer honesty, that’s what it is.

5. Despite the fact that they are painfully honest to each other, the Kardashians siblings know how to kiss and make up after a big fight.

6. Contrary to what people think, they didn’t just get their millions from their dad’s riches. Sure, the business started with family money but they work together as a family in keeping their business empire.

7. Another thing I admire about them is their strong family values. Despite their busy schedules, they always make time for each other, they look out for one another and they give each other full support on any endeavor. Family is always first, no matter what.

8. Watching their reality TV series, you realize how human they actually are despite their millions. They struggle with the same things anyone would. Love, friend drama, work issues, weight issues, health, you name it, they got it. Proves to show that money can’t buy all the happiness in the world, but it sure can lessen your depression.

9. People point out how the Kardashians have “no talent”. I don’t see the point though. Do you need talent to run a business, live luxuriously and make millions?  I don’t think so. If you’re going to rant about celebrities not having talent, why not start with those who are actually the music or movie industry who are completely useless? As far as I’m concerned the Kardashian clan can be quite entertaining with their crazy quirky ways.

10. It amazes me how much I could relate to most of the issues the three sisters have, especially about each other. It’s good to know that I’m not alone on how I feel about certain things.

At the end of the day, no matter how weird you may think I am. I’d still love Kardashians no matter what scandal or issue they have gone through in the past or may go through in the future.

The entire Calabasas-based clan– from a very-expectant Kim, to doting mom Kourtney, to the mind behind all the madness, “Momager” Kris Jenner, made the trek, and they didn’t waste ANY opportunity to snap a gorgeous sunset, historic landmark and of course, a few preening, peacocking selfies!

PHOTOS: The Kardashians’ Greek Vacation

Also in the shots are Bruce’s sons Brody and Brandon Jenner (recurring cast members this season), as well as his daughters with Kris, Kylie and Kendall, who at 17, is apparently taking a more risque route in her fashions these days.

As we previously reported, Kim has since left Greece en route to Paris, via a private jet her baby daddy-to-be, Kanye West, sent for her.

Kim Kardashian and her famous family are currently in the beautiful Greek Island of Mykonos in Greece on vacation and to tape the episodes for the next season of their reality tv show Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
The 32-year old baby mama for Kanye West was spotted draped in a camouflage-patterned sarong as usual, she did anything but blend into her surroundings.
With her brunette hair pulled back in multiple braids, Kardashian, who appeared to be wearing a bikini underneath, casually bared her ever-expanding baby bump as the sarong hung open and loose.
The kardashians rented a group of villas for their 10-day stay in Greece.

17 year old Kendall Jenner posted these pictures on her Instagram page during their vacation in Greece on saturday with the caption “mellow moods got me, darlin.”.
While Kim Kardashian reacts in a typical ‘Kardashianesque’ way “OMG guys. Just look at my gorgeous supermodel sister Kendall Jenner. She’s on vacation in Greece right now and she’s so hot and skinny in her little bikini. I’m so jealous. Just look at her body. LOOK AT HER. EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY SISTER RIGHT NOW”.
Some of the pictures shows her with her younger sister Kylie on horseback,riding,jet-skiing and on a luxury yacht, she captions some of the pics as “ahhhh I’m lucky! this place is incredible #FamilyTimeIsTheBestTime,” with a photo of the yacht against the backdrop of the beautiful Greek island.
The Keeping Up with The kardashian star is on vacation with her family in Mykonos, Greece, and for shooting the episodes for their reality tv show with the rest of her famous family.

The Kardashians (and Jenners) have been in Greece this past week where they just wrapped on shooting the finale of their “reality” show.  The house that is Kim was subsequently whisked away via private jet that Kanye West sent, so he can prove he’s not absentee, and the Jenner girls, Kendall and Kylie continued taking ass shots of themselves for Instagram.

God forbid they actually do something that requires being anything but a pair of hand me down, jail bait, prostitots from an empire of skank whores.  Their trip to Greece this week is proving … well it’s proving nothing except that this rich family has no moral compass.  Despite Kendall only being 17, and her equally exploited sister barely menstruating, Kris Jenner, their “momager” and self proclaimed “queen of fucking everything” doesn’t mind her daughters prancing around in ass bearing bikinis for their reality show vacation (meaning, a vacation for the reality show, not from it)  Meanwhile, poor Bruce Jenner can be found in a corner somewhere, voicing his reluctance to deaf ears and looking utterly mortified at his life.

Rob Kardashian wasn’t seen around.  He’s too busy trying to salvage his line of fashion sock wear, at Neiman Marcus and measuring his penis.  According to him

“Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry.  Because my penis looks so small now.  The upside is, every time you lose 10 pounds, you gain an inch on your penis.”

With sisters like this, it’s no wonder he’s experiencing shrinkage.

]]> http://radaronline.com/2013/04/kim-kardashian-leaves-greece-private-jet-kanye-west/ Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:57:56 +0000 Alexis Tereszcuk - Entertainment Editor http://radaronline.com/2013/04/kim-kardashian-leaves-greece-private-jet-kanye-west/ Kim Kardashian jetted away from her Greek vacation to spend more time with Kanye West and RadarOnline.com has all the exclusive details about their romantic babymoon.

“Kanye sent a private jet to Greece to pick Kim up,” a source revealed about the first class accommodations her baby daddy arranged to fly her off the island in luxury.

PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Wears A Bold, Red, Figure-Hugging Dress In Mykonos

“The plane flew to Paris and now they’re spending more alone time there together.”

Pregnant Kim wrapped up filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians with her sisters Khloe and Kourtney , her nephew Mason and niece Penelope Disick, their dad Scott Disick and her mom Kris Jenner, where she showed off her growing baby bump in a camouflage sarong.

PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Reveals Massive Bare Baby Bump In Greece

Now she’s fled sun-kissed Mykonos and touched down in the City of Light where Kanye has been working and living for the last few months.

Kim and Kanye spent a few days together in New York City last week, and a source close to the reality TV star said that while she honors all of her work commitments she is in constant contact with Kanye at all times when they aren’t together.

They may be only 15 and 17, but Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian’s teenage sisters, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, stripped down into some incredibly skimpy swimsuits over the weekend while the family was vacationing in Greece – and RadarOnline.com has the shocking photos.

PHOTOS: Kylie & Kendall Jenner Strip Down Into Some REALLY Skimpy Bikinis

Wearing Brazilian cut string bikini bottoms that barely covered their backsides, the girls frolicked and danced around a yacht on their European getaway, which was being filmed for an upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

On Friday, their pregnant sister Kim revealed her massive bare baby bump in a camouflage print sarong.

PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Wears A Bold, Red, Figure-Hugging Dress In Mykonos

Do you think Bruce and Kris should have done a bikini intervention with their teenage daughters? Sound off below.

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I’ve decided to reflect back on all the reality shows I have watched in the past week and it’s pretty shameful. I have watched: The Voice, My Kitchen Rules, Celebrity Splash, America’s Next Top Model, Dance Moms, Four Weddings, Wife Swap, Toddlers & Tiaras, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, American Idol, The Hills, Laguna Beach, Biggest Loser and I’m sure there is plenty more that I forgot or I missed on purpose because it’s too embarrassing.

I then started thinking, why do I like these shows so much? And the simplest answer I could come up with is that I’m nosy. It’s true. I like to know what’s going on, what people are doing, who they’re doing it with etc. For example, a normal conversation between you and I would be as follows:

Me: What are you doing?
You: Hanging out.
Me: Who with?
You: My friends.
Me: Who exactly?
You: The usual.
Me: What exactly are you doing?
You: Watching tv.
Me: What are you watching?
You: *appropriate program response*
Me: How long have you been hanging out?

etc etc. I could keep that going for probably about 20 hours if I really wanted to.

I guess this is also why I enjoy Twitter and Facebook stalking so much. I like to know what’s happening. Not to criticise or make fun of people for their lame lives (only sometimes), but to understand what they’re all about. I think this comes from my marketing degree. I like playing games where I think about specific people and try and create products in my head to meet their needs.

If I was making a product for myself, I’d probably make a massive reality tv show hard drive with EVERY addictive show on there and I could watch it anywhere, anytime.

I also feel like there are certain skills you can acquire from watching reality shows. Like did you know, I’m an amazing judge of voices? I’m also awesome at picking out what is wrong with a models photo and saying they look ‘pedestrian’. I can also probably plan your wedding because I have so much knowledge on disaster weddings. And FYI, most little kids do NOT want to be in pageants. See, you can’t get that from your normal tv show now can you?

In conclusion, reality shows rock my world. Feel free to hit me up with suggestions!

“They were contractually obligated to go but they’re miserable,” a source close to the situation tells us.

Kim’s baby daddy, Kanye West, and Khloe’s hubby, Lamar Odom, were both invited to go on the trip, the source tells us.

PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Wears A Bold, Red, Figure-Hugging Dress In Mykonos

“Kanye politely declined the invitation, citing work,” the source says.

“Lamar, would have gone but he is currently in the NBA playoffs with the Los Angeles Clippers.

“Kim and Khloe miss their men! Khloe had wanted to go to Memphis to watch the Clippers play the Grizzlies. This is the most important time of the year for Lamar, and she wanted to be there to support him. She plans on being back in Los Angeles for the next game on Tuesday,” the source adds.

PHOTOS:  Kim Kardashian Covers Up Her Massive Bump While On Mykonos

“And Kim is just so over being pregnant. She is complaining about the humidity in Greece, and just wants to finish filming so she can nest with Kanye.

“The family always takes a lavish vacation which is featured on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and that Ryan Seacrest‘s production company pays for.

“Kim wasn’t surprised that Kanye declined to join the family in Greece, she is really frustrated that her life is controlled by the reality show commitments,” the source tells us.

PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Reveals Massive Bare Baby Bump In Greece

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kardashian and West saw each other in New York City last week for the first time in a month but the reunion lasted just three days because Kim had to leave for Greece.

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