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Potties in jail

Thank you for my book, and that it could be a present, and that Aunt Krista could make it for me.  And thank you for my ball, and that we could blow it up, and that we could kick it outside, and that grandma could give it to me for a present.

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Checkmate, Mr. Darcy

STANDPOINT: a way in which something is thought about or considered

Our family got the barfs last week. Well, the girls did; the boys managed to just get nausea.

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"Even though I got this a long time ago, it is still sort of the way it is supposed to be."

Or, the story of how children mostly just break everything.

The quote in the title was part of a explanation from my five-year old neighbor, said with an air of pride and surprise, that she had owned her plastic sword for a very long time (like, more than a year) and it had not broken yet. 732 more words


(My youngest daughter, D2, is at the wonderful age where she almost completely grasps conversational language but does not completely grasp the world. I find this a magical, hilarious time in all of our lives and try to capture her fantastic dialogue for all to enjoy.)

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"Why did they screw him to the cross?"

 The children are lying in bed, blankets tucked, and songs sung.  Just when I think we are done, Emeth and Micaela begin to have a conversation about Jesus on the cross.   889 more words

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Milk in ner

Conversation: Milk before bed

E: Daddy, my belly hurts from drinking this milk.
D: Maybe you should stop drinking it then.
E: But I can… 313 more words

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Baby Kittens and Baby Boy

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. 24 more words

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