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The Professor and I were sitting in the car at the gas station while Mr. Geek was pumping gas.  The Professor noticed some of the gas pumps have ads on them that say things like “Don’t forget the milk!”

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Children

Well that was unexpected

SPOILER ALERT: if you haven’t seen Maleficent yet and plan to do so, read at your own risk. 86 more words

Persephone

Normal Childhood Memories #3

A quick background for this one: in India, instead of wedding rings, many women wear a necklace called a mangalsutra, which signifies they’re married. It can be super elaborate or fairly simple,single or multistranded, depending on personal tastes. 137 more words

My Asstrofizzatist

What do you do when your 4 year old tells you he’s going to be an “astrofizzatist”?

  1. a) kiss him slightly too aggressively
  2. b) tell him that would be an amazing career and you are so proud of him…
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Kids Say The Darnedest Things

Kids Say the Darnedest Things (Pt. 1)

List of some of the sweet, random, weird, and/or crazy things my students have said to me (or about me):

Preschool kids:

- ‘She can’t be the new teacher – she’s too cute!’ (random 3-5 year old boy upon me being introduced as the new teacher) 39 more words

Cute things Our Kids Say Wrong - Part Three

Driving home from dinner last week, and the three-year-old out of the blue said: Where’s Catarina?

My wife and I look at each other, then we say in sync: 44 more words

Parenting

Mummy got some flowers and a bullet

” Hi Mum. We got some yellow flowers for you from the neighbor’s yard, and we found a bullet!”

I had answered a phone call from Master 5 whilst I was at work. 146 more words

Well, Hello There