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way to kill no. 53: up, up 7 away

just strap em to a rocket, light the fuse and PSSSHHOOOOOW! (kinda) one year ago today: cocoa has a lot in common with her old person friend… more →

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way to kill no. 53: up, up 7 away

cocoalikesthis wrote 11 months ago: just strap em to a rocket, light the fuse and PSSSHHOOOOOW! (kinda) one year ago today: cocoa has a … more →

Tags: cocoa j, don't make me kill you!, Murder She Wrote, rocket ship, if you're reading this that means you're still alive, ways to kill, don't really end anyone's life that ain't right, i'm not crazy you're crazy, 3...2...1...0...BLAST OFF!

way to kill no. 46: push off a cliff — 1 comment

cocoalikesthis wrote 1 year ago: while they’re plunging to their death they can take in all the scenery. you’re actually … more →

Tags: cocoa j, don't make me kill you!, Murder She Wrote, it's good to be alive, if you're reading this that means you're still alive, ways to kill, don't really end anyone's life that ain't right, i'm not crazy you're crazy

way to kill no. 88: electrocution

cocoalikesthis wrote 1 year ago: the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath. then toss a toaster in there and  zzzzZZZ … more →

Tags: cocoa j, don't make me kill you!, Murder She Wrote, electricity, Don't try this at home, Danger, ways to kill, don't really end anyone's life that ain't right, i'm not crazy you're crazy

way to kill no 21: the choke out

cocoalikesthis wrote 1 year ago: be sure to choke em till their eyes roll back in their head. otherwise they will regain consciousnes … more →

Tags: cocoa j, don't make me kill you!, Murder She Wrote, Don't try this at home, Rules, ways to kill, don't really end anyone's life that ain't right, Choke Out

way to kill #67: poisonous cake — 1 comment

cocoalikesthis wrote 1 year ago: NOTE: i know it seems rude to kill a person on their birthday but they prolly deserve it, ya know? ( … more →

Tags: cocoa j, don't make me kill you!, Murder She Wrote, murder over cupcakes -- valid, let them eat cake, one time cocoa really did pop out of a cake for like $4, if you're gonna pop out of a cake don't get high first , ways to kill, don't really end anyone's life that ain't right

way to kill #3: get stabby

cocoalikesthis wrote 1 year ago: ground rules for stabbin someone to death: ALWAYS stab from the front. the back is just rude and onl … more →

Tags: cocoa j, don't make me kill you!, Murder She Wrote, murderin someone in her sleep is just DISRESPECTFUL, Don't try this at home, stabbing, Rules, this is not what it looks like (ok yes it is), ways to kill

nothin to see here folks! — 1 comment

cocoalikesthis wrote 1 year ago: i was just returning some videotapes, no big dealio (kinda) one year ago today: once she starts vide … more →

Tags: cocoa j, Murder She Wrote, human blood, sometimes i am bad, bideo is the new video FYI, this is not what it looks like (ok yes it is)

sometimes i need to get my dreams off my chest

cocoalikesthis wrote 1 year ago: wow, that felt really good to get off my chest. i been feeling real bad about it. but for some raisi … more →

Tags: cocoa j, Murder She Wrote, dreams really do come true, murderin someone in her sleep is just DISRESPECTFUL, Dreams, sleep to dream, touchy touchy

dangit, i just destroyed an entire village — 2 comments

cocoalikesthis wrote 1 year ago: i will never forgive myself for this … more →

Tags: cocoa j, bugs, Murder She Wrote, ANT's, ant killer, I made a mistake, Insects, Not Cool, don't mind me i'mma go hang my head in shames

OH NO!: pillow fight gone wrong — 1 comment

cocoalikesthis wrote 2 years ago: i just don't know my own strenth one year ago today: some people need coffees to function … more →

Tags: cocoa j, Mistakes, Whose Idea Was This?, girl party, Don't Let This Happen to You!, hospital, pillow fight, when i get excited i see red, Emergency

cocoa is learnin lessons from traffic school — 1 comment

cocoalikesthis wrote 2 years ago: well sheesh, who knew? i been doin it wrong this whole time! … more →

Tags: cocoa j, breakin the rules, Driving, Learning new things, Lessons, rules are meant to be broken, Traffic, Traffic School, you're not the boss i'm the boss

nicko – help a cocoa out!

cocoalikesthis wrote 3 years ago:   ah, cmon it ain't no thaaang! … more →

Tags: nicko, Cocoa, don't make me kill you!, Murder She Wrote


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