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Kirk Girard's 'most accurate' housing element rejected due to inaccuracies--with fascinating update!!99 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 month ago: Let's see how the two human cinder blocks unfuck their way out of this one. Alas and to no one … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Bonnie Neely, Community Development Disservices Director, effing idiots, housing element, human cinder blocks, unfuck their way out of this one

Quick fun fact: Kirk Girard still sucks11 comments

The Humbug wrote 2 months ago: Creepy Little Red Devil In a General Plan Update nine years in the making, why might it be necessary … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Community Development Disservices Department, General Plan Upchuck

Will the record be unbroken?22 comments

The Humbug wrote 3 months ago: An ambitious project, a big pile of dough and Kirk Girard: Never a good combination. Hits, shits, wh … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Community Development Disservices Director, Neely stooge, unbroken record of failure

This Week in Stupid II28 comments

The Humbug wrote 4 months ago: Douchebaggy Award Kirk Girard. Let’s discuss. Community Development Disservices Director. Clos … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Community Development Disservices Department, fucking idiot, This Week in Stupid, closet Humboldt Mirror reader, prolific vanity Googler, Douchebaggy Award, unparalleled douchebaggage

Misty water-colored memories37 comments

The Humbug wrote 5 months ago: AEDC…. AEDC…. We wondered why that sounded so familiar–like a high school friend w … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, aedc, Bonnie Neely, Community Development Disservices Director, conflict of interest, couldn't forget her if we tried, Foodworks Culinary Center, Headwaters Fund, Misty Water Colored Memories

Audits and oddities11 comments

The Humbug wrote 5 months ago: To: Humboldt County Community Development Disservices Director Kirk Girard Subject: Headwaters Revol … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, aedc, audits and oddities, Community Development Disservices Director, fucktard, Headwaters Fund, incompetence and arrogance, Loretta Nickolaus, redundant pooper

Bugs give themselves fat pay raises21 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 year ago: In a 2 – 0 vote, the Humboldt Mirror bugs voted Wednesday to give themselves gazillion percent pay i … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Paul Gallegos, Community Development Disservices Director, unparalleled suckage, Wendy Chaitin, major fumbledicks, sit around and suck all day, no raises for lazy graphics personnel, money takes the edge off of being dumb

Good grief47 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 year ago: Ah, the privileges of elected office. You can return phone calls if you feel like it, attend meeting … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Bonnie Neely, Roger Rodoni, major knob-job, the Bon Bon, anyone seen our $42 mil?, the grass isn't greener any more, so sensitive, beware the long arm of the CPRA

Humboldt Mirror reader complains about un-peed pants34 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 year ago: The Humboldt Mirror, the county’s premier satirical blog, has not been all that funny lately, and bo … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, sorry again Hayduke, Dennis Mayo, obsessive vanity-Googling, anonymous fuck-wits, fully blown blog-stars, women throw ass at us, sometimes tags just disappear, restore public incontinence

Health Impact Assessment demonstrates Health Impact Assessment proponents are unhealthy15 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 year ago: As expected, a grant-funded Health Impact Assessment presented Thursday to the Planning Commission d … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Mark Lovelace, John Woolley, Bonnie Neely, We love hypocrisy!!, Dr. Ann Lindsay, counter-intuitive horseshit, noblesse oblige at its finest, pseudo-scientific psycho-babble

Kirk Girard attains enlightenment78 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 year ago: Maybe this is one of those things like string theory or Wonkavision that makes a shit-ton more sense … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Four Noble Truths, get and not-get, genital herpes, Wonkavision, string theory, TPZ, douchebag and not-douchebag, stillness of the mind-self

Someone's got some 'splaining to do...32 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 year ago: An interesting letter delivered to the Humboldt Mirror mailbox over the weekend states that the resi … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, lucky for him no one reads us, secondary access to the unemployment line, humboldtmirror@gmail.com, ruh roh, Community Development Disservices Director

Proposed ordinance would require Kirk Girard to just shut the fuck up26 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 year ago: The Humboldt County Board of Supervisors will consider a proposed ordinance that would require Commu … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Bonnie Neely, shut the fuck up, spout mad shit, Boondoggle, fiasco, sweet but ultimately empty assurances, douchebaggery at the highest levels of government, sixth district

Neely resigns from board; names brother Raúl as successor9 comments

The Humbug wrote 1 year ago: In a letter published overnight on the Times-Standard’s website, six-term Humboldt County Supervisor … more →

Tags: Humboldt County, Viva La Revolucion!, Banana Republic, dangerously enlarged, democratic transition, unofficial pants-shitting, regime change begins at home, Bonnie Neely, Community Development Disservices Director


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