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Knock, Knock...Who's There?

The new Eli Roth movie starring Keanu Reeves called, what else, Knock, Knock.

The film is about “A pair of femme fatales wreaking havoc on the life of a happily married man (Reeves).” 31 more words

Keanu The Musical

in homage of the Book Wars blog

1.. Pineapple or mango?    Pinapple

2. If you had a pseudonym what would it be? 00Bo aka double oboe.

3. Favourite new release of 2014?  I can’t keep up.  248 more words

Knock, Knock

swimming

2 of the four concrete slabs out back are completely smashed now. Saturday I broke one up all by myself, well, me and the sledge hammer. 671 more words

Knock, Knock

Luminescence

You are funny. I swear. Even when your jokes are so bad I start wondering why I am your friend. Even when there’s nothing remotely funny about the story you were telling me, when you suddenly laugh, it makes me happy too. 464 more words

#523 - Write a 'Knock Knock' Joke...

…Then use it in a story.

It’s Sunday evening and we’re doing our weekly family game night.  All of us are gathered around the table, the Game of Life in the middle. 

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Stuff

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce

Sally: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Sally: Lettuce
Gary: Lettuce, who?
Sally: Lettuce in — we’re hungry!

Jokes

Knock Knock

I am a special education teacher and the beginning of my school year has begun.

Yesterday, I was feeling overwhelmed because the kids will be here in no time. 141 more words

Teaching