This is how I felt reading all of the pregnancy books, and how-to-raise-your-kid books.
I heart Portlandia.
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I was thinking about how the baby now walks, albeit like a Zombie. She staggers all over the apartment, awkwardly, at varying speeds, and she’ll sometimes fall down without reason. 412 more words
This poor kid ate so much food. We know this because of his very detailed narration behind a closed bathroom door while he’s “working things out”, as it were.