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Brrrr....man...
(Another presentation by The Baltimore Friends of Pot Parties) Professor: Now this region here, this is called a Polar High. It’s not the same as getting in your car on a really cold day and smo… more →
That's an interesting interpretation of "Love thy neighbor"...
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards. Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic I … more →
Then you can ask that Psychology professor how to trick a lie detector test.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: (We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.) Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll t … more →
Whoops, I YouTube'd "Panda sneezing" instead.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: You don’t want to taunt pandas, believe me. (pauses) YouTube, When Pandas Attack! O … more →
U Must Be Conceiving
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: To avoid getting pregnant, don’t hold hands with a boy. Overheard in Lecture Hall 4 … more →
His answer jumps up to 8 if he stops pretending you're the victim, professor.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: (Professor asks class to rank murder on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of the severity of a crime.) Stu … more →
You gotta prep 'em for the cold, harsh, reality.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: That’s the best thing I did last Christmas…tell a little 4 year old there was … more →
But it's one of those smother-y hugs.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Lecturer, in reference to a student in the room: You know how some people are touched by an angel? … more →
It's offensive that I pay your salary.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: It’s offensive how people seem to think of all of Africa as one country… (se … more →
We're entrusting our young minds to THAT?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Lecturer, speaking about condoms: At the front desk they’ve got a whole bowl of them! Use … more →
Like most of the student population here.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Lecturer: Fight the urge to be average. Girl: I’m fighting the urge to be average, but I … more →
He probably starts a lot of sentences with, "I'm not racist, but..."
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy: It’s not just Indians who work in 7-11, there’s Pakistanis, people from Iraq, Iran, … more →
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