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Season Preview: Phoenix Coyotes3 comments

lenoceur wrote 10 months ago: Thank your own personal deity, hockey season is right around the corner (personally, I attend the C … more →

Tags: coyotes, previews, If I were a woman I would definitely be a lesbian, My place is of the sun bitches

You Can Almost Smell the Sweaty Shinpads6 comments

lenoceur wrote 10 months ago: Enough of this fucking summer already. Training camps are opening soon, which means that there will … more →

Tags: Gary Bettman sucks, Please excuse our lack of material, previews

Reason No. 256 Why Mats Sundin Can't Hold Joe Sakic's Jock

lenoceur wrote 10 months ago: Sure, they played together a couple of seasons as part of the absurdly-talented-yet-comically-unsuc … more →

Tags: Avalanche, Re-signings, Brett Favre Never Dealt with this Shit, Joe Sakic

Uncle Ted Goes Hunting: Canadian Safari3 comments

lenoceur wrote 10 months ago: Uncle Ted: My first (sort of) big-game hunt! How thrilling! After my first, successful foray into s … more →

Tags: Capitals, Canuckistan, Bad Idea Jeans, Uncle Ted

OMFG NEWS ALERT: KINGS INVOLVED IN KIDDIE POR--Wait, what?6 comments

lenoceur wrote 10 months ago: I nearly lost my lunch when I saw this headline on the L.A. Kings Web site. I thought “Kings … more →

Tags: Kings, Bad Idea Jeans, Needs More Phallic Humor, sexual favors

MYFO's Open Letter Series: In Which LeNoceur Defends the Honor of Ice Girls Everywhere15 comments

lenoceur wrote 11 months ago: Dear uptight bloggers and Internet commenters who start insulting Ice Girls all willy-nilly: Yo … more →

Tags: Lazy column ideas, rants, Being Serious for a Change, Needs More Phallic Humor, I Look at Women Who Don't Give Head Like a Damn Betamax, Do Not Feed the Animals, Ice Girls!, Open Letter Series, sexual favors

Gary Bettman: Great Commissioner? Or GREATEST COMMISSIONER EVER?2 comments

lenoceur wrote 11 months ago: The NHL owners are conducting one of their periodic performance reviews of NHL Commissioner Gary Be … more →

Tags: NHL, Gary Bettman sucks, WHAT A GREAT IDEA, Awards, Just Go Away, Boots, He makes Bud Selig look SMRT

Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Dan Hinote4 comments

lenoceur wrote 11 months ago: I’ll admit it. I am a fan of a lame-ass hockey franchise. But even the lame have to have some … more →

Tags: Blues, Girlz, I Look at Women Who Don't Give Head Like a Damn Betamax, Young Psychotic and in Love, Dan Hinote

Mediocre Russians Going Home? Yawn.3 comments

lenoceur wrote 11 months ago: That doesn't look like a Lincoln ripoff. Not at all. NHL brass has their panties in a wad once a … more →

Tags: Across the pond hockey, MYFO Editorial, This will all end in tears, IIHF, Minor League Hockey

All It Takes Is One Good Month3 comments

lenoceur wrote 12 months ago: Why Is This Man Smiling? This post is for those of us who are eyeing the all-too-rapid approach of t … more →

Tags: Capitals, Free Agency, sergei fedorov

The Chuckle Hut Presents the Comedy Stylings of Kevin "Laughmaster" Lowe!3 comments

lenoceur wrote 12 months ago: Hey, everybody! Thanks for having me out to the Chuckle Hut! I’m a little new at the comedy g … more →

Tags: Oilers, Needs More Phallic Humor, I Look at Women Who Don't Give Head Like a Damn Betamax, Kevin Lowe, silly feuds, Brian Burke won't take this lying down

NHL Quakes in Its 'Boots' Following Major Defection to Russia4 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: As MYFO reported previously, the NHL initially professed little worry that a new Russian profession … more →

Tags: Islanders, Gary Bettman sucks, Free Agency, Across the pond hockey, There go the Islanders' playoff hopes

Caps' GM Would Like You To Know He Is Hung Like a Horse4 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: It’s almost free-agent time in the NHL, which means that teams are scrambling to re-sign thei … more →

Tags: Capitals, Free Agency, Mike Green, Needs More Phallic Humor, Do not Google Image search 'hung like a horse'

Stop Copying Me!9 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: “Uncle” Ted Leonsis has always been an innovator. When he first acquired a controlling … more →

Tags: Senators, Panthers, Capitals, Uncle Ted, Craig Hartsburg, Peter DeBoer, Corny historical references, It's going to be a long summer

Bad Credit? No Problem! The NHL Approves EVERYONE!3 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: William “Boots” DelBiaggio, who was recently approved by the NHL Board of Governors as … more →

Tags: News, predators, Gary Bettman sucks, What the fuck were you thinking?, This will all end in tears, One for the ladies

MYFO Exclusive: David Stern Talks Playoffs3 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: The Stanley Cup Finals may be over, but the NBA Finals are just getting under way tonight. When off … more →

Tags: Not Hockey, Gary Bettman sucks, Guerrilla Blogging, don't sue me, NHL Referees, Playoffs, Bad Journalism, David Stern

Congratulations! You're a Lame Duck!

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: Larry Pleau has been the general manager of the St. Louis Blues since 1997. That’s a long tim … more →

Tags: Blues, Re-signings, Larry Pleau, Edgar Cayce is the equipment manager

You, Me and Marc-Andre Fleury2 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: It was a tough holiday weekend for the Penguins and goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury. Two games in Detr … more →

Tags: Penguins, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Playoffs, This will all end in tears, Marc-Andre Fleury, I'm not the only closet Milli Vanilli fan, Blame it on the Rain

He's Awfully Cocky for a Guy Who Couldn't Cut It in Nashville1 comment

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: Providing yet more anecdotal evidence that your grandma really was right on just about everything, … more →

Tags: Wild, This will all end in tears, Doug Risebrough, Let's Go Packers!


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