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left alone to my own devices...3 comments

thehostess wrote 3 months ago: It’s 6pm on a Saturday night and my girlfriend is out of town. I’m too old and too marri … more →

Tags: Drinking, granny sex, John Daly, naked chicken, Russian woman who eats sand, sweet tea vodka, washing machine for dogs

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thehostess wrote 4 months ago: Lesbian couples cause run on Swedish sperm banks The Local: A shortage of healthy sperm and a spike … more →

Tags: LGBT, Lesbian, Sweden, Sperm, Sperm Donors

Is it just me, or would Adam Lambert make a great lesbian?2 comments

thehostess wrote 7 months ago: My girlfriend texted in for the first time to American Idol. “I love him!, she exclaimed. … more →

Tags: Lesbian, Humor, LGBT, adam lambert, gay American Idol, picture of boyfriend

Homer Simpson has lesbian fantasies. Wait...doesn't everyone?2 comments

thehostess wrote 9 months ago: PinkNews: Blue-haired matriarch Marge will be shown kissing another woman in Sunday’s episode … more →

Tags: Lesbian, Television, Entertainment, lesbian culture, LGBT, cartoons, Humor, lesbian fantasy, The Simpsons

How to When You're Depressed, by Vicki Robison2 comments

texasgypsy wrote 9 months ago: You have staring contests with your cats. You get an unusual joy from removing the lint from between … more →

Tags: Humor, Vicki's Commentaries, Author, Blogging, Depression, Funny, Gay Humor, mental depression, Texas Gypsy

Sean John glasses not working properly...I want a refund4 comments

thehostess wrote 10 months ago: One of the only things that hasn’t broken down or broken out has been my eyesight, but recentl … more →

Tags: hostess life, Humor, Lesbian, Philadelphia, compliments from lesbians, Glasses, lesbian blog, sean john, The Hostess

Arianna Huffington sails with Olivia2 comments

thehostess wrote 10 months ago: Edge: The founder and editor-in-chief of The Huffington Post, a New York Times best-selling author a … more →

Tags: Lesbian, Entertainment, gay vacations, Kate Clinton, Olivia Cruise, adrianna huffington, René Hicks, vickie shaw, Doria Roberts

Unscientific proof that my dog isn't color blind2 comments

thehostess wrote 10 months ago: It snowed here in Philadelphia again last night. A beautiful white blanket covered my lawn as I walk … more →

Tags: Lesbian, Humor, hostess life, Philadelphia, Narberth, lesbian blog, dog poop, snow, Dog humor

DANGER! Ice, Snow and Sunoco sticker ahead...5 comments

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: We’ve had a bit of a storm here in Philly. Even my dedicated boss is working from home… … more →

Tags: hostess life, Lesbian, LGBT, accident, Bad Drivers, car accident, Junk Cars, lesbian blog, Narberth

Sudden squirrel attack on nurses: Sometimes this stuff just writes itself1 comment

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: TheNorthernEcho: RAMPAGING squirrels are attacking nurses on their way to work, meaning health chief … more →

Tags: just plain odd, Weird, Humor, squirrel attack, nurses, weird animal stories, Langley Park

Girl Scout cookies now come in smaller boxes. Too... many... jokes, can't... continue

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: Fark.com: But seriously folks…I was a girl scout…with lots of badges. Rising costs bite … more →

Tags: Economy, Girl Scout Cookies

Sniper rifle software launched for iPod: Guess what I spent my Christmas money on?

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: FINALLY! A new application has been launched for the iPod touch to help gun users line up a clean sh … more →

Tags: Humor, sarcasm, just plain odd, hostess life, LGBT, Weird, iPod Software, pacifist, gun owners

Paula Poundstone: White House Damage Check

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: 23/6.com: It was wise of Obama to bring all of those former Presidents together, if for no other rea … more →

Tags: Politics, Lesbian, bush, White House, Barack Obama, dog poop, White House damage, Zachary Taylor, obama white house

Chink in the armor: Rachel Maddow Can't Dance (Maybe now my girlfriend won't leave me for her)

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: DemocraticUnderground: FACT: Rachel Maddow can’t dance. The shortcoming was revealed during co … more →

Tags: Lesbian, LGBT, Politics, Artist, can't dance, Dork!, Girlfriend, Glasses, MSNBC

Vintage Sexism: I've been rinsing my dainty feminine allure all day1 comment

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: I must thank my favorite political guru for this gem… Vintage Sexism via Deanna’s Rambli … more →

Tags: Feminism, Humor, just plain odd, hostess life, LGBT, Weird, sexism, Lysol, vaginal rinse

Sex secrets of Barbie and Ken

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: NYPost: Barbie and Ken are beloved by millions of children – but the people behind the world … more →

Tags: Authors, gay-culture, Books, Gay, just plain odd, LGBT, Hypocrisy, Weird, Adult Movies

Obama's "Whistle Stop Tour" stops in Philly, but don't get excited yet1 comment

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: President-elect Barack Obama has invited a group of “everyday Americans” to join him and … more →

Tags: Lesbian, LGBT, Philadelphia, Politics, drag queens, Inauguration, President-elect Barack Obama’s Inauguration, inauguration ball, whistle stop tour

"God Hates Fags" Phelps was in Philly yesterday5 comments

thehostess wrote 11 months ago: LibertyCity: Yesterday, members of the anti-gay Westboro Church–creators of godhatesfags.com … more →

Tags: Lesbian, Bisexual, Homophobia, Religion, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Religious Freedom, Gay, LGBT


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