Blogs about: Life And All Its Perks Or Lack Thereof
No Seducing, Just Cold-Blooded Humping
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I just love it when Facebook freezes Tyrone twice in one day. Facebook? Fuck you. Plz … more →
The Mean Declaration Lady Is Behind You
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I dreamt about porn last night, lol. Is that bad? I dunno, it was a fun dream, lol. *s … more →
We Are and Always Will Be the United States of America
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I woke up this morning to a surreal feeling. It was amazing. Barack Obama is our presi … more →
I'm Vetoing...Are You Fucking Serious?
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! *deep breath* GUYS HOLY FUCK MONKEYS GUYS! IT’S FUCKING ELECTION DAY!!! I swear, … more →
I Say, "Hi...And You Better Say 'Hi' Back, Damn You!"
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! GUYS! HOLY FUCK GUYS! TOMORROW’S ELECTION DAY! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! If you can … more →
They're Not As Cool As Mine
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! HAPPY NOVEMBER 1ST! And welcome to NaNoWriMo. I know at least half my flist is partici … more →
He Needs to Put Some Money In the Karma Bank
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I dressed up in my costume today! I had on my suit, my black wig, my eyepatch, my guit … more →
Loving Life And Lusting And Living For the Night
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colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! What a long day! I’m so glad it’s almost over, lol, I’m exhausted. X … more →
What Are You, Darth Vader?
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I had another crazy dream I remembered this morning. I don’t wanna go into detai … more →
One Who Knows Nothing Can Understand Nothing
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! Gahhh what a nightmare today has been. I slept really well last night, though, lol. Ph … more →
Partnership for An Idiot-Free America
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I dunno how long I have cuz my poor Tyrone keeps freezing. He’s not feeling too … more →
There's an Eye In Me Soup
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! Mom had an appointment at noon today and I wanted to go with her. I told her last nigh … more →
Well...It Was Cold...
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colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! It was incredibly hard to get up this morning. I slept really well, surprisingly. And … more →
Be Mischievous; It Feels Good
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I’m exhausted. I’ve done nothing all day. Seriously, if anything, I was ki … more →
Like Music Playing In the Air; Invisible, But Everywhere
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I don’t remember any dreams from last night. But I slept quite well. YAY! Photo … more →
You've Gotta Do It Yoda-Style
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! You’re gonna think I’m so utterly lame, lol, but after my Goosebumps-athon … more →
You're Just Letting Them Go? Yeah, You Worry Too Much
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I can’t stop watching Goosebumps, guys. I’m freaking hooked. I know they … more →
Wearing Short Shorts And Drinking Tea Doesn't Make Me Gay
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! Anywho, uh, I had this dream that I was in school and that I was talking to Messick. W … more →
Hell Is Other People...And Lack of Internet
colbertobsessed wrote 1 year ago: Hello people! I slept til 11:00 today. It was wonderful. I took a shower and then got online and chi … more →
