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What am I supposed to drink now? Water?!

Last  week was a tough one to be a high-functioning alcoholic: not only did I find out that my favorite beer isn’t being produced this year, I also learned that the most delicious bourbon in the world… 49 more words

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Yes, I fully intend to take it to meetings.

What do you do when you’re 32 and charged with planning a superimportant meeting for 800 of your company’s leaders… while your boss is on a two-week international vacation and unavailable to help you? 14 more words

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To hide from Va-koom, use the Curtain of Invisibility.

I’ll admit it — I’ve been a little video crazy lately — specifically, a little cat video crazy. Please forgive me; not only have I taped, edited and narrated four videos at work over the past few weeks, I’ve also been trying to convince Adam that the time for a second cat is… 66 more words

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'Morning!

Why would I ever leave bed when I get to hang out with my favorite bitches watching Netflix all day?

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An Open Letter to My Friend As She Prepares For Her First-Ever 10k

Dear Amy,

The longest road race of your life is just two days away: you’re probably getting nervous. That’s good — get nervous because it’s a big deal. 595 more words

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The Pretender

Do you ever have days where you feel like a relatively-unpopular TV show? Like, everyone’s heard of you, but no one’s really excited when you’re around. 110 more words

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A little less conversation, a little more action.

After 11 years with Sprint–about 9 of which were spent bitching about the terrible reception, awful customer service and general shittiness of the company–Adam and I finally transferred to Verizon last week. 286 more words

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