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How to get everyone to assume you're a lesbian

1) Make friends with a girl who has an adorable pixie haircut and prefers to wear pants more than skirts.

2) Wear a skirt.

3) Leave both your husbands at home and visit a tiny, tiny Wisconsin town in the middle of pretty-much nowhere. 105 more words

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My sweetest friend

Cali is not traditionally a cuddler; she only wants to snuggle only at night, and only when it satisfies her needs. If she feels you’re not paying her enough attention, she will stretch out in the middle of the night and scratch at your face with full claws in a request for you to snuggle her harder. 234 more words

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Special Student

Come this fall, our household will be home to two students: myself and Reuby.

That’s right — Reubes is going back to school. (Or I guess, just  293 more words

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One more day

A word of caution: go somewhere private before you open this ink, ’cause you’re going to cry. And if you don’t cry, I’m not sure I want to know you. 72 more words

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The obsession continues!

“Do you want a picture with that giant brat?” -My sister

“Jesus, of course she does.” -Adam

(Madison, Wis.)

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I’ve been a member of Rotary for 7 years now (yes, I joined when I was 17, har-dee-har)*, mostly in the same club, which I originally joined because I was a newspaper reporter in that suburb. 364 more words

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