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Really, dude? Really?
I was going 72 (in a 65-mph zone), following closely behind another vehicle traveling 72 mph. I couldn’t have sped up if I wanted to–though I didn’t want to. 272 more words
1) Make friends with a girl who has an adorable pixie haircut and prefers to wear pants more than skirts.
2) Wear a skirt.
3) Leave both your husbands at home and visit a tiny, tiny Wisconsin town in the middle of pretty-much nowhere. 105 more words
Cali is not traditionally a cuddler; she only wants to snuggle only at night, and only when it satisfies her needs. If she feels you’re not paying her enough attention, she will stretch out in the middle of the night and scratch at your face with full claws in a request for you to snuggle her harder. 234 more words