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I'm coming home

If you’ve done vacation correctly, your last day is a bittersweet mixture of joy, homesickness and sunburn.

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Love

Kid loves reading so much, he found a way to do it in the pool. And that’s why I love HIM. :-)

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Happy Sunday!

Sure, making a diner-style breakfast at home takes longer, but you don’t have to change out of you pajamas. Worth it!

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An open letter to the guy who flicked me off in traffic this morning

Really, dude? Really?

I was going 72 (in a 65-mph zone), following closely behind another vehicle traveling 72 mph. I couldn’t have sped up if I wanted to–though I didn’t want to. 272 more words

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Represent! (In all forms of the word)

Tomorrow is race day. Well, not for me. Thanks to a delicate bone structure, I’ll be watching the half-marathon from the sidelines, rather than watching myself cross the finish line as planned. 193 more words

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How to get everyone to assume you're a lesbian

1) Make friends with a girl who has an adorable pixie haircut and prefers to wear pants more than skirts.

2) Wear a skirt.

3) Leave both your husbands at home and visit a tiny, tiny Wisconsin town in the middle of pretty-much nowhere. 105 more words

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My sweetest friend

Cali is not traditionally a cuddler; she only wants to snuggle only at night, and only when it satisfies her needs. If she feels you’re not paying her enough attention, she will stretch out in the middle of the night and scratch at your face with full claws in a request for you to snuggle her harder. 234 more words

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