A Few of the Superheroes I’ve Become.
MIKE IS HAPPY. RELATIVELY.Lactose Intolerant Man Walks Down Stairs Sideways Man Black Socks with Running Shoes Man (Power: Able to repel 22 year old women in a single bound. Weakness: Actual running.) Backs Into The Car Ass-First Man Way Too Many Condiments Man You’re Really Going To Wear That Rollneck Sweater Again? Man (And his sidekick, Captain Blue Gingham Shirt.) Eye Roller The Amazing Mister Adequate The Human Tear Duct Spare Change-ling Immatureman Indecipherable Post-It® Note In My Pocket Man Captain Swears-Too-Much Have You Seen My Fucking Wallet? Man What Was I Saying Again? Man Untucks His Shirt After Lunch Man Makes His Wife Kill The Spider Man Underachiever Charmy The Bee The Napper •











