Joint efforts and dashed hopes…
Arthritic or not, they were all of a mind
To enter the “Charity Race for the Blind”
They slipped on their hospital mules… 18 more words
10 hours, 25 minutes
Stranded in the desert…
There once was a tourist named Buell
Whose Harley ran clean out of fuel.
“It’s awful damn hot!
If only,” he thought, 10 more words
12 hours, 55 minutes
Need to Know Always
There once was this mother, who’s me
Who really like Mighty Leaf Tea
But she liked coffee more
Although not from a store
‘Cause that’s where they charged a big fee. 91 more words
17 hours, 25 minutes
In the farmyard, the chickens and ducks,
They protest with their quacking and clucks:
“Take the eggs from the geese
That our wealth may increase!” 7 more words
20 hours, 44 minutes
The Lark's Roost
So the “blizzard” really wasn’t that bad.
Some companies closed, how sad.
But we got a snow day
Workers off say hurray… 7 more words
Emotion Into Measure
Stove-warmed René cried out “Well, by gum!
I’ve hit on a neat rule of thumb:
If it’s possible to doubt
Then cast it right out” 10 more words
1 day, 2 hours
League of Ireland Through The Years
The League of Ireland went from being sponsored by Kentucky Fried Chicken, to Famous Fried Chicken, to Pat Grace’s Famous Fried Chicken in the mid 1980s. 112 more words
1 day, 5 hours