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And life's like an hourglass glued to the table...

Most Fashionable Reader! Zelda has dragged herself out of The Treacherous Abyss and has pulled herself to her feet to, well, face her demons head-on by writing about some form of some sort of journey … more →

And life's like an hourglass glued to the table... — 1 comment

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Most Fashionable Reader! Zelda has dragged herself out of The Treacherous Abyss and has pulled herse … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Americana, Anonymity Yes Please, Gen X / Angst / Apathy, Zombies and Other Miscellaneous Undead, Courtney Love I Love You, General angst, Clearly Zel Has Issues, Issues Issues O Lord the Issues

Give me onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten bottles of gin. — 1 comment

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Dearest Reader: do you remember the set of books called The Survival Series for Kids? It consisted o … more →

Tags: Clearly Zel Has Issues, I heart Johnny Depp, I Heart Jordan Catalano, I Heart Madonna, I Heart the Pogues, I Love Ginger Ale!, I spit upon motivational posters, Madge Makes an Appearance, Oh Yeah the Poem

This Lady is a TRAMMP! — 1 comment

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Most Fashionable Reader! Thanks to the Most Fashionable and Infinitely Brilliant Vivienne, Zelda now … more →

Tags: And My Time Is Now! I'm Comin' Aliiiiiive!!, Blatant Thievery, burn baby burn, burning up for you baby, Clearly Zel Has Issues, Darwin would be proud, Eighteen Wheels & a Dozen Roses, Faces of Fashion, Fashionable Childhood Experience of Fashion

She was thirty-something loving nothing.

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Well hello, Dearest, Most Fashionable Reader! Zelda will be giving you two things today: a woefully … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Poems I Do Not Stand By, Convee Poems, Self-Help Guides, Courtney Love I Love You, Unfashionable Poemlogues, Convee Poemlogues, Drapery into Dresses, Lines containing a body part

All I want is life beyond The Thunderdome.

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Dearest, Most Fashionable Reader: I’ve a story to tell you. Earlier this evening, a Fashionable Frie … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Americana, I Still Think Keanu Reeves Is Hot & I'm Not Ashamed, menswear, General angst, Eighteen Wheels & a Dozen Roses, Yes There Is Drinking in this Poem So What?, Poems that are not about the Embassy of Finland, The Blood of a Poet!

And Sisyphus climbed on his fashionable rock of fashion to listen. — 1 comment

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Dearest, Most Fashionable Reader: there once was a man who was a touch above mortal, whose music non … more →

Tags: hipsters, Oh Yeah the Poem, Cigarettes, Poems I Do Not Stand By, Oh Dear This Is A Long One, Shame Shame O the Shame!, Darwin would be proud, The Horror! The Horror!, YOU HEART SLASH

Visual images that are superficially attractive but intellectually undemanding. — 1 comment

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Zelda dreamt of Axl Rose this weekend. And the setting of this dream, Dearest Reader, was the church … more →

Tags: Loin Girding, hipsters, Oh Yeah the Poem, Cigarettes, Americana, Gen X / Angst / Apathy, O and O and O, celebrity angst, General angst

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I love you. I hate you! — 3 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Ladies and Gentlemen of Fashion: Zelda is going to tell you about a friend that both she and Vivienn … more →

Tags: Faces of Fashion, Loin Girding, Oh Yeah the Poem, Anonymity Yes Please, I Love Ginger Ale!, Possibly going to hell for this one, Bad tans are bad, Tom Colicchio Is The Hotness, The Blood of a Poet!

Burning in water, drowning. — 2 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: [Zelda regrets that she did not post on Friday. Zelda knows that she is getting behind, and she is g … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Poems I Do Not Stand By, How Many No Money Boys Are Crazy?, Bad tans are bad, Ruff Ruff, Unmentionable Lusts, Poems that are not about the Embassy of Finland, Manpoets Galore!, Blatant Thievery

Because Zelda Hearts The Neverending Story — 2 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Zelda regrets that she cannot even begin to write a poemlogue even a tenth as fashionable as the Mos … more →

Tags: Faces of Fashion, Oh Yeah the Poem, Fashionable Jewelry, Vanishing Trees and other Disappearing Acts, In Ur Adolessinz Ruinin Yr Memrees, Convee Poems, Fashionable Childhood Television of Fashion, Referencing the Work of a Most Fashionable Poet, Clearly Zel Has Issues

Zelda Breaks a Covenant of Fashion — 2 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Zelda realized yesterday that since she loves the ocean so, since she loves to be in the ocean and p … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Anonymity Yes Please, Shame Shame O the Shame!, Convee Poems, Overboard Is a Movie of Fashion!, Fashionable Redundancy of Fashion, The Hoochie Coochie, Viv and Zel OuLiPo OuLiPo, OuLiPoAss

I say it in a whisper, I say it as a prayer. LOWENSTEIN! LOWENSTEIN! — 5 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: The composing of Zelda’s poemlogue was interrupted this evening by a most fashionable phone call. Th … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Americana, water water everywhere, Tiny Bottles of Expensive Champagne, Vanishing Trees and other Disappearing Acts, I Still Think Keanu Reeves Is Hot & I'm Not Ashamed, I Love Ginger Ale!, In Ur Adolessinz Ruinin Yr Memrees, Referencing the Work of a Most Fashionable Poet

Victorian Women Poets of Fashion — 4 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Dear Reader: Zelda has spent most of this evening poring over The Compendium of Fashion and an antho … more →

Tags: Loin Girding, Oh Yeah the Poem, Poems I Do Not Stand By, I Love Ginger Ale!, I Heart Judy Blume, Referencing the Work of a Most Fashionable Poet, Eighteen Wheels & a Dozen Roses, Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Unmentionable Lusts

He hit so hard I saw stars. — 12 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: ***Disclaimer Alert! Zelda wrote the following poemlogue very late at night.*** I must admit that I … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Anonymity Yes Please, I Still Think Keanu Reeves Is Hot & I'm Not Ashamed, Fashionable Childhood Toys of Fashion, In Ur Adolessinz Ruinin Yr Memrees, I Heart Joseph Campbell, Self-Help Guides, Fast Fast Fast Cars NOM NOM NOM, How Many No Money Boys Are Crazy?

Hey, baby, taste me anyway. — 10 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: It is rather interesting, Dear Reader, that when I have more time to write on the weekends, I spend … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Lines Ending w/the Word "Body", Rue and Garlic and Hyssop Oh My!, O and O and O, Meat Nom Nom Nom, menswear, Lines Ending w/a Body Part, Tom Colicchio Is The Hotness, top chef

Because I Really Hope No One Ever Tracks My Googling — 3 comments

viviennehaighwood wrote 1 year ago: I have returned for a brief respite before the Major Road Trip I shall begin tomorrow, and have retu … more →

Tags: Loin Girding, Lines Ending w/the Word "Body", Meat Nom Nom Nom, Zombies and Other Miscellaneous Undead, Sleepy Viv, Lines Ending w/a Body Part, How Many No Money Boys Are Crazy?, How many times will Viv write the same poem?, Bad tans are bad

And I cry and no one can hear. — 6 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: Most fashionable readers! The weekend looms, and I must retire soon to prepare for it. A brief poeml … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, water water everywhere, Lines Ending w/the Word "Body", Anonymity Yes Please, Vanishing Trees and other Disappearing Acts, Poems I Do Not Stand By, I Love Ginger Ale!, Gen X / Angst / Apathy, The Horror! The Horror!

Because The Shameful Confession Never Goes Out of Style — 2 comments

viviennehaighwood wrote 1 year ago: So it is time for me to admit something: I adore Sondheim. Like, seriously. As in, I am seriously a … more →

Tags: Faces of Fashion, Oh Yeah the Poem, Americana, Gen X / Angst / Apathy, In Ur Adolessinz Ruinin Yr Memrees, Fashionable Childhood Television of Fashion, Self-Help Guides, FAME! I WANNA LIVE FOREVER!, I heart Sondheim

I don't do the dishes; I throw them in the crib. — 5 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 year ago: I could tell you, Dear Reader, that my parents were Very Cool Parents during my childhood. I could t … more →

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Americana, water water everywhere, Lines Ending w/the Word "Body", Anonymity Yes Please, Vanishing Trees and other Disappearing Acts, Poems I Do Not Stand By, Oh Dear This Is A Long One, Shame Shame O the Shame!


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