Scegliete un cinema multisala, assicuratevi che la sala sia grande, ma veramente enorme, da centinaia di posti.  Una di quelle dove proiettano i film con effetti speciali impressionanti. Comprate un biglietto per 2012, il film piu’ brutto dell’anno -forse del millennio. Per chi non lo sapesse, racconta la fine del mondo.

Aspettate…. sopportate pazientemente. E poi, eccola, arriva la scena che vale dieci volte il prezzo del biglietto. Immaginate tutto il cinema scoppiare nella risata piu’ fragorosa, irridente e sghignazzante che abbiate mai sentito.

Io amo questo popolo; io amo questo Paese.

Artemisia, Antonia, Aurelia, Arabella, Clara, Clementine, Cleopatra, Crescentia, Dulcinea, Ernestine, Ebelina, Eloisa, Fenella, Fernanda, Genevieve, Gwendoline, Hazel, Hortencia, Imogen, Idahlia, Ishbel, Lucinda, Louella, Leagora, Linnea, Margaret, Maddalena, Maple, Madelie, Nataline, Ophelie, Octavia, Orlantha/Orlanda, Polly, Romilly, Rosalie, Tallulah, Valentina, Violet.

Abraham, Cato, Ezekiel, Emmett, Evander, Edward, Hugo, Ira, Jay, Lazarus, Lysander, Leander, Ned, Orlando, Perrin, Rupert, Russell, Sullivan, Thomas, Theodore, Willoughby.

Thoughts? Suggestions?

Vorrei complimentarmi con i miei compagni di corso e amici del CFP Simona Bonfante e Raffaele Mauro, rispettivamente finalista e vincitore della bella competizione promossa da Italia Futura “Accade domani“.

Qui il progetto di Simona e qui quello di Raffaele; entrambi interessanti, innovativi e ben studiati.   Felice e onorata per voi, non potevo fare a meno di mettervi un po’ in vetrina’

Complimenti ragazzi!

Things I dropped on my precious baby’s face or head over the weekend:

• Droplets of syrup
• Tuna
• Pinto beans
• A large plastic diaper wipes container

The other day when Linnea pooped on my shirt and pants and shoes, I decided it was time for a walk. Keith asked me if I was going to change first. I said, “Nah”. He told me I was becoming my Halloween costume.

Some days I don’t get to put the baby down to pee. I whined to Keith the other day that I hadn’t had a chance to take my vitamins, brush my teeth, or clip my fingernails in a week. He replied, “Honey, there is nothing stopping you from taking your vitamins”. I disemboweled him with one flick of my dirty long fingernails. One handed of course. Because Linnea won’t be set down. Do NOT set her down. Her cries will hurt you.

I like to explore family resemblances – be they physical, or likenesses in temperament, character, emotion, behaviour, health and so on. It’s fun to observe the interplay between genetic inheritance, upbringing and socialization.

Before Leo, my thoughts about these things where simpler, something along the lines of: your body and intelligence are mostly inherited while upbringing and socialization determine your personality. These assumptions are probably not wrong, but the idea of a baby born with a “clean slate” ready for us to fill, now just seems like wishful thinking.

Leo, a colicy and tense newborn, was never a relaxed infant (despite Baby Tui Na Chinese massage and other efforts). He was a doer from the start, hampered only by his own impatience. Ambition is still a hallmark of his everyday behavior, as well as fits of frustrated complaining when his goals are not easily fulfilled. He loves to interact with others and readily assumes a dominant role. When Leo stomps around the house, I am reminded of my own mother complaining that I stomp around like an elephant.

I am both proud and amazed to see so much of Jan and myself in Leo. I no longer believe that we can form his personality. We can only help and guide him to make the best of what he is.

These days scientists are even discovering genetic dispositions that have an effect on personality. Everyone, for example, has genes that are responsible for building “specialized modules” in their brain (for example, we all have a brain module that can recognize when we’re in a public setting), but individual gene variants trigger the brain’s response – introverted or extroverted – to this recognized scenario. These discoveries might lead us to think differently about why we are who we are.

The picture on the left was taken recently for Leo’s new biometric passport.

So who does Leo look like the most? Jan? Linnea? His aunt Ilka?
Or somebody else?

More pictures to help you decide.

We hope you will take part in Puddingtown Bears’ first online survey:

Linnea is six weeks old this week. She started to smile at people and her little body is filing out and she is working on a wicked double chin. People are always chortling to me about how little sleep I am probably getting. It’s true. She’s a little baby who needs to eat every 2-4 hours. I get that. No problem. It’s when you have to get up and change her diaper and turn on a light that things get nasty.

Typical Night:

I wake up and discover that I am bathed in baby vomit and urine. I wake Keith up to change her. He takes the baby and stumbles into the bathroom.

Crash!

Shit!

What happened?

That stupid little lamp fell and broke. I have to turn on the overhead light.

Nooooo! Not the overhead baby waking light of 3AM doom!

Yes. That one.

I turn over in my pee/vomit sheets and try to get 4 minutes of sleep before I have to nurse and try to get Linnea back to sleep.

Blink .

They’re back. She’s wearing nothing but a diaper and an open necked floral onesie.

I thought you were putting pajamas on her!

I did!

These are not pajamas!

You told me they were on the shelf!

Not that shelf! The other shelf!

Baby is rooting and grunting.

I haul her back to the bathroom and put on her pajamas. I bring her out to the living room and nurse her. She vomits on me. She’s wide awake. Let’s hang out! She says. She wants to eat snacks and show me this YouTube video.

And then rock and bounce and dance and do aerobics for an hour and a half. By 8AM every morning, she is sound asleep, though, so that’s good.

August, Edward, Dominic, Henry, Julian, George, Broderick, Dashiell, Quinn, Rowan, Atticus, Barnaby, Benedict, Cato, Darwin, Emerson, Fergus, Harvey, Lucian, Lewis, Malachy, Micah, Maxwell, Oakley, Orlando, Phineas, Rupert, Rex, Sullivan, Solomon, Steven, Willoughby, Winston & West.

Carmen, Daisy, Aurelia, Daphne, Delphi, Eurielle, Flora, Geneva, Hazel, Hermione, Ivy, Linnea, Maddalen, Mirabelle, Nola, Olympia, Olive, Polly, Romilly, Ramona, Rosemary, Sally, Simona, Ursula, Valentina, Violet, Clara, Eulalie, Seraphia, Seraphina, Silvana, Adele, Amabel & Leora.

The other night, I woke up to nurse Linnea. It’s like 2AM. She’s grunting and kicking and rooting like she does when she’s hungry. I’m getting ready to nurse, arranging myself and Linnea, lying on my side facing Keith. Keith is dead asleep, facing us. Suddenly his eyes pop open. He takes one look at us and SHOVES me backward.

“Hey! What the hell!” I exclaim.

“Oh. Were you nursing?” he asks groggily.

“Uh, yes!” I shout.

“Oh, sorry. I thought you were smothering her in your sleep” He begins to snore.

The end.

Any ideas for boys would be grateful and any to add for the girls?

Maple, Hazel, Olive, Phebe, Tui, Meredith, Pascal, Ivy, Theophania (Thea), Willow, Lavender, Gaia & Linnea

As mentioned previously, Linnea is a fan of Alice in Wonderland. She has been reading the classic all by herself this fall and was on chapter 4 last I checked. Earlier this week I found The Nursery Alice online and read it to both girls. And then yesterday Linnea and I journeyed down the rabbit-hole at Stages Theatre in Hopkins to watch a live performance of Alice in Wonderland. It was curious and wonderful! I let Linnea wear her Alice costume, and after the show she met the actress who played Alice. Here’s a picture of Little Alice and Big Alice:

You might have noticed the snow in the background of one of Linnea’s toothless portraits. It didn’t snow here in our part of the state, but last Friday it did snow in Rochester. We made a day trip there Saturday to visit some dear friends of ours who recently relocated to that area. And we all enjoyed visiting Tweite’s Pumpkin Patch together. The girls picked out these enormous pumpkins!

Exploring this kid-sized town was great fun!

And the corn maze was fun, even if it was very mucky from the snowy slush. Linnea is our maze expert, and she helped us find our way out!

Peeking through the window…

Our little friend J- joined us. He’s pretty proud of his jeans and boots; and he totally stole our hearts with his dimples and that hat. He is such a sweet little farmer boy!

This giant double-slide looked like a lot of fun, and it would have been if the girls hadn’t kept bumping into each other and their dad!

Overall, it was a fun trip. Now we just have to find time to carve those big ole’ pumpkins!

Linnea is sporting a whole new smile these days. Last Thursday her other front tooth came out, leaving us all singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.”

What a gummy grin!

Swedish. From the name of a flower, also known as the twinflower. It was named by the Swedish botanist Carolus Linnaeus, who named it after himself, it being his favourite flower (Behindthename.com)

Babynamewizard tells me it is #2 in Norway & #8 in Sweden.

Today is Linnea’s due date. I tried to fold her body up this morning to see how she could fit inside me, and I just couldn’t see it. She hasn’t even hit 8 pounds! I don’t know how my friend Sarah (who is my size) squeezed out a 10 pounder. It seems impossible.

So here I am with a two week old. A stereotypical new mom. Sleeplessness? Check. Worry about every little thing? (She’s congested! Ah! She holds her breath when she sleeps she must have sleep apnea and therefore is at risk for SIDS! AH! AH!) Check. Wild hair? Check. Fits of crying? Crusty shirt? Check. I have arrived.

Yesterday we finally had a Dragon Tea Party, which Laurel has been requesting for several months now. We sipped cinnamon plum tea while we nibbled heart-shaped cucumber sandwiches and cheese sandwiches. We ate fiery rings of dragon’s breath (dried cinammon apples) as well as dragon teeth (shortbread cookies) and pink M&Ms leftover from Laurel’s birthday. 

With so much help from Laurel and Linnea, the party required very little no actual planning on my part, and it covered both lunch and storytime. We might have to do a second one with actual, living, breathing guests, but this time around, we were content to have only stuffed dragons present.

Once we were as stuffed as our guests, we read three dragon books:

1. No Dragons for Tea by Jean Pendzowil
2. The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch
3. and, only because Linnea insisted, Peek-A-Boo Bard by Julie Aigner-Clark

And, after all the dragons awoke from their naps, I let the girls watch Pete’s Dragon. Just because. I loved that movie when I was little.

Oh, and by the way, if you read about our Teddy Bear Stay-Cation this summer, I should mention that we have two more additions to our list of teddy bear books. They are:

1. Where’s My Teddy by Jez Alborough
2. We’re Going on a Bear Hunt by Michael Rosen (Laurel’s new favorite)

Happy reading!

Idag har jag sysslat med keramik och snackat med en häst. Sökt jobb och käkat överbliven pytt-i-panna. Så intressant är mitt liv just nu … Jag har i alla fall min dotter hos mig. För alltid, hade jag önskat.

Igår hälsade vi på det senaste tillskottet, Lucas syster Linnea.

Endast 3 dagar gammal då. Idag 4.

Om jag var 3 dagar gammal och hade hållit på med en powerpointpresentation i låt säga 6 timmar, då hade det nästan varit 10% av mitt liv. Deprimerande.

Men Linnea var fin som snus!

This morning I really turned a corner in terms of recovery from the birth. I was up early, milking goats and everything. I almost feel like my old self. It is hard to believe I had a baby 9 days ago. We are learning how to work the night time parenting shift. Man, it’s hard! Last night wasn’t too bad, though.

Yesterday on a walk we ran into our next door neighbor, a dude, and he said something like, “So…how’s it going with the new baby?” and I said something like, it’s going fine, we’re adjusting and I’m healing. He got this awkward, disgusted look on his face and pointing vaguely to his own belly said, “Oh…right…you have to recover and whatnot…” I restrained myself from saying something like, “well, yeah, my vagina ripped in two places, so there’s a bit of healing to do.” Proud of me? I am.

Gosh these are so interesting!

1. Emma, 2. Linnea, 3. Thea, 4. Ida, 5. Nora, 6.Ingrid, 7.Julie, 8.Sofie, 9.Mia, 10.Anna.

How to say these ones? Vilde, Tuva, Hedda, Oda, Maja, Eline, Silje, Tiril, Mille, Ingeorg, Pernille, Synne, Live, Signe, Solveig, Evle, Mie, Iselin, Oline and Iben? can anyone help please?

Love/like these- Mathilde, Mina, Mathea, Johanne, Astrid, Caroline, Ada, Dina, Madelen, Henriette, Tilde & Helena.

Interesting: Ane is 53 whilst Anne is 82, Karoline is 43 whilst Caroline is 63, Isabella is 62 whilst Isabell is 97, Marie is at 21 (more common to me as a first name), Linnea is at 2 whilst Linea is at 64, Hanna 35/Hannah 36, Maja 31 and Kaja 52, Celine 42 whilst Celina 61, Mathilde 24 whilst Matilde 92 & Tilde 93, Helene at 29 whilst Helena at 99, Sofie 8 whilst Sofia 49.

Surprised by popularity: Julie (7), Frida (22), Oda (25), Martine (26), Aurora (27), Jenny (37), Amanda (44), Astrid (59), Lisa (80), Michelle (81), Stella (98).

My most recent post before the announcement of my daughter’s birth was about my choice to have a home birth. I talked about my hopes for the birth and my strong misgivings about hospital births.

Let me start by saying that I ended up being transported to the hospital for Linnea’s birth. I had strangers putting things on and in my body, poking and prodding me. I was administered Pitocin and consequently had an epidural. I had an IV dripping a cocktail of antibiotics and drugs into my system. Despite all this, I am grateful to the hospital staff who helped bring my daughter into the world.Doctor Crabtree of Care For Her in Ukiah? Many thanks. There is an endless tap of honey flowing for whenever you want it. I am eternally grateful that the technology was available to me when I needed it, and that I had choices to make. Not everyone has as many options as I had, and I am aware of this.

So here goes…

I woke up early Thursday morning (October 8th) knowing that I would soon be in labor. I had been having false labor for about a week by then, and a few other signs pointed to the fact that the birth was imminent. When Keith woke up, I told him that we had better get the birthing tub set up in the living room. At this point I was having mild contractions that were about ten minutes apart. It took us a while to set up the birthing tub, and by the time it was finished, the contractions were five minutes apart and starting to get painful. I called my midwife to give her a head’s up. “Great!” she said. “Sounds like you’re in labor! Let’s have this baby tonight when I get off work!” I put the appointment in my Google Calendar.

I labored throughout the day, the contractions getting slightly closer and closer together and more painful. Rosalie showed up at four to set up he gear. She checked my cervix, and it was dilated 4 centimeters! This was going quite smoothly. Rosalie decided to go home and eat dinner, telling me to call her when I needed her.

I spent the evening trying to rest, but being too excited and uncomfortable to do so. We watched a video about breastfeeding, I paced around in my hideous nightgown that had parts of it bleached out from hanging on the clothesline, Keith rubbed my back with tennis balls during contractions. We got in bed and tried to sleep, but by 11:00 PM, we knew sleep wasn’t on the agenda. The contractions were powerful and painful. I called Rosalie. She came over right away and checked me. 6 centimeters! Things were really ramping up. Rosalie settled in as I labored away. She and Keith supported me as I worked.

At 3:00 AM, everything had gotten so intense, we were positive we were having a baby before dawn. Then suddenly everything started slowing down. My contractions started getting further apart. By 6:00 AM, the labor had stalled. It was confusing and frustrating. I hadn’t dilated any more. I had been working so hard for nearly 24 hours, and now it just fizzles out? Not fair.

Rosalie encouraged us to take a nap to gain some strength and see if things were going to start up again. I took a short nap, and the contractions woke me up quickly. Everything started again, this time faster and more intense. I cried with relief that the intensity was back. I wanted to have the baby already!

I labored on, the fierceness of each contraction bringing me to my knees. But by 4:00 PM, everything started to stall once more. Rosalie checked me and determined that there was a forebag protruding through my cervix. With each contraction, the bag would bulge through my cervix like a water balloon. Not strong enough to dilate me further. The baby’s head wasn’t descending any further either. Rosalie did not want to break my water because I was positive for Group B Strep. This is a common infection that a lot of us adults have without realizing it because we are not symptomatic. Babies, however can be severely affected by GBS. The bag of water protects the baby from infection, and the longer they stay intact during labor, the longer the baby is safe from infection. I had not wanted to take antibiotics to rid myself of the GBS because I didn’t want my child to start out her life pumped full of antibiotics. I had altered my diet and taken some other actions to try to flush it out naturally, but there is not way of knowing if these things worked, as I did not get tested again for GBS.

Given the extent of my exhaustion at this point and my abnormal labor pattern, Rosalie advised us to go to the hospital. I had been dilated 6 centimeters for 19 hours with no sign of dilating further. At first we politely declined, preferring to work at home a little more. Two hours later, Rosalie gently insisted we go to the hospital. She called an OB friend of hers who agreed to take my case, and we packed for the hospital. Keith and I were crushed. I cried when I saw my birthing tub, warm and inviting, ready to help me push my baby out. I climbed in and contracted there for a while. Why not? I might as well enjoy it for a minute. I showered, and we drove to the hospital. The drive was painful. Each bump in the road shot pain throughout my body, and as we approached the hospital, I was devastated by fear and sadness that I was about to undergo everything I didn’t want for my baby’s birth. I was terrified because I knew they would give me Pitocin, and I felt that, as exhausted as I was, I wouldn’t be able to handle Pitocin without an epidural. Keith and I arrived at the hospital terrified and crushed after 33 hours of labor at home.

Doctor Crabtree met us and tried her best to put us at ease. She made it clear that she knew this was not how we had envisioned our baby’s birth, and she showed us a very kind and loving bedside manner that I am eternally grateful for. She explained that our baby would be born in that same room, and never taken out. She told me that it was up to me when the baby was weighed and dressed. She told me that as soon as the baby emerged, she would put her on my belly. This was reassuring to us.

Doctor Crabtree started me on an IV drip of penicillin and broke my bag of waters. This got my contractions going again, and the labor became more intense than ever. After a couple of hours, I was dilated to 8 centimeters. And then my labor stalled yet again. The baby’s head still had not descended any further. Her head was cocked to the side and it was catching on the edge of my pelvis. She would not turn her head. We later found out that this was because the cord was looped twice around her neck, restricting her movement. My contractions were not strong enough to help her head descend.

Doctor Crabtree started me on Pitocin. It rocketed pain throughout my body like nothing before. I screamed as I lay there, strapped down by two monitors on my belly, one internal fetal monitor, a heploc on my left hand shooting penicillon and pitocin into my body, and a blood pressure cuff on my right arm automatically squeezing my arm to take my blood pressure every two minutes. I wasn’t able to turn or move around, and there was a pain in my lower back shooting through each leg, causing them to shake violently. I was experiencing everything I didn’t want for my birth. I was exhausted, in shocked, miserable and frightened. Poor Keith was beside himself, having to watch me go through this. We were both terrified that my strength would be so depleted from all this that I would not have the energy to push. Doctor Crabtree told me later that she was sure I was headed for a cesarean and that she had an operating room booked and a surgical team standing by.

Rosalie, who had been with us this entire time, soothing and coaching me, suggested that I get an epidural. My hippie home birth midwife told me that this is the exact situation when an epidural is needed, and that it would allow me to reserve my energy for pushing. I refused and then immediately relented, relinquishing the last bit of control I had over my birth plan.

They called in an anesthesiologist and he came immediately. As the contractions continued to rocket through my body, had turned my on my side and told me not to move. Not to move! Or I would be paralyzed! With the straps and the squeezing and the contractions and the leg pain! Oh sure. I’ll just be over here in my happy place, no problem.

He drilled and shunted and screwed and jack hammered my back as I contracted and cried and screamed and somehow kept myself from moving. Keith stood next to me and cried and held my hand and begged me not to move. Strange sensations shot down my legs. I felt cold and then heat and then I felt like I was being shocked with electricity. And then, nothing. The pain in my legs was gone and the pain of the contractions was gone. I immediately fell asleep for the first time in 36 hours. I dozed and contracted while Keith slept in a chair next to me, his head on my bed. I dilated my last two centimeters very quickly and then it was go time.

They took the epidural away and the pain slowly came back. This time, however, I could use the pain and push with it. What a relief! I started pushing lying flat on my back with my knees next to my ears. “Am I making progress? A little?” Aw hell no. I was done. I was done being strapped and poked and prodded and monitored and kept in hideously uncomfortable positions. After all I had been through, I kicked everybody out of the way and said, “I’m getting on my knees”. Nobody was stopping me. I popped up on my knees (I remember it like that: popping, flipping, up like a Britney Spears backup dancer). I started to push like mad and scream. I channeled my inner jungle woman and hung from the bar they inserted into the bed. At some point I held the bar and shouted, “this bar smells like marijuana!” Everyone just looked at each other.

I pushed and she started to descend quickly (later, the doctor said, “I think that position really helped you push her down faster”. Duh. Gravity. Look it up.) I had her head out fast and then the doctor told me to lie down on my side and stop pushing. Don’t move, she said. I knew that this meant the cord was wrapped around her neck, but I didn’t worry. I held still. From Keith’s point of view, the doctor had to strain to get her fingers between the cord and Linnea’s neck. She hacked away at it until it broke free and then told me to go ahead and push. I pushed twice more and she slithered out. They set her on my belly and she looked up at me and locked eyes. She stared at me like I’ve never been stared at and she didn’t break her gaze as they toweled and squeegeed her off. She didn’t cry, and she started nursing immediately.

Then she looked at her dad for a minute.

The company of friends and family waiting in the lobby sent up a cheer when it was announced that she had arrived. We showed the visitors our new daughter, and then collapsed into sleep as a new family. The 40 hour ordeal was finally over and we had our beautiful Linnea safe and sound.