The Crumpett Files
Me: … and this is why you don’t bite the hand that feeds you!
Student 1: (bites his hand)
Student 2: (quizzically) Miss, you don’t ever make me any food…
1 week, 3 days
1 week, 6 days
Out of the well
One of my traits is that I can be quite literal.
When I was a kid and I was at mum’s house, apparently she told me that, “In this house, you wash your hands after going to the toilet.” 240 more words
2 weeks, 4 days
lazily consuming my days
literal sense of malaise
logically refocusing my ways.”
This video explains how to solve a literal equation for a variable.
3 weeks, 1 day