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On Editing.

I just turned in the second pass of edits for the first of my Love & War in Dallas series.  When I finished, I realized that this is a very hard process to explain to people (husbands, children) who don’t understand why other hypothetical writing people  can’t focus on anything (e.g., laundry, personal hygiene) until edits are done. 466 more words

Travel tales: That time I was afraid of dying on the airplane

The first time I flew across the Atlantic (I say that like I’ve done it a lot, which I really haven’t; I’ve done it twice – once there, once back), I was fairly certain I would die. 327 more words

Liz Lemon

Fox Passed On The Tina Fey-Produced Sitcom 'Cabot College'

If you’re one of the many people anxiously awaiting Tina Fey’s return to network sitcom action in any capacity at all, I’ve got some bad news for you – we’re going to have to keep waiting. 173 more words


Once Upon A Time In My Pants


                                                       Once Upon A Time In My Pants

            Word spread proportionally like a fat protagonist, from bunk house to bunk house about The Olive Garden’s brand new all you can eat revenge night. 506 more words

Cheese Trumps Life

Yesterday I almost died eating a piece of cheese… I know, sad. It’s a very Liz Lemon alone in her apartment kind of scenario.* Even more depressing, all my dog cared about was getting to the rest of the cheese I had dropped while I desperately tried to dislodge the foreign object from my windpipe. 588 more words

My Life

A worldview of sandwiches

I agree 100 percent with Liz Lemon’s worldview.

“Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.” —Liz Lemon…

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Grilled Cheese

Refusing to board the ship

When I got the email last week telling the writers that the theme this week would be “Ships/Shipping,” I immediately started thinking about all my favorite scenes in books, movies, and TV that take place on boats. 570 more words