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White Lies: If Book Covers Could Talk

Jennifer: Sigh. John: Sigh. Jennifer: Sigh….Wait, why are YOU upset? I’m the one who should be. I was going to run away with Rick Andover but SOMEBODY caught him stealing from a music sto… more →

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White Lies: If Book Covers Could Talk — 26 comments

ihatewheat wrote 1 month ago: Jennifer: Sigh. John: Sigh. Jennifer: Sigh….Wait, why are YOU upset? I’m the one who sh … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, A.J. Morgan, John Pfeiffer, Near Death Experience, rick andover

Regina's Legacy — 50 comments

ihatewheat wrote 2 months ago: Liz: Broad-shouldered and...constipated? I was going to try to make this one into a one act play or … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, crime solving, identity swap, Near Death Experience, Regina Morrow

Sweet Caroline...stfu. — 30 comments

ihatewheat wrote 2 months ago: The wrath of the color-coordinated barettes Caroline is a sad sack of shit. And by that I mean she … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Caroline Pierce, deception, party

Cara and Steven vie for the title of most irritating couple. Ever. — 33 comments

ihatewheat wrote 2 months ago: Photo courtesy of The Closet. This one has me 100% convinced that each writer makes no effort to re … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Cara Walker, Cheating, poor pathetic losers, Steven, Tricia

Yup, the Wakefield twins are the same annoying shrews in France, too — 43 comments

ihatewheat wrote 3 months ago: Elizabeth "Wow, France is full of poor schmucks I can help"; Jessica: "Hey France, ch … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, super edition, deception, Near Death Experience, Travel, Steven, tricia martin, twin switch, fiekd trip

The school needs another event to celebrate the Wakefields like I need a hole in the head — 22 comments

ihatewheat wrote 3 months ago: Gah, how much do you want to throw a punch? That smug smile. Those awful bangs. And seriously, was … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Bruce Patman

dirtbike rallies: all the rage in Sweet Valley — 24 comments

ihatewheat wrote 4 months ago: [Cover from The Closet] Was there a ghostwriter strike that we didn’t know about? Was anyone … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Love Triangle, sam woodruff, Sporting Events

Penny Ayala, pathetic piece of crapa — 24 comments

ihatewheat wrote 5 months ago: [Cover from The Closet.] The halls of SVH are all abuzz with the new personal ads in The Oracle. Oh … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Dance, deception, penny ayala, thin is in

Who's to Blame...for this steaming pile of crap called a book — 34 comments

ihatewheat wrote 7 months ago: Jimmy really earned his paycheck on this cover. Love how Liz is wiping away the single tear. Previo … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Jessica the sociopath, Little House on the Prairie Syndrome, Marriage

So dull it doesn't even get a title. — 19 comments

ihatewheat wrote 7 months ago: [Photo from The Closet] So Kristin Thompson is training to be a pro-tennis player and feels all thi … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Sporting Events

Yea, because that's the most logical explanation. — 32 comments

ihatewheat wrote 8 months ago: [photo from The Closet] Andrea Slade is the new girl, that’s who. Instead of Liz putting her … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Celebs, sexual relations, deception, nicholas morrow, New Girl, boring Enid, andrea slade

The Mexican Festival comes to Sweet Valley. — 31 comments

ihatewheat wrote 8 months ago: Yay, because one West Side Story rip-off is not enough. Here’s what you need to know about Ma … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Near Death Experience, racism, sandra bacon, The PO PO

Preppy jock douchebags have feeings too! — 39 comments

ihatewheat wrote 9 months ago: Whoever mentioned that a non-SVH book would be a good palate-cleanser between SVH books is totally r … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, Jeffrey French, Aaron Dallas, Sporting Events, fight, The Oracle, Jessica always wins


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