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The AL West Preview you've always wanted.

Okay, you know what? The AL West is like a set of pretty girls doing stuff. Aesthetically pleasing. Initially interesting, but ultimately insubstansial. They do not bring it when it counts. Quite fran… more →

The Grand National Championships

The AL West Preview you've always wanted. — 4 comments

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: Okay, you know what? The AL West is like a set of pretty girls doing stuff. Aesthetically pleasing. … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, BAYSBALL!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Hecklings!, Hello [Insert City Here]!, Hungry like the wolf, I Like Movies, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, Maverickism

The Trickiness of Underrated.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: It is not easy to define what makes a player underrated. The good player may be on a team made of st … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, BAYSBALL!, Boring Homerism, Bork Bork Bork, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Braun Town!, Gallardo, HEY GUYS THIS IS JI

Movies are Fun, you guys. (An AL East Preview) — 1 comment

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: I like Movies! I like Danny Mothers, but I like movies more! I give movies a 6 out of seven! Yay! We … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, BAYSBALL!, Bork Bork Bork, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Cake Rocks The Party That Rocks The Body, DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!

Now is the winter of our discontent! — 1 comment

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: OH NO! RUN! There is a reason why I titled this post with a quote from Shakespeare/The Simpsons.  I … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, Boring Homerism, Conspiracy Theories, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, FAVRAH!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!

Here's the one thing you need to know about Politics. — 5 comments

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: If you have achieved a certain level of fame? You will be approached to run for office. It does not … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, George Michael Hype Machine, Hecklings!, hello, Hungry like the wolf

In the land of the shaven, the bearded man is king! — 1 comment

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Ever since I have grown a beard that is the envy of every 8th grade boy, my sixth sense or as I call … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, BAYSBALL!, Conspiracy Theories, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!

Let's keep it in the family.

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: McNamee, Roger Clemen’s trainer; may have told congress that he injected Roger Clemen’s … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, BAYSBALL!, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Bud Selig, Conspiracy Theories, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!

We have your offensive starting line-up for this year's PUPPY BOWL! — 4 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Big, big props to Animal Planet! They’re the saviours of awesome! These brillant folks started … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!

Jesus is not clutch. Fuck Jesus.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: One of my two posts that I liked on Epic Carnival dealt mostly with how the religiosity of the Color … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, BAYSBALL!, Hecklings!, George Michael Hype Machine, Funny! Not Funny!, FAVRAH!, I'm Not Ready For The Football!, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!

WE HAVE BREAKING PUPPY BOWL 4 NEWS!!!!!! — 3 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: As many are aware.  Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl is the can’t miss event of the year!  We … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Conspiracy Theories, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, I'm Not Ready For The Football!

WE HAVE BREAKING PUPPY BOWL 4 NEWS!!!!!! — 3 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: As many are aware.  Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl is the can’t miss event of the year!  We … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Conspiracy Theories, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, I'm Not Ready For The Football!

I have a new movie idea I wish to pitch. — 1 comment

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Curtis “50 cent” Jackson, Kat Williams, Monique, and Alicia Silverstone star in…. … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, The Blogger gets an ego!, Morality, Hecklings!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Funny! Not Funny!, DOOOOOOOD..., MUR-DER?

Finally, something good has come out of the BCS National Championship! — 2 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Courtesy of AWFUL ANNOUNCING! JaMarcus Russell and His Amazing Technicolor COSBY PONCHO! This is jus … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, Hungry like the wolf, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, Morality

LET DUNSTON CHECK IN! — 1 comment

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: For those not in the know, Shawon Dunston is eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame this year.  Simp … more →

Tags: Bud Selig, Conspiracy Theories, You sold out!, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, Boring Homerism, The Blogger gets an ego!, Morality, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Funny! Not Funny!

I like strippers when they don't objective themselves in public. — 2 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Happy 2008 everyone! I know I’ve been acting like your deadbeat dad on a bender after getting … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Bullshit, Conspiracy Theories, Cutting and pasting is hard., Douchebaggery, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, George Michael Hype Machine

You're West Virginia Football... — 27 comments

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: You have Pat White Power. You have a one-two punch of Steve Slaton and Noel Devine. You also have a … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, I'm Not Ready For The Football!, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, Maverickism, Butch Jones!, Graham, LOCKSLEY

Guess who's a big bowl of drunk?

Elvi Patterson! wrote 2 years ago: Tony LaRussa enjoys TEH WINE!   You know who else enjoys TEH WINE? WINOBOT! Enjoy sloppy drunks! ELV … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, BAYSBALL!, Bud Selig, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, Morality

The Hobbesian life of a Running Back — 1 comment

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Now, I know what you’re thinking. This was an idea of how scientific progress went boink when … more →

Tags: Double T, *Sanjaya Wipe*, I'm Not Ready For The Football!, DOOOOOOOD..., DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, Analysisesims!, U-Googlies, John Hobbes, I'm running in a suit

THE GRAND NATIONAL INTERVIEW: THE SEAL KING OF YACHT ROCK! — 5 comments

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: That’s right. On the heels of Yacht Rock 11 and it’s big premiere in New York on Decembe … more →

Tags: Bitter Beer Face, *Sanjaya Wipe*, George Michael Hype Machine, Backdoor Gump Luck, Bork Bork Bork, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, The Grand National Interview, Taking it to the Streets


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