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I want double mayo, hold the mayo

Hey everyone welcome to my blog again. As you know I often discuss the complicated process of obtaining and remaining in a relationship…. An entertainment news story has been going around saying that a gentleman on an online dating site posted 125 “deal breakers” as reasons for not contacting him. 215 more words

Roomie: I have a class before noon tomorrow – JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

Me: You’re not even christi-

Roomie: JESUS. TAKE. THE. WHEEL.

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