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Bunker

 Translation of the two Swedish lines in the text below: ”Ändå bär båda samma smärta bortom språkets gränser” = Yet both carry the same pain… 154 more words
Poetry

Let's Start at the Very Beginning

Hello Lovelies,

Well you know how ideas and inspiration can come at some of the strangest or most unexpected of times, such as in some type of bathroom environment or when you should be sleeping? 840 more words

Love and Groceries

By L.E. Swenson

I was doing our weekly marketing at the local ShopRite. Since leaving the 9 to 5 shift and working 8 to 4, I can go in the early evening before the store fills up with food-crazed suburbanites needful of supplies. 401 more words

Mass Consumption

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking!

Right, so yesterday we got the men’s section out of the way. Today is the women’s turn. Didn’t see that coming, did you? Now psychologists and biologists have noted over the years the… 856 more words

Lifestyle

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking!

Once a year the Professional Moron staff brace ourselves and prepare for our Lonely Hearts column. Today is the day. Frankly, we only do one per annum as the responses we get from our readers tend to be utterly terrifying. 933 more words

Lifestyle

Never be Lonely with this lingerie

Lonely Hearts have had great lingerie line Lonely for four years now, and there will be a selection of their sexy smalls available at their stand. 9 more words

Designer Garage Sale 2014

Under Where?

Warning: provocative content ahead. FKA Twigs has been my jam lately, which has coincided with a lingerie fetish, so I thought I’d combine the two for a very sultry post. 193 more words

Fashion