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Finding Love

Where do you look for love? Do you look for it behind her flawless face and perfect white teeth? Behind her shaped bosom and curved hips? 576 more words

Thoughts

Looking for love? Could you win this Naga's heart?

“Greetings; I am called Nabu-ekhi-erba. I am a handsome naga in his prime, who is skilled in arts of magic…and in the magic art wooing. 206 more words

Classifieds

Dating Disaster

Dating is not exactly complicated. It is quite simple. You meet up, you talk, you gauge each other, and then you decide what happens after. What makes it complicated is the expectations we put on it. 898 more words

About Me

English as a second language

I get a lot of these emails where the person appears to be a US Citizen and claims that English is their first language.  The profile of this online dating site user even said he had a college degree. 129 more words

Crazy Letters

The Woman Who Taught Me I Was Good For Everything But Loving

She kissed the back of my neck as we rode the Ortega Highway on my motorcycle. She had asked me to take my jacket off. The reason why was unclear to me, but as we rode, it made perfect sense. 1,276 more words

I'm guessing he is Nigerian

Again, the phonetic spelling in this online dating email I received cracks me up.

“KUEEN SHEBA – UR BEAUTY MAKES I SPIRIT DEW BAC FLIP WIT JOY – STAY SWEET LIKE HONEY – BIG UPS – MUCH LOVE”

Crazy Letters

We write as we speak

This online dating email came from a man in Kentucky.  He apparently spells phonetically.  He is indeed a god “fairing” man.

“Hey, how are you doing?sincerely you have a lovely profile and a cute pics up there, i am not prude but believe the same rules apply when introducing yourself on-line as apply in real world, i am not here to start any conversation with lurid or explicit sexual description, i am a God fairing man,and i would really love to get to know you more better, hope to hear from you.”

Crazy Letters