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Welcome nobs who donate... Oh no, not the duvet kids! ...Meat ram bulges chainlink...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 1 year ago: Lord Bathgate’s family will be visiting Snaffley School on Whores’ Day to inspect the latest display … more →

Tags: Hard Dog, hardened hot dog, hot dog ram, meat ram, Fencing, Healthy Kids, cream-free doughnut, duvet kids, wearing duvet

Nobility limb-rant mars life for all at Snaffley...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 1 year ago: Lord Bathgate went total nuts at Snaffley School in a leg-related tirade. He donated his legs to the … more →

Tags: Aggressive Manner, agressive leg waving, Bathgate, Crazy Times, curriculum, donated limbs, legs, NEGATIVE BODY LANGUAGE, nuts

More parts from the Bathgates... Ape owner owns up... Good night bombing...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 1 year ago: Lady Bathgate will be donating her ear lobes still with some valuable diamond ear-rings attached to … more →

Tags: Bombing, ear lobes, Monkey, -BatO-, owning monkey, possession of monkey, lady bathgate, bodyparts of nobility, diamond ear rings

Swinging pupil wins banana... Generous Lord supplies 'organ' cabinet... Wall-words support scapegoat pony...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 1 year ago: A student at Wazz College has won an award for ‘tree-swinging’ in a national competition. Lord Bathg … more →

Tags: sacked horse, Monkey, tree-swinging, award, awarded for swinging, secure cabinet, Noble body parts, donated body bits, strange graffiti

Lobe relief...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 1 year ago: Relief at Snaffley School after the generous gift of Lord Bathgate’s ear lobes which had previously … more →

Tags: burnt lobes, eaten ear lobes, ear lobes as food, dinner ladies arse, arse, sweat arse, sweat and static, static power, Static Charge

Where dey go? ... Pot girl 'lucky'... No money for drudge armour...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 1 year ago: Trouble at Snaffley School after the generous gift of Lord Bathgate’s ear lobes has gone missing, pr … more →

Tags: aluminium carapaces, BTF, building things for the future, Dinner Ladies, dinner lady armour, donated ear parts, ear lobes, Funding, missing lobes

Ghost snapped by quick-witted wazzer... Cheers ears... Dirt on Tawsy legend to receive airing...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 1 year ago: A student at Wazz College has won a national photography competition for photographing a live ghost. … more →

Tags: Ghosts, tawsy boys, Donations, Ears, Pamphlets, Sub Cultures, Youth Culture, lobes, ear lobes

More legs for Snaffley... Too many turds in sand... Pizza nutters spread laughs...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 1 year ago: Snaffley School have gratefully received a pledge of servants’ legs from Lord Bathgate. ‘They will b … more →

Tags: Comedy, Turds, sand pit, legs, donated limbs, Laughter, Pizza, stepladders, Duffy

Don't eat the 'roo... 'Go' stopped... Ta for the pins m'lord...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 2 years ago: An outbreak of food poisoning has hit Danvishes Jam Academy. Experts in poisoned kangaroo burgers ha … more →

Tags: legs, donated limbs, servants' legs, kangaroo meat, poisoned meat, food poisoning, Go, Games, cancelled human games

Thanks for the legs... Fat men patsy band for mad prank-happy evil genius... Poet makes kid sick with volume...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 2 years ago: Lord Bathgate has donated his servants’ legs to Snaffley School. Although the legs are currently bei … more →

Tags: fat men, Zebedee Atrocius, Neal Eggstrung, tibet, free tibet, Protests, vomiting student, St Glum, legs

Barncock Blank liar... Bathgate legs missing again... Goodlay to goose gangs...

chalkboardchestnuts wrote 2 years ago: The Head of Barncock Primary has revealed that his revelation about once appearing on Blankety Blank … more →

Tags: Retirement, legs, donated legs, Blankety Blank, Lying, Colombia, gangs, Gang Warfare, Miss Goodlay


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