Saint Nick

I feel bad for Santa Claus. With the upcoming stress this winter, I can see his beard all scrambled up. Good thing he has all those strippers dancing on candy canes to calm him. And his elves? Sometimes I wonder if Santa is a pedophile. He watches children while they’re sleeping and writes down if they were being “naughty.” It’s mistaken that he gives coal to “naughty” boys. Rather, he gives coal to disobedient naughty children and gives presents to naughty obedient boys as well as presents that corrupt little good boys. His method of deciding this is this:

Santa utilizes the criterion, "is it pedobear approved?"

Furthermore, his helpers are elves – way shorter than him. Due to child labor laws, which he would prefer younger servants, he had to instead hire people that would compensate for the loss of children by being a bunch of midgets, who are incredibly ugly and look like monsters that came out of the 300 movie. I can imagine the sexual abuse that happens in his factory, despite the elf disgusting aesthetic.

Don’t be surprised when you open up a present under your phallic Christmas tree that contains a sexually suggestive letter from Santa attached to a “pen” that looks like a dildo. Since Santa knows children love to bite on the tip of styli, like pens. He actually observes this all year round. Or if you see an odd present of various metal balls lined up with each other.

This is sufficient reason to believe that Santa is a Coca Cola sponsored BDSM homosexual pedophilic furry. BDSM and furry because he loves to whip his reindeer as he be ridin’ them, too.

Santa’s political views are strictly socialist/communist.

So he’s a socialist/communist BDSM homosexual pedophilic furry.

He was also once used in a political cartoon to note the power of erectile dysfunctional individuals in the U.S. government, for which the Washington Monument is dedicated to, asserting hope for them.

Kids, Santa’s real. Adults just think, after they see Santa in the act while you lay in bed unconscious, that keeping you ignorant from his existence is protecting you. For example, now adults more often set fire to their chimneys instead of having them off for Santa (the fact that Santa uses the chimney is also evidence of his phallus-fetish).

They also do the shopping themselves instead, which is why you’ve most likely not seen Santa Claus visit you at night to caress your genitals. He wants your cookies, and he wants your milk spilled all over him.

But don’t worry. It’ll all be made up for by the gift you get the following morning.

Instead of Santa Claus getting me presents, I got myself a present; in fact, before Christmas (so he has no pretext to visit my house).

This was actually a long while ago last week. So this post is pretty late. But I think it was last Saturday, I traveled, with my mom and dad, to J&R (whatever that means?), to the “computer world” section. If you have read any of my earlier post, which you probably haven’t, I’ve already talked about my sucky computer monitor. Well, it was shitty enough so that we thought of kicking it outta the house. And we eventually did that. But before doing that, anyhow, we were looking around J&R’s Computer World store, and there were a lot of really good computer monitors, but we came with the anticipation, due to our Uncle’s insistence, to buy an Acer monitor, 23 inches horizontally (longer than Santa), its width about half of that. Not only that, it’s high resolution, HD. Which is completely amazing; I could watch Santa Exploitations all day. And it has great quality, with a 2 ms (millisecond) refresh rate, or “response time.” The design version is H243H.

Because high quality shit is high quality.

So, that’s pretty awesome. Everything feels much smoother, what Santa would say about an infant’s skin. But what good is a computer monitor that’s so friggin’ high quality with antiquated stone henge paper-archival fire-run technology? So, guess what? (What?)

I’m planning to update my whole system. No, it’s not going to be very cheap. Especially in this economy, of course. But if I can, I will give all effort to updating the whole thing. I plan on changing basic components of my PC, though, not buying a whole new PC. I find it cheaper if I just update individual components. Doing so, I’m going to lose some information – but then that’s what a USB is for.

After that, I plan on installing  Windows 7.

Awesome, no?

I also just recently registered to Imageshack, due to its design and graphics quality. It’s definitely faster and more usable than Photobucket, in my opinion. But maybe that’s due to my computer compatibility? I don’t know.

Also, I want to promote this forum to anyone reading this.

And I just discovered that there are such things as Tablet PCs and Media Center PCs, which also look pretty cool as well. I seriously think I’m going to start becoming a computer aficionado – I’m certainly close to it. Or perhaps I already am. Who knows?

But, recently, all I’ve been having is school. Same old, same old. But it turns out my counselor for high school stuff suggested I send in an application for Columbia Secondary, a progressivist-constructivist public school, the least funded around here (apparently).

It looks quite interesting, especially with their unique curriculum, which contains a required philosophy course and the like. Not what I would expect from a public school. Neither does it’s impression match the character of a public school. An exception? I don’t know. But I decided to send in an application. As I have for several other high schools, of which I will choose thereafter getting the results. Thus, sending in an application is a trivial stage of the whole process. The real significant one is what high school I will actually be going to.

Columbia Secondary

It’s also in partnership with Columbia University, the university Obama came out of, which is actually private.

I present Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman:

Seriously you name it he’s made it awesome.

Sesame Street, harold & kumar, the emmys, Adverts, the Emmy’s again, musicals, cartoons, cartoon musicals,

PsychoAngerAngelShadows627 just can’t let it go. It’s amusing really. So, I have to post this. Everything in bold is what he had on his Last.fm ‘about me’ section, and everything under it is from yours truly. Try not to laugh too hard (( although, you probably won’t. I mean, I don’t even think it was good enough )).

“And my rant WAS NOT ABOUT YOU!!!
* Nor did your friend Erik kill himself.

Goddamn girl get over yourself.
* But, why? You’re feeding my ego. You’re giving me the attention so why not embrace it?

You ain’t worth shit to me, well at one point I considered you a friend until you went on and on about my rant.
* You ain’t worth shit to me either, dumb-fuck. So whatcha, point? I never considered you a friend though. I can’t consider or friend someone who is a major psycho. I went on and on about your rant because regardless of wtf you say, it was directed at me so, get the fuck over yourself .

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS!!! A FUCKING RANT!!!
You can stop with caps, I know how to read. And it WAS rant… for ME. Refer to this section (( from my original thread I left you )) for more information:

“A rant is something a person posts about whatever. For me, things that I’m sick of and or hate. I’m also the type of person who uses words (( for example; rusty nails )) to get my point across. It’s called a rhetorical statement. And that’s where it ends. It’s words. Also, when someone rants on a message board, it’s not open for other people to contribute to it. It’s for people to either comment or not. If you felt the need to post your “hate rant”, there’s a button that says “New Post” that you use. Are you following me? Good. I mean, you should… considering you’re a 26 year old. Unless that was a lie, too”

Next.

But ok, you want to think its about you cause your so special eveyone should be thinking about you.
* You’ve proven my point. You ARE thinking about me, considering you spent / took the time out of your pathetic life to write about… well, me. I’m flattered, really, but I’d rather it be from someone who is important to me.

And you want to talk about demented
* Well, I am replying to you.

your “in love” with a chick, SHE HAS A BF, GET OVER IT AND FIND SOMEONE IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!
* o_O. I am? Oh, Patty. LUL. No, really. LUL.

Oh, is it because my last.fm says I’m in love with another woman, and then that I’m married to Patty on MSN? Or maybe because her and I both said that on here?

Again, LUL.

No, really. I’m luling because you’re grasping onto anything to try and win and stay on top. You know, you knew us since the end of November, and think you know everything. Well, dick-face, let me explain how this situation works.

Yeah, I love Patty to death because / & she’s my best friend. You’re right though, I am in love (( and I know that you’re using what I said in the Celebs: if they were fat thread against me )) but it’s with a woman, in my town, who I know, who’s name is T, and… check this out… in real life. I know right? I bet that’s surprising, ain’t it?

Anyone who ‘falls in love’ online is pathetic and has issues. Oh wait… did that feel like you were punched in the face? I mean, after all when you had your PsychoDouche last.fm, you had a girlfriend who was electronic. Ahh, well. Maybe you should take that advice? Or maybe you were talking about yourself? Go find a chick who isn’t made out of pixels. Seriously, try it out, it’s a lot of fun.

Oh yeah, only an idiot would actually take “And it’s an MSN marriage seriously”. LMAO LMAO LMAOL LMAO AJLKFDSJFDSFDKSLDS. <— that’s what you make me do

& So you know, check this out from my blog; “Oh yeah, and I’ve fallen hard for another woman ♥♥. She knows who she is. (( Oh hey, no, it’s not Patty. ))”

I do so love drama
* Apparently. *rolls eyes*

I do so love being the center of attention.
* o_O. You really ARE sick. But if it’s your thing to be the center of the attention because someone is trying to show people who you really are, especially when you fantasize / make up stories about fathers raping their children…

That means I OWN YOU and I win.
* And the fact that you deleted your last.fm account after I posted the proof that you’re a pathological liar proves that I OWN YOU and I win.

My past is REAL
* Everyone has a past, duh. But I’m not so sure everything you said WAS real.

the PsychoAngel is DEAD
* I’m gonna play along here… if I were friends with you, I would had killed myself too.

those weren’t lies
* exhibit a:
AngerShadowsMe wrote:
2 minutes ago

Yes you do know me. I went under a different name. But changes in life dictated that there needed to be a change on here as well. I used to be an “Angel”…..

exhibit b:

and the suicide was ALMOST real
* Pathoooooooo. You just said *he* “WAS” dead, but now it’s only ALMOST real? So, is he almost dead or something? Err.

but remember what you said, “what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” and stronger I am, oh yes indeed…..
* No, what I said was this, and I quote, “Whatever you were going through, only makes you stronger.” I didn’t say ‘whatever the fuck doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger, yo.” So, get your “quotes” right.

There are to many sensitive people on this site
* Yeah, we know you are. Hence you’re gone. LOL !

hahahahaha..
*mwahahaha. stfu.

to many crybabies
* It’s “too”. Do you need spelling lessons too?

and its ok for them to treat people like shit but when it happens to them they cry foul.
* Who’s doing that? Besides you, of course…

Stop treating me like shit and I won’t treat you like shit.
* From what I see, you haven’t treated anyone like shit. You have made Patty & myself epicly lul at your ignorance though.

Buck up and stop being so fucking sensitive and grow a pair for pete’s sake.
* Yeah, why don’t you Erik. Or Christian. Or Anything else you’ll think up.

I never said being my friend was easy and I have always said I’m a bastard, deal or leave.
* Well, we didn’t even want to be your friend in the first place so lucky us. And, I know you said that. On your psychoangel mb account. CRACKER JUST GOT OWNED. … Again.

welcome to my wicked and twisted soirre. Its sure to be a “blast.”
* I don’t wanna be welcomed, kthnx. && We knew there was something up with you. Even more so now with your use of quotations. Fucker face.

I’m sure you have a lot of questions.

WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

Calm down there, sparky. o_o It’s just a blog.

BUT ACCURACY WHAT IS THIS YOU POMPOUS LITTLE

Yeah, it’s a bit overblown, but it was hard to find a title for it that was any more accur–precise. 

HOW CAN YOU ASSURE ACCURACY ISN’T THAT A BIT PRESUMPTUOUS

Well, um, yes, it is. So, disclaimer here: it’s a breakdown of the lyrics by my standards and my rules, which, admittedly, will be entirely subjective. I might even make up rules and change them as I go along, and–gasp!–my methods might evolve! So this is me, not guaranteeing consistency, but promising I’ll try.

WELL WHAT ABOUT YOUR SELECTION OF MUSIC ARE YOU GOING TO BLOG ABOUT EVERYTHING IN EVERY GENRE MADE BY EVERY ARTIST EVER WELL ARE YOU HUH HUH HUH

Nnnnnnnno. In fact, I might not even get to every favorite song of mine in the time that I do this, so you can likely forget about your own favoritest tunes. This blog is mostly reserved for the songs that most of your actual proper lyric sites have failed to document properly, usually because the artists and/or songs are relatively obscure. 

Also, the songs I choose will be limited to the songs I know and love, especially in the beginning of this site (unless I magically gain a following, in which case I will (maybe) happily take requests from the audience). But be forewarned, because…

WAIT IT’S NOT JUST YOU POSTING LYRICS WHAT THE DEUCE

Well, I didn’t think it’d be that much of a blog if it was just me putting up lyrics, hand-adjusted and researched they might be. So I’m also including embedded audio/video/both where available, along with a short paragraph (or essay) about my magical thoughts and feelings about the song in question. And, if I end up doing requests, there may very well be some songs that I do just for the chance to be scathing and/or lulzy. Gotta mix it up around here, y’know? 

WAIT DON’T YOU HAVE A DEEP FONDNESS FOR INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC WHAT ABOUT THAT

Why yes I do, you suddenly-considerate darling! For that, I’ve already conceived of the poorly-named Wordless Wednesdays, where I’ll feature tracks with no lyrics (or very few). I was debating this one, considering the name of the blog and all, but I love that stuff too much to skip out on the chance to bring it to higher prominence. 

SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PICK WHICH SONGS TO DO FIRST AND STUFF

The Random function on Windows Media Player and pure whimsy, really. The hardest part will be picking the first song to do (I lied. The hardest part will be figuring out a good posting schedule). 

WELL I STILL DON’T LIKE YOUR BLOG

Then on with’ye, laddy. On with ye.

i saw this over at Joystiq and just HAD to re-post it. if youre going to make a Streetfighter live action movie, THIS is what it should be like.

LOL! the part where bison just explodes made me laugh really hard.

By Hans Wuerflein

As Jason Lee’s character Brodie said in Mallrats, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by Sega.”  Although times and consoles have changed, the sentiment remains the same.

It looks like British tennis star Andy Murray should have heeded those words.

British tabloids are reporting that Murray’s girlfriend Kim Sears dumped him after she got tired of Murray spending about seven hours a day playing Modern Warfare 2.

Tough break man.  But I can’t really blame him though.  You have to do something to shake off the stress of an entire country counting on you to bring them back to prominence in a sport they invented.

Saudi floods kill 77 while Muslims perform hajj
Article: Yahoo!News

Muslim pilgrims holding white umbrellas against the blazing sun clambered up a rocky desert hill for prayers Thursday during the annual hajj, a day after torrential rains that killed at least 77 people.

Flooding from the unusually heavy downpours hit hardest in the Red Sea coastal city of Jiddah, about 40 miles (60 kilometers) away from the holy city of Mecca and its surrounding sacred sites where the 3 million Muslims from around the world were performing the rites of the pilgrimage.

Most of the deaths occurred in the shantytowns around Jiddah and along the main highway to Mecca, populated by poorer, foreign immigrants who work in the city as drivers, construction workers and domestic help. Streets were swamped with water, some houses collapsed and mudslides took place, Civil Defense officials said.

It did not immediately appear that any pilgrims were among the dead. Jiddah’s civil defense chief Capt. Abdullah al-Amri said 21 of the victims were identified as Saudis and the rest were believed to be residents of Saudi Arabia.

Wednesday’s downpours snarled the opening day of the hajj, drenching pilgrims and knocking out roads that caused epic traffic jams as the faithful tried to make their way to the holy sites. The rains, if they continue as meteorologists predict, could raise safety hazards — particularly the perennial danger of deadly stampedes, since a trip-up on slippery walkways could lead to people getting trampled in crowds.

But skies cleared for most of Thursday, and the heat rose. The umbrellas that protected pilgrims from the rain now were shades from the hot sun as they conducted their rituals in the desert plateau of Mount Arafat, about 12 miles (20 kilometers) east of Mecca.

The site is where Islam’s Prophet Muhammad delivered his farewell sermon. The huge crowds of faithful climbed up the Mountain of Mercy, a rocky hill at Arafat, and prayed for God’s forgiveness of their sins in what Muslims consider the spiritual high point of the pilgrimage.

Dear God allah, PLZ FORGIV US OF OUR SINZ! WE R GUD PPL! LULZ.

Mohammed Ismail, a 51-year-old Syria who has lived the Saudi capital for the past 15 years, brought his wife and two young sons for the hajj, and Wednesday night they slept in their car at Arafat before performing the rites.

“You can’t really describe the feeling of being at hajj and being so close to so many Muslims. It’s so happy,” he said, sitting on a straw mat by the roadside with his family, eating oranges. “The heat and the crowds can be difficult, but hajj is a difficulty, it’s not supposed to be easy.”

At the Mountain of Mercy, men in the white robes that males are required to wear and women in headscarves called out in prayer, and some prostrated at the foot of the mountain. In the tent city around the site, tired families took shelter in the shade of cars and buses or napped.

In the evening, the vast sea of people headed toward the next stage of the pilgrimage,the nearby plains of Muzdalifah. Tens of thousands of buses, SUVs, and cars jammed the road, while flocks of pilgrims walked across the barren landscape, carrying their belongings.

At Muzdalifah, the faithful pick stones to use in the ritual that begins Friday, the symbolic stoning of the devil. At the nearby valley of Mina, they pelt stones at three walls representing Satan in a rejection of temptation.

The first day of stoning also marks the start of the Islamic holiday of Eid al-Adha, or feast of sacrifice, when Muslims around the world slaughter sheep and cattle in remembrance of Abraham’s near-sacrifice of his son. The stoning lasts three days until the end of hajj on Sunday.

Saudi Arabia’s biggest worry for months ahead of the hajj has been swine flu. The pilgrimage is one of the most crowded events in the world, with masses of Muslims from every corner of the globe packed shoulder to shoulder in prayers and rites — a perfect incubator for the virus, according to epidemiologists.

The Saudi government has been working with the United States’ Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to set up clinics and take precautions to stem any outbreak.

The rains came as an added difficulty.

It often rains in Mecca and Jiddah during the winter months, but Wednesday’s downpour was the heaviest in years during the hajj. Jiddah was swamped with 2.76 inches (7 centimeters) of rain, more than it would normally get in an entire year, according to Dale Mohler, senior meteorologist at the Web site AccuWeather.com.

At Anime USA we were partying in our hotel room and there was a documentary on the tv about REAL LIFE VAMPIRE or as I like to call them…..lonely gothic virgins LOL. Also when did it become a rule that to be a vampire you had to go to eurotrash S&M rave parties?! When did that become a thing?! Honestly I was raised on movies like Lost Boys… when vampires were still kick ass!

Here is a video by Kasabian called Vlad The Impaler to keep this post from being completely fucking lame LOL

MOAR REAL VAMPIRES ON THE TYRA SHOW UNDER THE CUT LOL

Üdv fiúk és lányok, a Revoblog első helyezett lett a versenyen. Köszönöm mindenkinek a lelkes támogatást!
Gratulálok a kiesőknek is, többek közt a gót lánynak, az emó fiúnak, és Irsa Janinak, kemény verseny volt. (Csak hülyéskedek, szeretlek mindannyiótokat.)
Banzai!

ZENÉT!

Nagyjából ez az állás. Ugye Nika is meghalt már? (A bogarak szedték szét, ha jól emlékszem. De javítsatok ki ha tévednék. Mao maccsnak meg a teste halt csak meg, szóval azért húztam ki, de Petya még él. Ví.)

A mostani epizód egyébként egész jó volt, bár azt hittem Hei visszanyerte az erejét, mert sokat zabált a vonaton, de asszem mégsem. Vagy nem is tudom.

Tanya meg meghótt. Ódalbalőtte Suou mégiscsak életben lévő tesója. Ugyanolyan tanküteggel (vagy mivel) mint amivel Suou nyomul. Interesting.

No, és kik térnek vissza a következő részben?

A mai rész nem szólt másról mint a leszbikus csókokról, tapizásról, szexről, de nagyon poén volt, szénné röhögtem magam komolyan. EPIC.
Durva képposzt, alant!