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Machete Kills

Sometimes, the only thing better than a laughably terrible movie, is a movie that is intentional laughably terrible. Like Machete Kills. Danny Trejo stars in this movie is our badass-turned-spy who is trying to stop a missile being launched. 150 more words

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Obama Skips Texas Border Visit Endorses A Womens Right To Choose

President Barack Obama is refusing to visit the turbulent U.S.-Mexican border, where a flood of illegal immigrants continues to overwhelm the region. Instead, Obama will visit the home of Austin-based filmmaker Robert Rodriguez this week as part of a trio of Texas fundraisers. 114 more words

Machete Kills (2013)

After his girlfriend (Jessica Alba) and fellow agent is killed, ex-federale and Mexican legend Machete (Danny Trejo) returns to help the President of the United States (Carlos Estevez a.k.a. 548 more words

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Like minds: Obama and Rodriguez

Officially, President Choom is coming to Austin next week to raise yet more money for his political party, which is seeking re-election despite intentional policies that are prolonging the worst economy since the 1930s. 208 more words

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William H. Macy Joins Mel Gibson in the 'Blood Father'

William H. Macy has signed on to play opposite Mel Gibson in  Jean-Francois Richet’s film ‘Blood Father’. ‘Blood Father’ is a Taken style film in which Gibson plays an Ex-Con who has to reconnect with his 16 year-old wayward daughter to protect her from drug dealers. 86 more words

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Review: Machete kills

Note: this review isnt written by the angry geek writer. Its written by his Testosterone

GOD THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!
the explosion, the blood, the gore, the women, danny trejo. 312 more words

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Machete Kills


Year: 2013
Play time: 107 min
Film genre: Action,Comedy,Crime
Rating: Users rated this 5.8/10 (27,435 votes)

Directed – Directed by Robert Rodriguez. With Danny Trejo, Alexa PenaVega, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba. 541 more words

Comedy