Chester Gould en su estudio.

Un día como hoy pero de 1900, nace Chester Gould, creador de  “Dick Tracy“, Murió  el 11 de mayo de 1985. Dick Tracy fue creado en 1931, inicialmente impreso en el Chicago Tribune, posteriormente, publicándose en infinidad de diarios por todo el mundo. La última tira original se publicó en 1972.

Dick Tracy ha tenido varias adaptaciones a otros medios, Radio en 1937 y 1939, y cine en 1937. Hace ya casí 20 años se realizó una adaptación cinematográfica por parte de Warren Beatty, con Maddonna y Al Pacino compartiendo los estelares. De hecho esta cinta desató hace poco una polémica por los derechos del personaje.

As botas over-the-knee são tendência forte desta estação no hemisfério norte e vêm com tudo no nosso próximo inverno. Tendência bem perigosa pra quem não tem sample size…

Essas do Louboutin foram usadas pela Madonna – com um vestido Balmain – no clipe Celebration e pela Kate Moss em editorial da Vogue francesa de outubro. Também há uma versão ankle boot. As longas já estão sold-out no site net-a-porter.com, que cobrava US$ 1.995 pelo par.

Cougar é mulher que pega cara novo. É uma descrição crua, mas é isso mesmo. É uma gíria que colou nos Estados Unidos. Maddona, com seu Jesus brasileiro, é cougar. Demi Moore, com seu marido 20 anos mais novo, é cougar. Jennifer Aniston, com seu namorado que parece ter saído há pouco dos escoteiros, é cougar. Neocougar, a rigor, porque antes namorara caras da mesma idade. Martina Navratilova, com sua mulher russa de fazer bispo chutar poste, é cougar.

O Brasil é rico em mulheres cougars. Ana Maria Braga é a matriarca delas, e Suzanne Vieira  a mártir. Marília Gabriela talvez tenha sido a pioneira.  Há muitas outras. De uma delas, que me pediu anônimato, recebi uma carta que gostaria de compartilhar:

“Fabio. Posso te chamar assim? Me sinto amiga sua porque leio você desde os tempos em que você seria meu target. Não quero parecer grosseira, mas não é mais. Você ficou velho para mim. Homem enrugado, e não estou falando apenas de você, não me entenda mal, é homem morto para mim. Talvez eu abrisse uma exceção para o Dr. House, mas para o Bruce Willys não. Muito menos para o Jack Nicholson, porque a coisa mais chocante sexualmente para uma mulher (ou fêmea, como notei que você gosta de escrever, seu danadinho) é um Viagra ou Cialis nas mãos de um homem. Devia ser proibido o doping no sexo, como é no esporte.

Tenho dinheiro, é verdade. Sou VP de RH de uma multinacional. Carro da empresa, bônus, aquela história toda. A idade não conto, porque eu me sentiria tentada a mentir. Acho graça ver todas aquelas idades de mentira na Caras e nas colunas sociais. Por que só saio com homens novos desde que me divorciei, depois de 17 anos de casamento em que só cometi adultério na imaginação enquanto meu marido poderia encher uma lista telefônica com os nomes das pxxxs com as quais me enganou? Porque:

1) Têm senso de humor.

2) Não se queixam da vida como os homens velhos.

3) Têm espírito de aventura. Topam escalar uma montanha dormindo numa barraca enquanto homens velhos só aceitam hotéis estrelados.

4) Mexem com facilidade e graça no computador, uma máquina que faz os homens velhos parecerem mais velhos ainda ao pedir ajuda o tempo inteiro por causa de alguma coisa que não entenderam.

5) Não têm cabelo no nariz.

6) Não ouvem Frank Sinatra, Beatles (sei que você gosta, desculpa) e outros sons da Antiguidade.

7) Dançam.

8  ) Não reclamam de dores reumáticas e nem do frio ou do calor.

9) Sabem menos que eu, o que me dá poder.

10) Não falam de política e nem de economia.

11) Na cama, fazem coisas que  meu ex-marido nem sabe que existem.

12, 13 e 14) Provocam uma pxxx inveja nas minhas amigas.

15) Não roncam.

Ah, Fabio, se você tivesse 15 anos menos… Mas o mundo não é perfeito.

Beijos

Gabriela

Não é o nome verdadeiro, é claro. O codinome Gabriela é uma homenagem a Gabriela, Cravo e Canela, um livro de Jorge Amado que está ali na estante. Sou um admirador de Jorge Amado, o maior escritor brasileiro depois de Machado de Assis, e Gabriela é um de meus romances prediletos. Recomendo vivamente. Também admiro Tom Wesselman, pintor que retratou magistralmente o sorriso da Mulher Cougar, na imagem que ilustra este texto.

E a nossa Gabriela, a mulher cougar que optou, racionalmente, pelos homens sem cabelo no nariz e sem Cialis? Tenho minhas opiniões, mas me deu uma certa preguiça agora — e é por coisas assim que não sou ‘target’ das cougars, como ficou explícito — e queria ouvir as de vocês primeiro.

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Pop yıldızı Madonna’nın Christian Dior marka altın topuklu ayakkabıları, Roman toplumunun yoksullarına her alanda destek vermek amacıyla kurulan Ovidiu Rom derneğinin bu ay içinde düzenleyeceği hayır gecesinde satışa sunulacak.

It was very late at night, the clock read 10 pm. Suddenly my phone rings. Usually I only attend to personal calls at this hour.

Gisele calling !

“Oh No, Not Again!” I said to myself. It was the same girl. She is crazy about me. So I decided to take the call. For the uninitiated, her full name is Gisele Bündchen.

I took the call.

G: Hey Sweety ( Hush voice)… Muaaaaah
Me: Tell me! What do you want? (Rough growling voice)
G: I was just thinking about you
Me: So?
G: Can I come over to your place?
Me: No!
G: Please! I am looking at your photo now
Me: Ok, So?
G: I am going for the Vouge Magazine photoshoot tomorrow. Can I use your photograph in the photoshoot?
Me: Do whatever you want! But don’t trouble me anymore.
G: Thank You! Muaaaaaah
Me: Bang (Call Disconnected)

I checked this month’s Vouge. And I found this!

And this is not the first time something like this has happened. Its only been few days that Paris Hilton was showing all of the world my picture

And also some chicks named Angelina Jolie and Maddona were so desperate to wear T-shirts with my pictures.

These girls na…these people are really crazy about me. I can’t stop them.

Any ideas regarding how to get rid of these chicks?

P.S.: Wonderful and Awesome site this http://www.photofunia.com must tell you!

In 1996 pop singer Madonna has tried in the importance of acting now to film directing in Wallis to clean hands are ready. He produced the film are.

The film is about America’s rich Wallis Simpson, who had been divorced twice and was rejected for whom Edward Attth the throne. The 51-year project for Madonna to take David Tenent and are preparing for CAT Blenchet. According to sources the film’s script has been finalized and shooting is continuing Pleseses looking for.

Film 90 years ago, an elderly woman appears in the scene, who lives alone in his flat. She starts to tell his story to his maid. Further shows that this old lady is Wallis Simpson. The entire film is based on Flasbak.

Michael Jackson’s 51 th birthday to honor him for Madonna on to have a special program. Actually they are organizing a concert, which is dedicated to Michael Jackson. The show is being held in Sofia. Let me tell you that Madonna had her first stage show dedicated to Jackson. It is learned that the concert of Madonna, Michael will also dance and song will chant as dress. Important thing is that supposedly identify the show that Michael Moon walk will also Prform.

London. U.S. pop singer Madonna with her boyfriend recently Luj Jesus could not comfortably romantic dinner because people in restaurants to get a glimpse of her lying Umd.

Mirror according to the news of the Italian Riviera resort town Potrefino Madonna celebrates the holiday that he’s sincere desire to dinner with Jesus in a romantic resort. Madonna celebrated her 51 th birthday in the resort. As Madonna and Jesus began to dinner, there to take the pop singer’s autograph were Umd.

Therefore, neither Madonna nor the fans could have dinner could not give the autograph. One person said there with her boyfriend to dinner at a time when many people are staring at you, then hardly be a romantic date with Madonna wants, but what happened that day.

After giving up her fight for new African Child Madge looks elsewhere
Madonna is a new legal fight today as Unreal Magazine can reveal she has applied for a visa for a 65 year old Gambian man. Ayo Akibeni who measures up at just 3’10’ has become her latest target. Unable to take back a new African Child with her Madonna,  is said to have seen Mr. Akibeni when shopping in one of her favourite villages. Mr Akibeni was unable to comment but her brother has been quoted as saying ‘’She just came and took him, she said because he was an orphan she could offer him a better life, she didn’t seem to mind that he had over 16 grandchildren himself.  He was very confused, she asked him to change into the clothes of a small child which he did after much convincing and a large briefcase, he was took into her tour bus and nobody has seen him since’’.  Madonna was unable to comment.

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Cererea de adoptie a Maddonei a fost respinsa..Un judecator din statul Malawi a respins cererea de adoptie depusa de Madonna. Aceasta s-a infuriat foarte tare si a facut deja recurs. Mercy James are 4 anisori si ar fi fost al doilea copil pe care starul il adopta din Malawi.
Pana si guvernul din acest stat a fost de partea cantaretei, ceea ce e si normal, sunt aproape 2 milioane de orfani in statul Malawi care au nevoie de ajutor, deci cum naiba a ajuns judecatorul la aceasta decizie? simplu..cik vedeta nu ar avea rezidenta permanenta in…. Malawi… (ce de rahat)
Pai acum spuneti si voi…ce parere aveti fratilor despre asta?…copiii mor de foame din cauza saraciei…si ei gasesc motive stupide pentru a respinge cererile de adoptie…

March 24 (Bloomberg) — Alex Rodriguez said the other 103 Major League Baseball players who tested positive in 2003 for performance-enhancing drugs shouldn’t be identified.

The New York Yankees’ third baseman, a three-time American League Most Valuable Player, said last month that he took illegal substances from 2001-03. His admission came after Sports Illustrated reported he failed a test during the 2003 season.

Personally, since the Yankee’s got this idiot, after a lifetime of being a Yankee fan, I can honestly state this ass clown sucks raw eggs. This guy is a absolute head case. If it were not for growing up a hour and a half from Yankee Stadium and loving the Yankees…well to be honest..this guy is the Babe Ruth curse in reverse… For our sakes hopefully he will fall down a flight of stairs.

SWAPPING SPIT WITH THIS WASHED UP BRAIN  DRAIN  MADONNA HAS NOT HELPED THE GUY EITHER.

Welcome to crapsville, thank god for Jeter!

On the lighter side of things, Flo Rida’s “Right Round” topped the 1 million mark in paid downloads in just its second week of release, which made it the fastest million-selling download ever. This new record took three weeks off the old record, which was set in November by “Live Your Life” by T.I., featuring Rihanna, who has been all over the news lately due to her incident with Chris Brown, rather than being in the news for another release of another great song.

The song “Right Round” made its debut with 636,000 downloads, which was by far the biggest one-week total ever. So far this week, it has sold 460,000 downloads, which makes it the third highest one-week total ever. Wouldn’t you know it? Flo Rida’s previous smash “Low” (featuring T-Pain), which sold 467,000 downloads during Christmas week 2007, comes in second. It is a well-known fact that Flo Rida doesn’t get anywhere near the mainstream media exposure that Kanye West or Lil Wayne do, but on the face of the just quoted numbers, it stands to reason that he would receive a deservedly higher media profile.

We have seen the record for fastest-selling download being broken has several times during the past year. First it was Usher’s “Love In This Club” featuring Young Jeezy, which set a record when it went over the 1 million mark in its seventh week in April. It was soon broken It was soon broken by Maddona’s “4 Minutes” featuring Justin Timberlake. It topped the mark in just six weeks, two weeks after Usher. It seems as if the 1 million copies downloaded in the first week will be accomplished soon, especially when a song with high demand is released.

For TicosLand.com in Costa Rica, this is a sign that not all is gloom and doom in the economy. People are still willing to pay for quality music and records are being broken.

Eastwood’s latest is, at minimum, 65% comedy.  I see no possible way this film could have ever been set up as another Dirty Harry sequel.   It is a very good film, but not quite at the level of Million Dollar Baby or Mystic River.  Very good but not deserving of Oscar consideration. 7/10

Also, Madonna IS the next Dirty Harry…

(OLF News, November 8, 2008): Widespread arrest of Oromos in Finfinnee (Addis Ababa) and other parts of Oromia continued, this time targeting women, including a 3-year-old child, OLF News correspondent reported from Finfinnee.

Among several women who were apprehended from their homes and work places in Finfinnee on November 4 and 5, 2008, by the government “security” forces that wear plain cloth are:

1. Mrs. Asaadaa Imaanaa,
2. Mrs. Caaltuu Taakkalaa,
3. Mrs. Urgee Abbabaa fi
4. Mrs. Dirribee (Boontuu) Ittaanaa.

Particularly, Mrs. Urgee Abbabaa is reported to have been arrested with all her family: her brother Darguu, her husband Girmaa and more shockingly, with her three year old child. It is clear that the above named women and many others are now being tortured and brutalized by the inhuman TPLF forces in detention centers. This is a continuation of the current wave of arrest of the Oromo people by the regime in power, as reported by OLF News and many other media outlets, including TPLF government controlled media.

It is also to be recalled that OLF News has reported that, on October 30, 2008 the TPLF forces have arrested a prominent Oromo TV journalist Mrs. Lalisee Wadaajoo, the wife of Mr. Dhaabasa Wakjira a journalist himself detained for three years and now forced to flee the empire and became a refugee. As we have reported earlier, Mrs. Wadaajoo have been denied visit of her relatives which only strengthened the suspicion that she must have been severely brutalized in prison. Particularly from the latest report, which indicates that, the lawyer of Mrs. Wadaajoo was turned down and even intimidated when he attempted to visit her on November 3, 2008. 

Meanwhile, our reporter from Finfinnee added that currently an intense search operation of alleged weapons is underway by the TPLF Federal Police and the army, on vehicles and ordinary pedestrians in the capital. The search operation is particularly intense in parts of the city where Oromos live in greater numbers. 

Further more, some Oromo students of the Finfinnee University told our reporter that the TPLF security forces have been searching their sleeping quarters, for allegedly hidden weapons, creating a great fear and frustration in the Oromo students. It is to be recalled that the Wayyaanee government has selectively dismissed 330 Oromo students in 2004 for carrying a peaceful demonstration. Moreover, over the last fifteen or so years, Oromo students learning in universities and higher institutions have been the main target of the TPLF regime, subjected to arbitrary arrest and unlawful dismissal from their respective colleges and denial of certificate after they are graduated.