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<title><![CDATA[There's a thousand yous, there's only one of me.]]></title>
<link>http://zoewrites.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/theres-a-thousand-yous-theres-only-one-of-me/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>zoewrites</dc:creator>
<guid>http://zoewrites.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/theres-a-thousand-yous-theres-only-one-of-me/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This here sums up my 2009 &#8211; it&#8217;s my Christmas round robin and y&#8217;all get a mention]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Madonna: Dolce &amp; Gabbana Spring 2010 Ad Campaign Preview]]></title>
<link>http://andredeveaux.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/madonna-dolce-gabbana-spring-2010-ad-campaign-preview/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>André DeVeaux</dc:creator>
<guid>http://andredeveaux.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/madonna-dolce-gabbana-spring-2010-ad-campaign-preview/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[As I reported a few weeks ago Madonna is the new face for Dolce &amp; Gabbana and these are a previe]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;">As I reported a few weeks ago<strong> Madonna </strong>is the new face for <strong>Dolce &#38; Gabbana</strong> and these are a preview of the shots that will be featured in the new campaign. Shot by Steven Klein, I love how Madonna looks it&#8217;s not even about the clothes for me, the photography and location is just great. For a woman over 50 Madonna provides hope for the masses I love it.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Check out the previews below:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" style="border:0 initial initial;" src="http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p201/DrownedWorld4785/MadonnaVGGallery1.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" width="447" height="311" /></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Photography By: Steven Klein</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>IMG&#124;SOURCE</strong>: Various</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Madonna Takes Lourdes to Nine!]]></title>
<link>http://rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/12/17/madonna-takes-lourdes-to-nine/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Native NYker</dc:creator>
<guid>http://rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/12/17/madonna-takes-lourdes-to-nine/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Mother and Daughter Take in Nine NY Premiere Rob Marshall&#8217;s big screen adaptation of &#8220;Ni]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A Letter From Madonna ]]></title>
<link>http://andredeveaux.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/a-letter-from-madonna/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>André DeVeaux</dc:creator>
<guid>http://andredeveaux.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/a-letter-from-madonna/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  Hello My Friends: Hopefully I got to see many of you on my Sticky &amp; Sweet travels. While I’m h]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><em>Hello My Friends:</em><a href="http://www.absolumentmadonna.fr/en/2009/11/26/news-revolver-icon-guetta-maripol-furtado-williams-glee-and-more/"><br />
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<p>Hopefully I got to see many of you on my Sticky &#38; Sweet travels. While I’m happy to have more time to breathe and sleep, I miss my touring family. Sometimes I have to remember that I won’t be seeing them for afternoon rehearsal and the big show. It was great visiting countries that I’d never been to before and of course returning to lots of my favorite places.</p>
<p>I’ve just finished a script for a film that I hope to make next year. Its working title is W.E. It’s two love stories intertwined together. One is about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor and the other is a fictional story of a woman searching for love. That’s all I am going to reveal at the moment. Stay tuned for further info on this.</p>
<p>I am just back from Malawi and Brazil. Was so exciting to see the results of many of the projects that are underway in Malawi and to see first hand the improvement in the lives of the children that we have all grown to love like family. I’m especially looking forward to watching the building of the Girls Academy which hopefully will give a new meaning to girl power and produce the future leaders of Malawi. Thanks to all of you who contributed n the matching donation program, and feel free to keep helping in any way you can. You will be hearing more about the programs in Brazil in the near future, I look forward to sharing that endeavor with you all.</p>
<p>Earlier this month I got to work with one of my favorite photographers, Steven Klein. We did a photo shoot for the next Dolce &#38; Gabbana women’s campaign &#8211; it’s always an adventure when I work with Steven.</p>
<p>Lastly, thanks to everyone for helping CELEBRATION reach No. 1 in so many countries. It’s a wonderful reminder that my fans continue to celebrate music &#8211; old and new &#8211; and I can continue to inspire people to dance and dream. To quote the great Stevie Wonder from “Sir Duke”, “Music is a world within itself. It’s a language we all understand. You can feel it all over.”</p>
<p>Blessings to all of you</p>
<p>Love Madonna. <a href="http://www.absolumentmadonna.fr/en/2009/11/26/news-revolver-icon-guetta-maripol-furtado-williams-glee-and-more/">[SOURCE]</a></p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align:center;">Aww, I miss Madonna as well, I&#8217;m still listening to her greatest hits CD, while I wait for the tour DVD and a new album  to come out</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>Hurry and<em> Justify My Love </em>Madge</strong><em> </em><em> <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </em></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Madge]]></title>
<link>http://cindyholman.wordpress.com/2009/11/16/madge/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Cindy Holman</dc:creator>
<guid>http://cindyholman.wordpress.com/2009/11/16/madge/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Madge by Stephen Bishop It was 1927 Had the world at my feet A pretty girl on each arm My family was]]></description>
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<p>Madge</p>
<p>by Stephen Bishop</p>
<p>It was 1927<br />
Had the world at my feet<br />
A pretty girl on each arm<br />
My family was so proud of me</p>
<p>I built a lot of buildings<br />
Tore half of &#8216;em down<br />
One by one<br />
They all crumbled just like me<br />
But like a storm in a teacup<br />
Like a smile sent down from heaven<br />
Madge, I loved you then<br />
and I love you now</p>
<p>We ate in the finest restaurants<br />
Had the wealthiest friends<br />
Most of them are gone now<br />
No one left to say, &#8220;I knew you when&#8221;</p>
<p>It seems so long since I&#8217;ve remembered<br />
the girl I used to know<br />
She never saw any of my money<br />
But she watched it come and go</p>
<p>Like a storm in a teacup<br />
like a smile sent down from heaven<br />
Madge I loved you then<br />
and I love you now</p>
<p>They call this place &#8220;Sunnyside&#8221;<br />
But I ain&#8217;t seen the sun<br />
in a long, long time<br />
And my hands don&#8217;t seem too steady now<br />
But they&#8217;re still holding onto you</p>
<p>Madge, she&#8217;s probably married now<br />
in a nice white house<br />
and me I just sit here in by myself<br />
Quiet as a mouse</p>
<p>But I got my TV turned up loud<br />
I&#8217;m not going to hear myself retreat<br />
If only I&#8217;d have kept her<br />
I&#8217;d have stayed on my feet</p>
<p>Like a storm in a teacup<br />
like a smile sent down from heaven<br />
Madge I loved you then and I love you now&#8230;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Apagão 2010]]></title>
<link>http://oldcock.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/apagao-2010/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>old cock</dc:creator>
<guid>http://oldcock.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/apagao-2010/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Folha on line O apagão de ontem, o maior dos últimos dez anos, afetou cerca de 800 cidades, de acord]]></description>
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<p>O apagão de ontem, o maior  dos últimos dez anos, afetou  cerca de 800 cidades, de acordo  com o governo,  em nove Estados e no Distrito  Federal. Apagões não são novidade,  mas o que começou ontem foi o  mais grave e justamente na  área de origem e de domínio da  ministra Dilma Rousseff, ex-ministra de Minas e Energia,  atual chefe da Casa Civil e virtual candidata do PT à Presidência.</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. chupa bando de UFANISTAS analfabetos&#8230;</p>
<p>PS- e a Madonna? <span style="text-decoration:line-through;"></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Wednesday 11th November 2009]]></title>
<link>http://djwanker.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/wednesday-11th-november-2009/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>djwanker</dc:creator>
<guid>http://djwanker.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/wednesday-11th-november-2009/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[            WEDNESDAY 11th NOVEMBER         What an exciting week!   Queued for hours outside Asda f]]></description>
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<strong>WEDNESDAY 11th NOVEMBER</strong></p>
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What an exciting week!<br />
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Queued for hours outside Asda for the midnight release on Monday of the new &#8216;Call of Duty&#8217; computer game just so I could be one of the first to play it.<br />
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Oh hang on &#8211; no I didn&#8217;t. I&#8217;m a sensible grown up. I&#8217;ll leave that geeky bollocks for the utter sad twats. Get a life.<br />
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<strong>FAIL</strong>.<br />
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Things I would like to see&#8230;<br />
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People talking about X Factor on their Facebook status updates on a Sunday evening. Why do people not mention it?<br />
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That is obviously another piece of sarcasm. X Factor has the Facebook world in a vice-like grip.<br />
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* &#8220;Fukin Simon Cowell wadda prik.&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;I h8 dem twinz.&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;Not watchin dat shit agen til da twins r out.&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;Dat show makes me fukin angry.&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;Twins shud get a lyf and Cowel to.&#8221;<br />
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Yawn. It&#8217;s karaoke for a thick generation. Get over it.<br />
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Do not disturb me this Sunday night between 7 and 8. My phone will be switched off. Got to give Dr Who my full attention.<br />
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I, of course, reserve the right to update my Facebook status with my views on that particular programme. And I imagine I&#8217;ll write about it here next week.<br />
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Yes, yes, yes &#8211; I am a Dr Who geek&#8230; but I wouldn&#8217;t queue outside a shop for the midnight release of a Dr Who DVD/Dalek helmet/computer game etc.<br />
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<strong>Facebook status update of the week (1):</strong><br />
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&#8220;Guna stick d fire on, b4 goin bk t work at 3! Early nyt tnyt me finks!&#8221;<br />
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Yeh me finks dats da best fing 4 u 2 do innit.<br />
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<strong>Facebook status update of the week (2):</strong><br />
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Kayleigh wrote: &#8220;Had A Gud Nyt Last Nyt Talken Bwt Shit Lyk Ghosts Scaren Da Crap Owt Ov Ourselves Ha! Shud B A Nuva Gd Nyt Cumen On&#8221;<br />
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I replied: &#8220;I&#8217;m sending a ghost to your house tonight, Kayleigh. You&#8217;ll recognise which ghost I&#8217;m sending&#8230; it&#8217;ll be the one with a dictionary.&#8221;<br />
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Kayleigh subsequently pointed out that she&#8217;s &#8220;shit at spelling&#8221; as if there&#8217;s nothing she can do about it. I imagine it must be hard for some people to spell such difficult words as…<br />
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* Good<br />
* Night<br />
* Talking<br />
* About<br />
* Like<br />
* Scaring<br />
* The<br />
* Out<br />
* Should<br />
* Another<br />
* Coming<br />
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Well it must be hard to spell those words&#8230; if you&#8217;re <strong>SEVEN YEARS OLD</strong> !<br />
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I don&#8217;t mind a bit of &#8216;text talk&#8217; to save some time but when you spell &#8216;out&#8217; as &#8216;owt&#8217; it&#8217;s the same bloody length!<br />
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<strong>Facebook status update of the week (3):</strong><br />
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Katie Jarvis wrote: &#8220;What goes around comes around Sooo u need to watch out u Fat fuckin bitch u Think its fuckin funny lieing about somethink that was never true ur just sick and twisted and ur defo no fuckin mother of mine as far as im concerened u can go rot in fuckin hell!!&#8221;<br />
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Ooooh, get you!<br />
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Here is a &#8216;conversation&#8217; I had with some dork called Ryan Campbell: (who I have subsequently deleted as a friend) on my Facebook wall last week&#8230;<br />
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RC: Saf<br />
Me: What ??<br />
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RC: Saf m8<br />
Me: Apologies for my ignorance&#8230; I only speak English<br />
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RC: Yes saf m8<br />
Me: What does &#8217;saf&#8217; mean though?<br />
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RC: Muf w fu M8. Saf m8<br />
Me:  Give me a minute while I consult the &#8216;chav dictionary&#8217;<br />
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RC: Ha ha saf<br />
Me: The &#8216;chav dictionary&#8217; doesn&#8217;t recognise the word &#8217;saf&#8217; or &#8216;muf&#8217; or &#8216;w fu&#8217;<br />
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RC: No at u r saf m8<br />
Me: Ah right &#8211; I should&#8217;ve looked in the &#8216;Telford Dictionary&#8217;<br />
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RC: Saf gud ida m8 saf<br />
Me: The &#8216;Telford Dictionary&#8217; suggests &#8217;saf&#8217; might mean &#8217;safe&#8217; &#8211; am I right ?<br />
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RC: On u mud. Dot oud saf m8<br />
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<strong>* DELETE *</strong><br />
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The big story of the week was this belter from the News of the World…<br />
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<a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/586565/The-Sperminator-Facebook-cheater-Dominic-Baronet-gets-12-girls-pregnant.html" target="_blank">http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/586565/The-Sperminator-Facebook-cheater-Dominic-Baronet-gets-12-girls-pregnant.html</a><br />
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&#8220;Love rat Dominic Baronet from Telford has been branded The Sperminator for getting TWELVE girls pregnant after wooing them on the social networking site &#8211; two of them on the SAME DAY. Five women are now raising his KIDS, five were talked into ABORTIONS and two are EXPECTING. For years the laptop lust hunter has secretly preyed on women with his smooth internet patter.&#8221;<br />
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I think my favourite tabloid phrase in that is: <em>laptop lust hunter</em>.<br />
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Having been in the Sunday papers myself &#8211; I was &#8216;romantically linked&#8217; with the girlfriend of a football manager back in 2001, it made the front page of the Sunday People and was in the NOTW and others, I may tell you the full story one day if the lawyers allow &#8211; I never believe every cough and splutter of these stories.<br />
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I bet he hasn&#8217;t really impregnated twelve women but clearly he is a bit of a lad. As someone who doesn&#8217;t like hypocrites, I must be honest that there have been occasions when I was much younger where I may have spun a line to impress a woman. Now I just say what I think and people have to like it or lump it.<br />
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There&#8217;s part of me who salutes the cheek of this bloke (what they saw in him, I don&#8217;t know) although cheating in relationships is reprehensible.<br />
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However, these gullible women have to take some responsibility. If they&#8217;d shown a bit more respect for themselves &#8211; keeping their legs shut or insisting he wore a condom etc &#8211; then they would have less to complain about.<br />
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One of the girls who went to the newspaper with the story is a Facebook friend of mine. I know her because she comes into Pussycats. I doubt she&#8217;ll be in for a while in her state &#8211; although there are plenty of women around Telford who look like they <strong>might</strong> be pregnant.<br />
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Here were some of the comments posted about the story on the NOTW website:<br />
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* &#8220;If ugly girls weren&#8217;t allowed to use Facebook, they couldn&#8217;t be seduced by desperate losers.&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;Looking at those photos, I think the &#8217;slappernator&#8217; would be more appropriate.&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;What a pair of trollops, no wonder he didn&#8217;t hang around!!&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;If I was him I&#8217;d be well embarrassed &#8230; these two are ugly!!&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;I admire the guy for getting 12 girls pregnant, and he isn&#8217;t even good-looking. Wish I had his charm.&#8221;<br />
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* &#8220;CHAV-TASTIC!&#8221;<br />
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 I think we need to get Jeremy Kyle involved.<br />
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The final word on the subject goes to Dee Austin who sarcastically suggested: &#8220;At least the kids will have a big family network.&#8221;<br />
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We had another wonderfully busy weekend at Pussycats. Yet again the honeys with the big bazookas happily posed for some photos and you can see them for yourself in the gallery at <a href="http://www.djwanker.com/" target="_blank">www.djwanker.com</a> &#8211; I&#8217;m always quite happy to appeal to the lowest common denominator of society if it means extra hits on my website!<br />
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I was thrilled that Phil, my best mate (in the world&#8230; ever!), popped into Cats after work on Saturday. He&#8217;s never been to Telford to see me DJ (it&#8217;ll be seven years next April since I started) because he&#8217;s also a DJ and, being very good at his job, is always in demand.<br />
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He was spinning the tunes in Vox Bar in the town centre last Saturday and absolutely loved it. You really should go and check him out &#8211; before heading to Cats afterwards, obviously! Welcome to the team, Phil. I hope the customers and management appreciate him as much as I do.<br />
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But <em>TMDAIKY</em>&#8230; &#60;private joke&#62;<br />
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PS. Add him on Facebook &#8211; Phil Mansfield &#8211; he&#8217;s on my friends list.<br />
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Notice of an event at Pussycats &#8211; on Friday 20th November we&#8217;ll be raising money for Children In Need with a themed night called: &#8220;Sexy Pajama Party.&#8221;<br />
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That is not a spelling mistake from me. Obviously it should be &#8216;pyjama&#8217; as we&#8217;re English and not American but the man at the helm of our slick PR machine (who I mustn&#8217;t name because I&#8217;ll get untold grief) says it was a deliberate cock-up &#8220;to attract attention.&#8221;<br />
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I did point out to him that, judging by Facebook, most people in Telford can&#8217;t spell anyway.<br />
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Men vs Women &#8211; Part 3 of 6</span></strong></p>
<p><em>ARGUMENTS</em></p>
<p>A woman has the last word in any argument.</p>
<p>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.</p>
<p><em>FUTURE</em></p>
<p>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.</p>
<p>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</p>
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<em>Part four in this series next week.</em><br />
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From the <em>Daily Telegraph</em>: &#8220;The number of jobless university leavers is predicted to have reached the 100,000 mark, up from 70,000 last year, when the latest unemployment figures are released.&#8221;<br />
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I can think of one who can&#8217;t be arsed to get a job after university because they&#8217;re a complete and utter&#8230; [<em>edited</em>]<br />
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Telly news.<br />
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Benidorm has completed its run and every single hour-long episode was sheer brilliance. Whether they can manufacture another series looks unlikely but you never know.<br />
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I loved it last weekend when Madge was being ferried about in the back of the vehicle, just as the Pope would, with Gregorian chanting on the show&#8217;s soundtrack, and the local Catholics started waving and worshipping&#8230; Madge, smoking a fag, flicked them the V-sign.<br />
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Much funnier to see than for me to try and explain. Yes, you had to be there. Sort of.<br />
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The best visual gag of the whole series for me was in the first episode where Mel was promoting a mobility scooter for people with, erm, a tendency to poo at the wrong time. The advert on the back was this:<br />
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<strong>&#8220;COMING SOON</p>
<p>Mel&#8217;s New Commode Mobility Chair</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t get caught between two stools !&#8221;</strong><br />
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Blink and you miss it. Genius.<br />
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Have I mentioned how much I&#8217;m looking forward to Dr Who this Sunday?<br />
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From the letters page at <em>Viz</em> magazine: &#8220;My granddad keeps forgetting where his allotment is. I think he&#8217;s lost the plot.&#8221;<br />
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I&#8217;m probably the last person to stick up for Gordon Brown but he&#8217;s had a lot of unfair criticism this week about an error he made in a letter to the mother of a soldier killed in action. Yes, it&#8217;s extremely sad when anyone dies in the line of armed duty and we all have great sympathy for parents who lose their children but if I&#8217;d lost someone, I&#8217;d have bigger things to worry about than a slight grammatical error.<br />
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Let&#8217;s retain a sense of perspective.<br />
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He took the time to send a handwritten letter to a bereaved mother. She went to the papers to complain and he apologised. He might be an utter useless gimp for everything else but to clout him with a big stick over this is just unnecessary.<br />
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Don&#8217;t worry &#8211; the usual Brown-bashing will return again soon.<br />
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And finally… a very, very, very bad taste joke.<br />
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The Queen Mother bumps into Princess Diana up in Heaven and says: &#8220;Hello dear, I see you&#8217;ve been rewarded for all the important charity work you did while you were on Earth. Would it be possible for me to get a Halo just like yours?&#8221;<br />
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Diana replies: &#8220;Fuck off nan, it&#8217;s a steering wheel!&#8221;<br />
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Cheers for now,<br />
<strong>Geoff / DJ Wanker</strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Wednesday 4th November 2009]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[          WEDNESDAY 4th NOVEMBER       I must start off by thanking everyone who came to Pussycats l]]></description>
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<strong>WEDNESDAY 4th NOVEMBER</strong></p>
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I must start off by thanking everyone who came to Pussycats last weekend for the Hallowe&#8217;en extravaganza. It was an absolute belter and a real pleasure to be part of it, especially Saturday night which was our busiest for several months. Both DJ Ivory (on the urban duties in room two) and I had a thoroughly enjoyable time banging out the tunes to a massive up-for-it crowd.<br />
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As usual at Hallowe&#8217;en, there were many people in fancy dress, myself included. I spent £15 at Tesco on a Count Dracula outfit which I had to wear on Friday AND Saturday just to get value for money! I&#8217;m not really keen on wearing fancy dress while DJ-ing if I&#8217;m completely honest but I suppose it was something different.<br />
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I can look stupid enough in my normal clothes without dressing as a vampire!<br />
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I took loads of photos of the weekend &#8211; about 100 I think &#8211; and you can see them in the gallery at <a href="http://www.djwanker.com/">www.djwanker.com</a>. There are some bang tidy women in there and some wonderful cleavage action going on. A picture of Lianne&#8217;s boobs is the most viewed since the weekend and you&#8217;ll be able to see for yourself why. Ding Dong!<br />
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<a href="http://www.wanker.pussycatsnightclub.co.uk/cpg1410/albums/0%2009%20Cats%2011/0910_00000_%2804%29.jpg">http://www.wanker.pussycatsnightclub.co.uk/cpg1410/albums/0%2009%20Cats%2011/0910_00000_%2804%29.jpg</a>  <br />
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For some reason, we seemed to have a lot of hot women from Shrewsbury in on Saturday. They had a good time and say they&#8217;re coming back. And, of course, they are most welcome.<br />
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By the way, it&#8217;s free to get into Pussycats before 11.30 on a Friday with a special pass you can get from Whispers Bar, next door to the club.<br />
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I didn&#8217;t have any acceptable footwear to go with the Dracula costume so, needing something cheap, I bought a pair of slippers from some high-class joint (*<em>sarcasm</em>) called Peacocks on the retail park by JJB gym.<br />
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I&#8217;m not comfortable buying slippers because they&#8217;re principally for little children and old people. It&#8217;s not a sign of a mid-life crisis either. Assuming I&#8217;m going to reach 80 (I&#8217;d take that now, to be honest) then, being 36, I&#8217;m not quite at the midway mark.<br />
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That said, a good friend of mine had a wobble a few years back and he was about 35. He divorced his wife, got engaged to a woman 15 years younger, had extra tattoos, bought a motorbike and took up a new sport. The motorbike has now gone and so too has the younger partner. She was a cow anyway and he&#8217;s best shot of her.<br />
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Changes are on the way for me in Telford. I&#8217;m leaving &#8216;the crib&#8217; at the end of this month and moving to a new part of town along with a mate. I only stop in Telford at weekends anyway (my home is in Leicestershire, you should know that by now &#8211; do keep up) but I&#8217;m looking forward to this alteration in living arrangements.<br />
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The house in St. George&#8217;s was nicknamed &#8216;the crib&#8217; when I moved in last April although, over time, the dynamic of the place changed quite dramatically &#8211; and not for the better &#8211; and, well, I&#8217;ll say no more for the moment.<br />
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A friend of mine &#8211; and a friend with a rather large waistline &#8211; got a call from a charity called African Aid the other day. They asked if he would donate some clothes for starving African children. He told them to &#8216;fuck off&#8217; because any child who can fit into his clothes certainly isn&#8217;t starving.<br />
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Now I&#8217;m the least geeky person I know. I don&#8217;t do any of that Star Wars / Star Trek / shooting zombies on computer games and taking time off work to play the new Call of Duty sad, childish bollocks but I am a confirmed Dr Who anorak. The next episode (&#8216;The Waters Of Mars&#8217;) will be broadcast on BBC1 at 7pm on Sunday 15th November. David Tennant will be making way for Matt Smith as The Doctor over Christmas and New Year and, as the clairvoyant woman said in the last instalment:<br />
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<em>&#8220;You be careful, because your song is ending, sir. It is returning, it is returning through the dark. And then Doctor&#8230; oh, but then&#8230;he will knock four times.&#8221;<br />
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Every time I&#8217;ve watched that clip (see it at <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho">www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho</a> along with trailers for the new episode) it gives me goosebumps. It&#8217;s wrong, yes I know. I&#8217;m a grown up. However, it&#8217;s just a compelling piece of dramatic television.<br />
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<em>&#8220;Water always wins.&#8221;</em><br />
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The &#8216;geek switch&#8217; is now off.<br />
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Why do people click the <strong>&#8216;like&#8217;</strong> button on their own Facebook status? The fact that they&#8217;ve written the status themselves should be enough of an indication to everyone that they like it.<br />
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<strong>Great quote (1)</strong><br />
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Aaleyah has just come back from a fortnight in Florida where she visited Disney World for her 13th birthday and I picked her up after school last week. She told me about a discussion they&#8217;d had at school about killing animals.<br />
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She said: &#8220;It&#8217;s wrong that animals are killed to make fur which people like Victoria Beckham wear. But I don&#8217;t mind animals being killed because I love bacon.&#8221;<br />
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My parents are in London this week and are taking in a theatre show while they&#8217;re there. They&#8217;ve been to a few over the years and there was one they didn&#8217;t enjoy.<br />
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Mum said: &#8220;I can&#8217;t remember which musical it was but it definitely had a lot of songs in it.&#8221;<br />
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A musical with songs in it? Well that narrows it down&#8230;<br />
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Telly news.<br />
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Benidorm was brilliant again, partly due to a wonderful cameo role from Una Stubbs as idiot Martin&#8217;s mother. My earliest memory of her was in Worzel Gummidge when she played Aunt Sally. According to Wikipedia she was: &#8220;a life-size fairground doll and Worzel&#8217;s femme fatale&#8221; while Worzel was &#8220;a walking, talking scarecrow with a set of interchangeable heads, each of which suited a particular occasion or would endow him with a specific skill.&#8221;<br />
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And you wonder why I turned out the way I did watching stuff like that!<br />
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For the record, the actor portraying Worzel was Jon Pertwee, who was also Dr Who between 1970 and 1974.<br />
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The next Doctor (1974-1981) was Tom Baker &#8211; he&#8217;s now the voiceover man on Little Britain.<br />
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Baker was followed into the TARDIS (which stands for <em>Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space</em>, of course) by Peter Davison (1981-1984).<br />
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Davison&#8217;s own real-life daughter, Georgia Moffett, played Sam Nixon&#8217;s daughter in The Bill before being cast as&#8230; wait for it&#8230; David Tennant&#8217;s daughter in Dr Who.<br />
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But like I said earlier, I&#8217;m not a geek or anything&#8230;<br />
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Back in Benidorm&#8230;<br />
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I loved the quote from Mick Garvey about Madge with her braided hair&#8230; although I can&#8217;t actually remember who he said she looked like a cross between but it made me howl.<br />
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And I had to look away when Madge and Mel were bouncing on the trampoline because of something that happened to me 23 years ago. I nearly died on a trampoline. I&#8217;m being serious.<br />
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It happened in a PE lesson at Brockington High School in Enderby when I was 13. I&#8217;ve never had great physical balance and on this day I stumbled and fell. My head slipped through the gap between the bouncy fabric and the steel frame. My body was vertical and moving forward.<br />
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Had the teacher not been there, in the right place at the right time, to grab me firmly and stop me toppling over, my neck would&#8217;ve snapped on the outer frame. Instant death. Game over. No djwanker, no nothing. Just a grave with Geoff Peters: 1973-1986 on the headstone.<br />
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There&#8217;s no punchline to this. I&#8217;m not setting up some lame gag. It&#8217;s 100% true. There&#8217;s a fine line between life and death.<br />
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Mr Arthur, my PE teacher, wherever you are now, God bless you.<br />
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I had another rather scary episode in 1999 when I was driving on the M1. I was doing about 80mph (yes, yes, breaking the speed limit, I know) when I braked and the car veered into the central reservation. It bounced off the barrier at speed and back into the traffic, somehow avoiding every other vehicle, before coming to rest on the hard shoulder.<br />
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The car was a write-off but I didn&#8217;t have a scratch on me. No other vehicle involved.<br />
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I know I&#8217;ve brought the tone of the blog down from the usual jovial nonsense but this is the random nature of what I write about, giving you an insight into my life.<br />
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It seems like I blow smoke up the ass of Piers Morgan every week but his Life Stories show on ITV last weekend with Dannii Minogue was excellent.<br />
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<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Men vs Women &#8211; Part 2 of 6</span></strong><br />
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<em>MONEY</em></p>
<p>A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.</p>
<p>A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn&#8217;t need but it&#8217;s on sale.</p>
<p><em>BATHROOMS</em></p>
<p>A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving gel, razor, shower gel and a towel.</p>
<p>The average number of items in the typical woman&#8217;s bathroom is 197. A man would not be able to identify more than 10 of these.</p>
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<em>Part 3 in this series next week</em>.<br />
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From the letters page at <em>Viz</em> magazine: &#8220;To give herself more credibility, Jennifer Lopez took the first letter of her first name and the first syllable of her surname and successfully re-branded herself as the more &#8216;urban sounding&#8217; J-Lo. I can&#8217;t think why Pete Doherty, with his street-cred on the wane, hasn&#8217;t done the same thing.&#8221;<br />
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And finally… they say that 50% of marriages end with a divorce. That&#8217;s not as bad as it sounds when you realise how the other half end.<br />
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If you need that explaining, please don&#8217;t return here next week, you dumbass.<br />
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Cheers for now,<br />
<strong>Geoff / DJ Wanker</strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Hating Like A Virgin?]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[God knows, Madonna&#8217;s virginity probably ended about the same time as the Nixon regime,&#8230;e]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>God knows, Madonna&#8217;s virginity probably ended about the same time as the Nixon <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">regime</span>,&#8230;errr&#8230;presidency, so there could be some angst. But according to the Material Girl, she would need somewhere in the neighborhood of $30 million to perform either Like A Virgin or Holiday, again. What an arrogant though from Madge!</p>
<p>Let me assure you, in my opinion, no matter how much I used to want to bang her in the 80&#8217;s, there isn&#8217;t a chance in hell I would want to see her Crypt Keeper looking self in the clothes from either of the videos. She was hot then, she ain&#8217;t now.</p>
<p><a href="http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/07/27/alg_madonna.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/07/27/alg_madonna.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="548" /></a></p>
<p>However, I also don&#8217;t understand why she would so hate these two songs. Or maybe, she just hates looking at the sea of middle aged, saggy, people who were there in the beginning? You know, those of use who made her rich? Maybe, she can recall how long ago she was like a virgin. I know, from this videos, I forgot how hot she <strong>USED</strong> to be when we were both much younger!</p>
<p>I think she has also tried to forget that in some ways she&#8217;s forgotten that she was a voice in our generation. While most of the music she did was completely commercial, how many of us can remember Crazy for You as an anthem for some teen relationship?</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t care what Ms Ciccone thinks, however, I still like the songs and the memories they recall, especially of a particularly hot girl a year ahead of me in high school, some 25 years ago. She was the one Crazy for You was for!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Madonna Invades The Privacy Of Minors ]]></title>
<link>http://aishamusic.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/madonna-invades-the-privacy-of-minors/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Russell Davies As stated in the August 31, 2009 lawsuit, Aisha v. The FBI, Madonna and members of he]]></description>
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<p align="center"><strong> Russell Davies</strong></p>
<p>As stated in the August  31, 2009 lawsuit, <strong><a href="http://www.judiciaryreport.com/fbi.htm"> Aisha v. The FBI</a></strong>, Madonna  and members of her depraved, disgraceful <strong> <a href="http://www.judiciaryreport.com/kabbalah.htm"> Kabbalah cult</a></strong>, such as  television writer/producer, Russell Davies (Hollywood&#8217;s &#8220;Queer as Folk&#8221; and the  BBC&#8217;s &#8220;Doctor Who&#8221; and &#8220;Torchwood&#8221;) not only infringed my PREEXISTING  copyrights, but violated my privacy as well and that of my family and friends,  using it as the basis for select episodes of the BBC programs &#8220;Torchwood&#8221; and  &#8220;Doctor Who.&#8221;</p>
<p>For more on that, here is an excerpt from the August 31, 2009 lawsuit, Aisha v.  The FBI et al, relevant to this article:</p>
<p>24. Madonna then spread  her invasive madness to her label affiliate BBC in London where she lived (BBC’s  DVDs are distributed by Madonna’s Warner Bros). The BBC is familiar with Aisha’s  family, having worked with her dad and aunt. Previously, in 2004, the BBC called  Aisha’s dad, renowned musicologist and disc jockey, Vaughn “Bunny” Goodison, in  Jamaica over the telephone, for an interview on the passing of his esteemed,  lifelong friend and music legend, 72-year-old, Clement Dodd. On another  occasion, the BBC telephoned Aisha’s dad for comment on the passing of famous  charity worker, 87-year-old, Sister Mary Ignatius <strong>Davies</strong>, who was also a  good friend of the family. These interviews were carried on BBC radio and on  their websites. Aisha’s aunt, Jamaica’s award winning, highly rated, poet  laureate, Lorna Goodison, had also done pleasant radio and print interviews with  the BBC. Therefore, the family had maintained a good relationship with the BBC,  but Madonna, driven by ill-will and hatred, resenting the famous arts family,  due to Aisha’s very valuable, groundbreaking Copyrighted Catalog she covets and  Aisha’s refusal to respond to her correspondences, viciously sponsored a  Kabbalah styled case of gross invasion of privacy and copyright infringement,  through BBC employees and Kabbalah members, Russell <strong>Davies</strong> and Billie  Piper (Madonna’s protégé), aimed at vindictively targeting and maligning the  award winning family. The family at no time did anything to Madonna, Davies or  Piper, not knowing any of them, yet acting in concert with Madonna, they began  to place items from Aisha’s preexisting Copyrighted Catalog and astonishingly  her personal life as well, in his BBC scripts.</p>
<p>25.  Davies infringed Aisha’s copyrights for select episodes of the BBC shows “Doctor  Who” and “Torchwood” and additionally, included Aisha’s personal, identifying  information unique to her, in his scripts. These items were obtained through  hacking by the staff of Madonna.com. Davies, who has visited Aisha’s official  websites, before and after the misconduct transpired, as attested by Traffic  Facts site statistics software, has followed Madonna’s lead and taken  broadcasting to an unprecedented low in Britain for the “Children of Earth” five  part series on the “Torchwood” program he writes for. The “Children of Earth”  broadcast not only includes items from preexisting, protected items from Aisha’s  computers, using it for the main storyline of the 5 part miniseries, it also  includes Aisha’s mother’s name “<strong>MILLIE</strong>” as a character, a variation of A<strong>ISHA</strong>’s  name in the script as a character named “M<strong>ISHA</strong>”, a look-alike character  that is the spitting image of Aisha’s sister, casting the character as a girl  who is maliciously exploited and thrown in prison, the name <strong>CLEMENT</strong> mc<strong>DO</strong>nal<strong>D</strong>,  a variation of the name <strong>CLEMENT DODD</strong>, appears in the script as an elderly  character (<strong>CLEMENT DODD </strong>is<strong> </strong>Aisha’s aforementioned godmother’s  husband, who invented reggae music and signed Bob Marley to his first record  deal). There is also a character named <strong>MR. DEKKER</strong>, which is the real name  of one of <strong>CLEMENT DODD</strong>’s legendary, award winning, international reggae  recording colleagues and Aisha’s dad’s late friend, <strong>MR.</strong> DESMOND <strong>DEKKER</strong>.  The <strong>CLEMENT</strong> and <strong>DEKKER </strong>names were cast as psychotic, despised,  crazy characters running from aliens, which is disrespectful to the memory of  the two, real, beloved, legendary Jamaican national heroes in the music field,  which the names were distastefully taken from, in a racist manner by Russell  Davies and Madonna’s Kabbalah. Other invasive items that infringe Aisha’s  preexisting copyrights were included in select episodes of Russell Davies’ show  “Doctor Who.”  &#8230;</p>
<p>27. Other members of  Madonna’s Kabbalah such as Sacha Baron Cohen, have been outed using real people  for characters in TV shows and movies, such as “Ali G” being based on BBC radio  disc jockey Tim Westwood and 2009’s Austrian character “Bruno” being illegally  based on Austrian TV personality Alfons Haider. In 2009, Madonna’s partner and  Kabbalah member, Jerry Bruckheimer was also sued for perversely basing a  defamatory episode of “CSI” on a real live couple that owns a Los Angeles real  estate firm, Scott and Melinda Tamkin, with the show using their real names and  lives for the broadcast without permission, but defaming them as reckless people  participating in sexual bondage, pornography, drunkenness and murder, in similar  conduct to what Aisha had formally accused Bruckheimer of in her 2005 lawsuit  against Madonna.</p>
<p>Since the filing of the  lawsuit several weeks ago, I have discovered my teenage godbrother&#8217;s privacy and  that of his mother, who live in South Florida in America, were violated during  the case, as he, his mother and I, exchange emails very often and speak on the  phone regularly, which was illegally wiretapped <strong> <a href="http://www.judiciaryreport.com/hollywood_pi_anthony_pellicano_found_guilty.htm"> Anthony Pellicano style</a></strong> (Madonna&#8217;s private investigator, whom I gave the FBI detailed information about  in 2005 and he was later arrested and convicted on wiretapping charges &#8211; see  lawsuit for more information).</p>
<p>During one of the many hacks into my computer, which were traced back to <strong> <a href="http://www.aishamusic.com/lawsuit-digilink.htm"> Digilink</a></strong>, who is the web  hosting company for Madonna&#8217;s official website Madonna.com, not only was my very  valuable preexisting <strong> <a href="http://www.aishamusic.com/copyrighted-catalog.htm"> Copyrighted Catalog</a></strong> copied  and then infringed by Madonna and her cohorts in Hollywood, my emails, both  business and personal, were illegally copied, as mentioned in the lawsuit.</p>
<p>As stated in the lawsuit and mentioned above in the excerpt, Madonna&#8217;s Kabbalah  member, homosexual Russell Davies (and his &#8220;Doctor Who&#8221; actress, Madonna protégé  and Kabbalah cult member, Billie Piper) infringed preexisting copyrights  belonging to me, for select episodes of &#8220;Torchwood&#8221; and &#8220;Doctor Who&#8221; and  additionally included items in the script, such as the names of my family  members and friends in the &#8220;Children Of Earth&#8221; 5-part miniseries on &#8220;Torchwood.&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="alignnone" title="skins-9-25-09" src="http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/skins-9-25-09.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="225" /></p>
<p align="center"><strong>Skins</strong></p>
<p align="left">Recently,  I saw a bio page for the BBC/E4 program &#8220;Skins.&#8221; The homosexual father and son  team of Bryan Elsley and Jamie Brittain, who are the writers and creators of the  extremely dysfunctional and distasteful teen show &#8220;Skins&#8221; was mentioned in  conjunction with Madonna&#8217;s Kabbalah member Russell Davies. The article stated  Bryan Elsley and Jamie Brittain used to work for Russell Davies. They are also  Davies&#8217; BBC co-workers.</p>
<p>Now, imagine my horror and repulsion, when I scrolled down the character list  for the show &#8220;Skins&#8221; and see my godbrother&#8217;s name &#8220;JJ Jones&#8221; listed as a  character (his first name is John, but his family and friends call him &#8220;JJ&#8221;).</p>
<p align="left">Imagine my  horror again, when I read about the character and realize said character not  only has my godbrother&#8217;s name, mimicking the sick conduct Madonna/Davies did to  my family, but also infringes his image and likeness as well. This infringing  character was created when my godbrother was 17-years-old. He is now 19.</p>
<p align="left"><strong>Things the character on  &#8220;Skins&#8221; has in common with my godbrother &#8220;JJ Jones&#8221;:<br />
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1. The name &#8220;JJ Jones&#8221;<br />
2. 17-years of age<br />
3. Wears braces<br />
4. Grew his hair out a bit (his mom kept commenting on it, as she wanted him to  cut it)<br />
5. Lives with his mom a single parent<br />
6. A very smart student<br />
7. Hangs out often with his two best friends<br />
8. Has a penchant for drinking Tropicana (an American, Florida brand of fruit  juice that amazingly appears in a British show)</p>
<p>How does the BBC  explain, how people connected to Madonna via Kabbalah, not only wound up in  criminal possession of an illegally made copy of my Copyrighted Catalog,  infringing items from it via using them without permission, but said characters  in the infringing programs, now mysteriously have my mother&#8217;s name <strong>MILLIE</strong>,  a variation of my name <strong>AISHA</strong> (&#8220;<strong>MISHA</strong>&#8220;), a look alike character  that looks a great deal like my sister, the name my of my godmother&#8217;s husband  who invented reggae music <strong>CLEMENT DODD</strong> (turned into the variant name &#8220;<strong>CLEMENT  mcDOnalD</strong>&#8220;) and his colleague, the late reggae legend, <strong>DESMOND DEKKER</strong>&#8217;s  name used as &#8220;MR. <strong>DEKKER</strong>&#8221; in the programming (<strong>Note:</strong> <strong> <a href="http://www.bunnygoodison.com/">My  dad</a></strong> interviewed Desmond Dekker&#8217;s family on his radio show,  listened to by millions around the world, shortly before Russell Davies did this  invasive madness) and now my godbrother&#8217;s name, image and likeness, appears  along with the other infringements, as characters penned by these same writers,  Russell Davies, Bryan Elsley and Jamie Brittain.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s not forget, prior  to this, the BBC called my dad, a renowned musicologist, twice in Jamaica for  interviews on famous public figures that are friends of the family. I kept  wondering how they got his number. They also interviewed my aunt, an award  winning author, Lorna Goodison, prior to all this as well.</p>
<p>Therefore, the BBC does  know my family. Not to mention, the BBC has come up in my website stats numerous  times, before and after these incidents regarding Russell Davies, Bryan Elsley  and Jamie Brittain transpired.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s bad enough for  Madonna and co. to violate my privacy, but while their invasiveness was going  on, she and her comrades at the BBC, invaded the privacy of my sister and  godbrother, who were minors at the time this unlawful activity began. That is  absolutely criminal.</p>
<p>I am also of the  belief, they found out what my sister looks like and based the aforementioned  &#8220;Torchwood&#8221; character on her (&#8220;Lois&#8221; from Torchwood&#8217;s &#8220;Children of Earth), via  photos I had taken of her at the airport, that I emailed to her in Jamaica,  after I extracted them from the card of my digital camera.</p>
<p align="center"><strong> &#8220;Lois&#8221; from Torchwood&#8217;s &#8220;Children of Earth&#8221; looks like my sister. I asked my mom  and another relative to look at the picture and tell me what they think and they  said she does look like her (except, my sister usually has her hair straight &#8211;  however, in the photos that I took of her at the airport and emailed to her, she  had the front of her hair braided): </strong></p>
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<p align="center"><strong>&#8220;Lois&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Violating the privacy  of minors is a very serious crime. Turning two minors, that are private  citizens, into characters on TV, at the request of a sick, devilish pop star,  Madonna, invading innocent people&#8217;s privacy and harassing others, as she is  psychopathic and obsessed out of her non-singing mind, is disgusting and nasty.</p>
<p>Russell Davies, Bryan  Elsley and Jamie Brittain, have also added other very defamatory and sick items  to the characters lives, based on my sister and godbrother, that are more than  enough grounds for criminal charges and a lawsuit.</p>
<p>Once again, Madonna and  co. have gone too far. The worst part in all this is, we are innocent people  that have nothing to do with Madonna or her lunatic Kabbalah cult members like  Davies.</p>
<p>And I promise you, all  that are involved in committing this foul, nasty misconduct on those shows, that  criminally invaded the privacy of minors, will see the inside of a prison cell  before this is all over. You have my word on it.</p>
<p>Do, pray tell, what did  my young sister and godbrother do to you? They are two good, decent, hardworking  kids that make great grades in school and are trying to live their lives.</p>
<p>How did they deserve  for a group of vile, despicable, perverted lunatics to invade their privacy and  beam their lives, image, likeness and in my godbrother&#8217;s case, his actual name,  around the world (his mom&#8217;s distinct last name that is different from his, was  also used for a Russell Davies&#8217; TV character on &#8220;Torchwood&#8221;).</p>
<p>Do stand up like men,  albeit cowardly homosexual men, obsessed with underage boys and girls &#8211; and tell  the world what my young sister and godbrother, who do not even know you at all,  nor do I, did to you that they deserve this criminal nastiness and invasiveness  you&#8217;ve done in conjunction with your fellow Kabbalah cult member Madonna. You  must be so proud of yourselves spying on and picking on underage youths, you  perverts.</p>
<p>Really, what if I took  the low road, as Madonna has done once again and cast a character in one of my  scripts with her daughter&#8217;s name, writing that the 12-year-old girl is to be  dressed like an underage prostitute, trying to be sexy for the camera. Oh wait, <strong><a href="http://www.judiciaryreport.com/madonna_pimping_the_kids.htm"> Madonna has done that to her daughter  already</a></strong> for her latest video, trying to shock people for  attention.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="alignnone" title="madonna-10-12-09" src="http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/madonna-8-7-09.jpg" alt="" width="415" height="610" /></p>
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<p align="center"><strong> Madonna</strong></p>
<p>Regarding, Russell  Davies, Bryan Elsley and Jamie Brittain, what if I pen a script, casting your  respective parents&#8217; names, image and likeness, as characters that molest kids  and pee on them in the woods, as singer Elton John was accused of doing, by the  Sun Newspaper UK. How would you feel about that.</p>
<p>I can get their names  off Wikipedia if you&#8217;d like (and knowing Wikipedia, there is a 99% probability  the names would be wrong, anyway).</p>
<p>But I wouldn&#8217;t do  something like that. Because at the end of the day, one has to ask one&#8217;s self,  what kind of sick people do things like that, you know, as you have done to my  innocent family and I, who&#8217;ve done you no harm.</p>
<p>Once again, if the  shiftless, useless, corrupt <strong><a href="http://www.judiciaryreport.com/fbi.htm"> FBI</a></strong> had done their jobs from  2005, when they first received the case, those depraved animals could not have  taken things to such sick levels, causing irreparable damage to innocent people,  including minors, as mentioned above.</p>
<p>And the FBI wonders why  I have nothing positive to write about them. Take a good look at that mess, as  two young people have now been harmed, because you corruptly decided to let a  foul, vile, dirty old pop star that audiences don&#8217;t even care about anymore, run  loose with this madness, committing crime after crime, against innocent people,  so she and Hollywood could criminally rip me off, as my Copyrighted Catalog is  very valuable.</p>
<p>Then again, I shouldn&#8217;t  be surprised that the FBI doesn&#8217;t care about kids, as it was widely reported,  the FBI <strong> <a href="http://www.judiciaryreport.com/fbi_denounced_by_parents_of_missing.htm"> told the parents of missing children to  buzz off</a></strong>.</p>
<p>You call that law  enforcement. You are such unmitigated failures at what you do. Hands down, the  worst law enforcement agency ever.</p>
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<link>http://oconfessionario.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/madonna-no-david-letterman-show/</link>
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<p style="text-align:justify;">Já no começo, Madonna demonstrou seu bom humor, entrando carregada por um time de Hockey em um trono feito por dois tacos cruzados. Deu tchauzinho de Miss e tudo.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Linda e chic, como de costume, Madonna falou de muitas coisas, sempre em um tom divertido e espontâneo. Como de seu apelido Madge, sobre  casamento e etc.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Sobre o término de seu casamento com Guy Ritchie que durou 8 anos ela disse: &#8220;<em>Foi na época Bush. Um bom motivo para ficar longe dos Estados Unidos.</em>&#8221; E quando foi perguntado se ela tinha planos para casar-se novamente, ela respondeu: &#8220;<em>Prefiro ser atropelada por um trem a me casar</em>&#8220;. Mas por outro lado ela disse sentir falta de um companheiro, alguém com quem compartilhar tarefas domésticas como ir buscar os filhos no colégio e etc&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Irreverente, quando David Letterman diz que faz papel de bobo quando Madonna vai lá, pois fica excitado com sua presença ela rebate: &#8220;<em>Também já fiz muito papel de boba no seu programa, mas não foi porque fiquei excitada com a sua presença. Talvez tenha sido por causa de um baseado que eu fumei antes de vir pra cá uma vez</em>”, disse.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">O momento singular da entrevista foi quando ele a convida para ir comer um pedaço de pizza em um restaurante do lado do estúdio e ela aceita. Vejam as fotos:</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3569" title="pizza" src="http://oconfessionario.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/pizza.jpg" alt="pizza" width="500" height="346" /><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3570" title="brinde" src="http://oconfessionario.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/brinde.jpg" alt="brinde" width="500" height="346" /></p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Madonna ainda fez a simpática com o público do lado de fora posando para fotos com David:</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3571" title="madonna simpatica" src="http://oconfessionario.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/madonna-simpatica.jpg" alt="madonna simpatica" width="500" height="747" /></p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">O vídeo completo da entrevista (traduzido) vai ser transmitido dia 08 de outubro no canal <strong>GNT</strong> e com exclusividade no Brasil.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Mas se vocês querem ver em inglês mesmo:</p>
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<description><![CDATA[Madonna on Letterman!!! Watching Madge on Letterman. Loves me the cat eyes. You can still see the wr]]></description>
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<link>http://jakemacpherson.wordpress.com/2009/09/26/trainspotter-aint-no-trainwreck/</link>
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<description><![CDATA[  DESIGNER TO KNOW &#8211; TRAINSPOTTER REASONS: GREAT RANGE, MANY DESIGNS BUT MOST OF ALL ITS CHEAP]]></description>
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<link>http://loft965.com/2009/09/19/madonnas-its-so-cool-isnt/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Listen, we don&#8217;t care how much you think Madonna is great, but this track is probably one of the worst pop tunes by a pop giant ever. It&#8217;s so bad, &#8220;Revolver&#8221; would look great next to it. &#8220;It&#8217;s So Cool&#8221; is a bonus track available for those who pre-purchase Celebration on iTunes (Another marketing ploy of hers to lure in buyers to her recycled material). And, frankly, it&#8217;s crapola. If you like it you are blinded by the blonde ambition!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 03:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>This is probably one of the most special these we have had to announce / talk about. When we first heard about Madonna introducing Janet Jackson we were surprised, as the two divas have had a long-standing animosity between them throughout their divadom. In fact, Janet once called Madonna classless. Look up &#8220;diss&#8221; and their names on youtube and you will see a myriad of videos.</p>
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<p>Yet, after the awards show where Madonna didn&#8217;t even say Janet&#8217;s name in the introduction, they somehow went to dinner together. Yes, Janet Jackson and Madonna had dinner together. Queens heads are spontaneously combusting everywhere!</p>
<p>The two were talking Michael and, apparently, according to some rumors (and Perez Hilton just now) the two are planning t o work together. This could be the inception of one of the greatest duets in pop history. Can&#8217;t wait to hear more.</p>
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<link>http://completeoutrage.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/les-liasons-de-madge/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>I rather enjoyed <a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/435679/paparazzi-live.jhtml#id=1620606">Lady Gaga&#8217;s performance at the VMAs</a>.  I mean, yes, the production was a little over-the-top/insane, but that&#8217;s pretty much her deal&#8230;  Though I did laugh out loud at one comment I saw online about this performance: &#8220;DANCERS WANTED: MUST WEAR THONG ON FACE OR BE IN WHEELCHAIR&#8221;</p>
<p>But she has a pleasant voice and writes pretty great pop songs with the most amazing hooks&#8230;  Seriously, Chris and I both kept randomly blurting out &#8220;papa &#8211; paparazzi&#8221; on our walk home from dinner&#8230;</p>
<p>Of course, it also made me reminisce about the all-time best VMA performance ever, namely Madge singing (I mean &#8220;singing&#8221;) <em>Vogue </em>in court dress. This was perfection&#8230;  Well, near-perfection.  As my friend Ron pointed out at the time, the one thing that would&#8217;ve made it better is if they&#8217;d had headset mikes coming out of those wigs&#8230;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[VMAs:Madge&amp;JJ Tribute To MJ]]></title>
<link>http://loopgum.com/2009/09/14/vmasmadgejj-tribute-to-mj/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>loopgum</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Madonna called Michael Jackson a “hero,” a “king” and a “human being” as she paid tribute to the Kin]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Madonna called Michael Jackson a “hero,” a “king” and a “human being” as she paid tribute to the King of Pop at MTV’s “2009 Video Music Awards,” prior to Janet Jackson’s anticipated performance.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Madge:</p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">JJ:</p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">MOVING!!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[What Exactly is Madonna Celebrating?]]></title>
<link>http://jackpetrubi.wordpress.com/2009/09/03/what-exactly-is-madonna-celebrating/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>The music video for Madonna’s new single really puts the nail in the coffin of her dignity.</p>
<p>As is now the norm with Madonna, scantily clad young men dance around while shots of the Queen of Pop are intermittently shown, gyrating embarrassingly in the direction of the camera whilst dressed like a slutty version of my mum. Only she&#8217;s not my mum, she&#8217;s Lourdes&#8217; mum. At least she protects her daughter from the harsh world of celebrity. Wait no&#8230;that was Michael Jackson. Madonna, ever the blushing wall flower, instead gives her 13 year old daughter a cameo in the very same video where she practically strips off and humps her toy boy Jesus Luz.</p>
<div id="attachment_156" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-156" src="http://jackpetrubi.wordpress.com/files/2009/09/33lh286.png?w=300" alt="'Does this music video make my bum look stupid?'" width="300" height="168" /><p class="wp-caption-text">&#39;Does this music video make my bum look stupid?&#39;</p></div>
<p>Wow, you&#8217;re a cool mum, and not at all messed up!</p>
<p>Honestly, the overall effect is somewhat disturbing. Growing old gracefully? She might have just celebrated her 51st birthday, but Madge is really shitting on that concept. The almost subliminal close-ups of Madonna rubbing her poontang really send the video from disturbing to vomalicious.</p>
<p>I personally feel that this is highly inappropriate behaviour for a woman half way to 102.</p>
<p>At least the song is catchy. It&#8217;s lucky that the voice synthesiser came to notereity right about the time she started to look like a bit of stringy chicken.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.shallownation.com/2009/08/27/madonna-celebration-video-lyrics-madonna-celebration-album-track-listing/" target="_blank">What do you think? Check out Madonna&#8217;s new Video, Celebration.</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Vogus #81 Introduction to a Project]]></title>
<link>http://vogus.wordpress.com/2009/09/01/vogus-81-introduction-to-a-project-2/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Gus</dc:creator>
<guid>http://vogus.wordpress.com/2009/09/01/vogus-81-introduction-to-a-project-2/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Direct Link to Media This was taken minutes before the History presentation you will see in a few po]]></description>
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<p>This was taken minutes before the History presentation you will see in a few posts. I comment on the integrity in the project, I think Selina freaks out and things of that nature. I filmed this a long time ago and didn&#8217;t really review it before release.</p>
<p>Lettuce watch it together!</p>
<p>Why aren&#8217;t you commenting?!!!!!!!</p>
<p>E-mail: diamondmanaphy@gmail.com</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Talk to me, Dance with me]]></title>
<link>http://theballetbag.wordpress.com/2009/08/28/talk-to-me-dance-with-me/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Emilia</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[The Mariinsky visit to London a few weeks ago and in particular the fact that they brought mime-less]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:30px;"><a href="http://theballetbag.wordpress.com/2009/08/03/the-mariinsky-ballet/">The Mariinsky</a> visit to London a few weeks ago and in particular the fact that they brought mime-less Soviet adaptations of ballet classics with them, generated much discussion among Covent Garden audiences about the importance of mime in ballet. When <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin_Sergeyev">Konstantin Sergeyev</a> revisited works such as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan_Lake_(1895)"><em>Swan Lake</em></a><em>, </em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sleeping_Beauty_(ballet)"><em>The Sleeping Beauty</em></a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Corsaire"><em>Le Corsaire</em></a> in the 50&#8217;s,  balletic mime was largely scrapped in Russia as it was considered that new audiences did not need to be exposed to something as old fashioned and reminiscent from Tsarist times. The West would follow suit later on when it considered that dancing should be a complete means of storytelling with no additional form of narration.  Mime became moot.</p>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:30px;">But well performed balletic mime can be as artistic and as beautiful to watch as the dance itself. It carries forth the story, putting it into context. For instance audiences watching the <a href="http://theballetbag.wordpress.com/2009/08/15/sweet-little-sixteen/">Mariinsky&#8217;s Sleeping Beauty</a> will be given no clues that the <em>Lilac Fairy</em> reverts <em>Carabosse&#8217;s</em> curse to princess <em>Aurora</em> by reassuring the whole court that if she pricks her finger she will fall into deep sleep but not die. Of course there is an argument that many of us will be  familiar with this fairy tale and that we do not need such level of detail in performance. On the other hand, omitting the <em>Lilac Fairy</em> mime means depriving audiences of one of ballet&#8217;s most moving sequences as this passage assists in developing her character, conveying a full sense of the <em>Lilac Fairy</em>&#8216;<em>s </em>warmth, kindness and wisdom as well as the contrast between good and evil, her calming gestures opposing <em>Carabosse&#8217;s</em> jerky, angry movements. All this is achieved by working the upper body, with face, arms and hand gestures that are completely integrated to Tchaikovsky&#8217;s beautiful score. Balletic mime is a stylish work of art.</p>
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<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 401px"><img alt="Deirdre Chapman as Carabosse Photo: Johan Person/Royal Ballet © Source: Dansomanie" src="http://www.forum-dansomanie.net/pagesdanso/images/Royal_Ballet_Beijing_2008/sleeping_beauty_04.jpg" width="391" height="250" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Deirdre Chapman as Carabosse Photo: Johan Person/Royal Ballet © Source: Dansomanie</p></div>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:30px;">Although we hardly ever see mime in modern pieces, classic works that have been preserved or reconstructed by ballet companies such as ABT, the Royal Ballet and the Royal Danish Ballet (the latter boasting a pure mime tradition that goes back to the <a href="http://theballetbag.wordpress.com/2009/08/12/dear-mr-fantasy/">Bournonville schooling)</a> tend to contain substantial mime sequences. As we just <a href="http://theballetbag.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/people-get-ready/">wrote a post on going to the ballet for the first time</a> we thought the mime basics would also help prepare you for the performance ahead. Chances are you will come across lengthy declamatory, narrative or conversational mime passages if you are going to see a 19th century ballet classic and if you know the basics you won&#8217;t be left scratching your head:</p>
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<li><strong>Dance</strong></li>
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<p style="padding-left:60px;">Hands circle one another above the head, the arms moving from first to third position.</p>
<p style="padding-left:60px;text-align:justify;">Ex: in <em>The Sleeping Beauty</em>, just before Aurora&#8217;s solo, when <em>King Florestan</em> asks his daughter <em>&#8220;will you dance for us?&#8221;</em></p>
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<li><strong>Forget/Think</strong></li>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Character touches the forehead with the index finger.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Ex1: in <em>The Sleeping Beauty</em>, when the evil fairy <em>Carabosse </em>asks the King and the Queen <em>&#8220;did you forget to invite me?&#8221; </em></p>
<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Ex2: in <em>Giselle</em>, before <em>Hilarion</em> calls <em>Albrecht</em>&#8216;<em>s</em> bluff he asks a bewildered <em>Giselle</em> &#8220;<em>do you really think he loves you?&#8221;</em></p>
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<li><strong>Die</strong></li>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Crosses arms in front of body in a low position.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Ex: when <em>Giselle</em>&#8217;s mom (<em>Berthe) </em>says to the villagers &#8220;<em>the Wilis will make wandering men dance till they die.&#8221;</em></p>
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<li><strong>Beautiful</strong></li>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Character makes a circle around the face with the palm of the hand.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Ex: in <em>The Sleeping Beauty</em>, before showing <em>Prince Florimund (or Desiré)</em> a vision of <em>Aurora</em>, the <em>Lilac Fairy</em> asks him <em>&#8220;do you want to see something beautiful?&#8221;</em></p>
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<li><strong>Promise</strong></li>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Point two fingers, held together (like a peace sign) upwards in the audience&#8217;s direction.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:60px;">Ex: in <em>Swan Lake</em>, when <em>Prince Siegfried</em> promises to <em>Odette</em> that he will marry her and thus break the swan curse.</p>
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<li><strong>Why -</strong> both arms open outwards towards the other character</li>
<li><strong>King/Queen -</strong> taps forehead with hand three times</li>
<li><strong>Princess -</strong> taps forehead with hand two times</li>
<li><strong>I/Me -</strong> point to own chest</li>
<li><strong>You -</strong> point to the other person</li>
<li><strong>Love -</strong> crosses hands over heart</li>
<li><strong>Listen/Listening -</strong> cups hand over ear leaning towards the sound or taps the face close to the ears</li>
<li><strong>Anger/Angry -</strong> bend elbows with fists pointed towards the sky, shaking them</li>
<li><strong>Stop -</strong> Palm out</li>
<li><strong>Engaged or Married &#8211; </strong>Point to the ring finger</li>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:30px;">A brief mime dictionary can be downloaded from the <a href="http://www.paballet.org/">Pennsylvania Ballet website</a> from <a href="www.paballet.org/_download/workbook/UsingMimeinBallet.pdf">this link</a></p>
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<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>See balletic mime in action:</strong></p>
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<li><em>Giselle: Berthe narrates the legend of the Wilis</em>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:30px;">Move forward to 2:30 to see the full mime sequence where <em>Berthe</em> (<a href="http://www.roh.org.uk/discover/artistdetail.aspx?id=356">Genesia Rosato</a>) tries to warn<em> Giselle</em> (<a href="http://www.roh.org.uk/discover/artistdetail.aspx?id=334">Alina Cojocaru</a>) about the dangers of  too much dancing. She will tell all villagers of the presence of Wilis in the forest who come out late at night to prey on wandering men. Note the miming of: <em>cemetery/burial grounds</em> (the crosses), <em>wilis (</em>the wings, the hand on her chin<em>) dance</em> and <em>die</em>.</p>
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<li><em>The Sleeping Beauty: Carabosse and the Lilac Fairy</em></li>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:30px;">In the prologue of the Royal Ballet&#8217;s current production of  <em>The Sleeping Beauty</em> you can see the complete sequence where <em>Carabosse </em>crashes <em>Aurora&#8217;s</em> christening and curses her, miming the gestures: <em>forgot, listen, say, grow up, beautiful, die</em>. The <em>Lilac Fairy </em>interrupts (&#8220;<em>now you listen to what I have to say</em>&#8220;) miming that if Aurora pricks her finger she will<em> sleep </em>until awakened by a <em>kiss</em> from a<em> faraway land</em> Prince.</p>
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<li style="padding-left:30px;"><em>Swan Lake: Odette and Siegfried</em></li>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:30px;">Move to 1:40 to see the full mime sequence in this video of Kevin McKenzie&#8217;s Swan Lake production for ABT. The <em>promise </em>sign is mimed twice, first by Odette (Gillian Murphy) when she is telling her story to Prince Siegfried (Ángel Corella) and then by the Prince. Odette also uses mime to explain she is the<em> Queen</em> of the swans.</p>
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<li><em>La Sylphide: Madge, Effie &#38; her friends </em></li>
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<p style="text-align:justify;padding-left:30px;">Royal Ballet&#8217;s <a href="http://www.roh.org.uk/discover/artistdetail.aspx?id=337">Johan Kobborg</a> characterised as <em>Madge </em>tells James&#8217;s fiance <em>Effie</em> and her friends their fortunes in this Bolshoi staging of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Sylphide">La Sylphide</a> (Move forward to 0:35). Notice how <em>Madge </em>predicts that <em>Effie </em>shall marry <em>Gurn</em> instead of <em>James.</em></p>
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<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>See Mime Rehearsals:</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align:justify;">Royal Ballet Director <a href="http://www.roh.org.uk/discover/thepeople/theroyalballet/monicamason.aspx">Monica Mason</a> rehearsing Principal Character Artist <a href="http://www.roh.org.uk/discover/artistdetail.aspx?id=370">Gillian Revie</a> in the role of <em>Carabosse</em> [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVNR59n2ls">link</a>]</p>
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<p style="text-align:justify;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Dowell">Anthony Dowell</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoinette_Sibley">Antoinette Sibley</a> rehearse Principals <a href="http://www.roh.org.uk/discover/artistdetail.aspx?id=369">Rupert Pennefather</a> and <a href="http://www.roh.org.uk/discover/artistdetail.aspx?id=361">Lauren Cuthberson</a> in <em>Swan Lake&#8217;s</em> Act 2 where Siegfried learns about Odette&#8217;s curse [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHkqnIMKjHc">link</a>]</p>
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<p style="text-align:justify;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Wright_(ballet)">Sir Peter Wright</a> rehearses <a href="http://www.roh.org.uk/discover/thepeople/theroyalballet/firstartists.aspx">Ludovic Ondiviela</a> in <em>The Nutcracker</em> scene where Hans Peter explains to the Sugar Plum Fairy how he and Clara battled the mice and travelled to the land of sweets [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxj6UPojOXo">link</a>]</p>
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<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>Sources and Further information:</strong></p>
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<li style="text-align:justify;">The <a href="http://www.nycballet.com/nycb/home/">NYCB website</a> contains useful learning materials for the same Nutcracker mime sequence shown above [<a href="http://www.nycballet.com/nutcracker/mime.html">link</a>]</li>
<li style="text-align:justify;">Pennsylvania Ballet [<a href="http://www.paballet.org/">link</a>]</li>
<li style="text-align:justify;"><em>Ballet 101: A Complete Guide to Learning and Loving the Ballet</em> by Robert Greskovic. [<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ballet-101-Complete-Learning-Loving/dp/0786881550">link</a>]</li>
<li style="text-align:justify;">Ballet Mime for Little Ones via <a href="http://www.neodance.org/blog">Neo Blog</a> [<a href="http://www.neodance.org/blog/2007/04/ballet-mime-for-little-ones.html">link</a>]</li>
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<title><![CDATA[MADONNA: #51]]></title>
<link>http://loopgum.com/2009/08/16/madonna-51/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Material Girl Madonna turns 51 today, August 16th. she&#8217;s Fabulous, Gorgeous, Beautiful and Sex]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>Material Girl </strong><a href="http://www.madonna.com/"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Madonna</strong></span></a><strong> turns 51 today, August 16th.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>she&#8217;s Fabulous, Gorgeous, Beautiful and Sexy .. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Madge ;*</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?0lvwicw01yz"><strong><span style="color:#808080;">Ain&#8217;t No to Big Deal &#8216;97</span></strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?tm4jmly4a1d"><strong><span style="color:#808080;">Goodbye To Innocence</span></strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?mzjznm1tymz"><strong><span style="color:#808080;">Bedtime Story (Junior Vasquez Lush Vocal Mix</span></strong></a><strong><span style="color:#808080;">)</span></strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Madonna es despreciada por Barbie]]></title>
<link>http://noseatreveria.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/madonna-es-despreciada-por-barbie/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
<guid>http://noseatreveria.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/madonna-es-despreciada-por-barbie/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Esta historia es TAN ridícula que merecía que le dedicara un post. Resulta que supuestamente Madonna]]></description>
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<p>Esta historia es TAN ridícula que merecía que le dedicara un post. Resulta que supuestamente <strong>Madonna</strong>, al enterarse que a la modelo <strong>Heidi Klum</strong> le harán una muñeca <em>Barbie</em> a su imagen y semejanza, llamó por teléfono a los jefes de la compañía <em>Mattel</em> para que también hicieran una que se pareciera a ella. Me imagino que incluso pidió que la Barbie tuviera las venas saltadas, los músculos brotando por todos lados y viniera con un novio de mucho menos edad incluído. Pero cuál fue la sorpresa de Madge cuando la empresa le dijo que no les interesaba por la imagen tan &#8220;controvertida&#8221; que tiene. Y por controvertida me refiero a &#8220;golfa y blasfema&#8221;. Obviamente Madonna se puso furiosa, derribó unas cuantas paredes de su mansión (imagínensela como <em>Hulk</em>) y ahora está pensando en lanzar su propia línea de muñecas.</p>
<p>Dudo mucho de la veracidad de esta historia porque Mattel debe tener muchos negocios con Madonna, es decir, ¿quién creen que le ha vendido todo el plástico que tiene en el cuerpo?. Sí, estoy seguro que ella tiene descuento de mayorista y hasta tiene gafete de la empresa. Además, si la imagen de Madge es inadecuada, ¿la de <em>Barbie</em> dónde la dejan? Si es por todos conocido que siempre ha sido una piruja monumental que se acuesta con cuanto juguete se le atraviesa, es más, escuché el rumor de que tuvo un hijo con el <em>Señor Cara de Papa</em> y se lo regaló a una <em>Bratz</em>. ¡Esa zorra!.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/madonna-barbie-snubbed-by-mattel/#comments" target="_blank">Fuente</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[U Thant Residence @ Embassy District Area]]></title>
<link>http://klccproperties.wordpress.com/2009/08/06/u-thant-residence/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>klccproperties</dc:creator>
<guid>http://klccproperties.wordpress.com/2009/08/06/u-thant-residence/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A luxurious 4 storey low-rise and low-density condominium with 77 units that is a reflection of this]]></description>
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<p><strong>A luxurious 4 storey low-rise and low-density condominium with 77 units that is a reflection of this very exclusive area of Embassy. One of the most sought after addresses in Kuala Lumpur.</p>
<p>U-Thant Residence’s location is matched by an unparalleled access to the city’s finest shopping, dining and entertainment spots. Everything within easy reach and more importantly, in a location of a class above the rest.<br />
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Amenities include the infinity-edge pool, wading pool and children’s play room to a multi-purpose function room and BBQ area, planned and designed to be an extension of your home. Safety and security provided by round-the-clock security and CCTV surveillance.</strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[La Sylphide: revenge of the witch]]></title>
<link>http://paperhanger.wordpress.com/2009/08/04/la-sylphide-revenge-of-the-witch/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Paper_Hanger</dc:creator>
<guid>http://paperhanger.wordpress.com/2009/08/04/la-sylphide-revenge-of-the-witch/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I went to a performance of La Sylphide put on by the Royal New Zealand Ballet. Warning: plot reveale]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>I went to a performance of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Sylphide">La Sylphide</a> put on by the <a href="http://www.nzballet.org.nz/">Royal New Zealand Ballet</a>. <strong>Warning: plot revealed.</strong></p>
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<p>Having read <a href="http://after5blog.com/2009/05/05/lets-have-a-danish-ballet/">about the Danish style of ballet</a>, I looked forward to seeing a quitissential Danish ballet work. (Actually, the Royal New Zealand Ballet was founded by a proponent of the Danish style, so I should have noticed the jumps and active male partnering long before this!)</p>
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<li><i>Flower Festival</i></li>
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<p>- originally choreographed by August Bournonville.</p>
<p>I was struck by <i>Flower Festival</i> &#8211; Michael Braun brought lift and a sense of (his) enjoyment. </p>
<p>Then it was onto the main fare: a man &#8211; James &#8211; about to get married falls in love with a Sylph (a spirit). Who said the Scots were a dour lot! So off he goes &#8211; following his heart &#8211; leaving his own wedding celebration. It all ends badly: not the least because he humiliates the village hag (&#8216;Madge&#8217; &#8211; played by Sir Jon Trimmer, with a real feeling for the part). Michael Braun is James, and the Sylph is danced by Antonia Hewitt. Braun is powerful and controlled, and yet able to project the emotions going through the James character.</p>
<p>I liked the wedding &#8211; people enjoying themselves &#8211; with the Sylph fluttering in and out when only James could see her. The Sylph is very much the marriage wrecker &#8211; James trys to resist her, but he is just a foolish man. The wedding is made much more 3-dimensional by the prescence Effie&#8217;s little sister &#8211;  danced wonderfully in character by Emma Brown. The Company is precise as ever, but a &#8216;little&#8217; girl has shorter legs, so must occassionally run to keep up with the dancers in the reel &#8211; wonderfull.</p>
<p>Rory Fairweather-Neylan, as Gurn, was at times quite funny: &#8220;I saw a fairy &#8211; right there!&#8221;. In fact there is quite a bit of humour in the ballet; it is a pity that it turns out to be more along the lines of a Greek tragedy.</p>
<p>Antonia Hewitt and the other sylphs are light and ethereal. It cannot be easy dancing the sylphs, as Marie Taglioni was considered by Bournonville as the quitessential sylph, and it cannot be easy living up to such a legendary ideal. Effie the jilted bride is ably danced by Adriana Harper; the plot does not have very much for her to do, which is a pity.</p>
<p>The two sets &#8211; castle and woods &#8211; were very good.</p>
<p>I found the two intervals &#8211; one after Dances from Naploli, and the second between the two acts from <i>La Sylphide</i> &#8211; had the effect of making the evening very &#8216;bitty&#8217;. The very traditional choreography also added to the sense that this was a series of dances &#8211; unlike &#8216;newer&#8217; ballets which have smoother transitions between dances. It seemed a little 2-dimensional.</p>
<p>But I did get to see an example of the Danish style. There were a many jumps &#8211; particularly by the men &#8211; and in the <i>pas de deux</i>&#8217;s the women were unsupported and their male partners had equal time.</p>
<p>Being a softy, I wish James and the sylph had not died. But he was a most ungenerous soul on his wedding day &#8211; casting out the village hag into the cold. And he did break his oath, so he certainly got his come uppance.</p>
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<p>I did not like the fact that the cast list is no longer handed out. The cast list from the web site differed from the cast list shown on the monitors in the foyer spaces.</p>
<p>Roll on the Company&#8217;s <i>Peter Pan</i> in October!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[SIX FACTORS TO MAKE SURE YOUR IDEA’S GOT LEGS]]></title>
<link>http://johneatonwright.wordpress.com/2009/07/31/six-factors-to-make-sure-your-idea%e2%80%99s-got-legs/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>johneatonwright</dc:creator>
<guid>http://johneatonwright.wordpress.com/2009/07/31/six-factors-to-make-sure-your-idea%e2%80%99s-got-legs/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You have a great idea, one that will last the test of time, and therefore you need to make sure your]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>You have a great idea, one that will last the test of time, and therefore you need to make sure your business and idea has legs. There are six items that need to be considered.</p>
<p>Let’s look at each item: </p>
<p><strong>SIMPLICITY:</strong> Above all an idea needs to be simple. Simple ideas are easier to communicate and easier to remember. The idea needs to be simple but have emotional depth. </p>
<p><strong>UNEXPECTEDNESS:</strong> Weird and strange ideas are remembered long after the ad stops playing adding a level of intrigue strengthens your idea in people’s minds. </p>
<p><strong>CONCRETENESS:</strong> As much as unexpectedness helps to strengthen an idea, it needs to be founded on concrete details. Strong ideas help people understand. </p>
<p><strong>CREDIBILITY:</strong> Your idea needs to have some credibility, people need to believe it. If it’s founded on a solid base, you are allowed to let your imagination believe it is possible. </p>
<p><strong>EMOTIONS:</strong> Ideas are remembered because we ‘feel’ them so allow your ideas to tap into emotions. </p>
<p><strong>STORIES:</strong> When an idea is presented in a written form, it can be understood much better. If an idea is a good one, people will be able to go away and talk about it to themselves and elate a story behind your idea. </p>
<p>If you can apply each of these factors to the ideas you come up with, you will find it is much easier to communicate, much more memorable and much more effective.</p>
<p>There a number of ideas that have lasted a life time certainly in Australia there is Aeroplane Jelly which has been around since Adam was in shorts. Vegemite, now owned by Kraft foods, it was the spread that most kids had on their sandwiches they took to school. If you are American you might remember Madge and her Colgate Dishwashing liquid, what about the Marlboro man and the wide track Pontiac. Madge hasn’t been around for a long time and are wide track Pontiacs made now?</p>
<p>http://www.investigationphilippines.com</p>
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