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Minecraft 8-Ball at gunpoint

Peters was waiting for me when I returned from work, leaping out from behind a shrub and brandishing a gun. ‘Make me another Minecraft Mod, or I will put a slug in you!’ Oh dear, here we go again… 476 more words


things i wanna say

things i shouldn’t have said but said:

“uhm i kinda sort miss talking.”


i probably made a big mistake.

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The Magic 8-Ball Was Wrong

One day last year, when I was trying to work on my creative goals and having all kinds of trouble getting started, I happened to be playing with a Magic 8-Ball at my daughter’s house. 519 more words

Magic Johnson is a Genius

Magic Johnson is the Stephen Hawking of the NBA. Is there quite simply a more brilliant mind? We think not.

The only way San Antonio or Miami don’t win the championship is if neither team makes the finals.

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Pointless Queries Prior to Siri

I hold within my maternal soul a strong conviction that these children I’ve brought into the world should feel safe in asking me anything, but must they feel compelled to ask me… 997 more words


Magic 8 Balls to Ultimatums

“When Nick and I broke up my mom had to take away my Magic 8 ball.”

In an attempt for answers, my then sixteen year old friend Cynthia clung tight to her 8 ball for the clarity she so desperately wanted post-breakup. 643 more words