There are jokes that make us laugh and provoke but they are just jokes that not to be taken seriously, like this one.

The Shamus

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous shamus, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he received this report.

Honorable sir,

You leave house.
I watch house.
He comes to house.
I watch.
He and she leave the house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree – look in window.
He kisses her.
She kisses him.
He strips her.
She strips him.
He plays with her.
She plays with him.
I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE.

(Bee Buti nga sa iyo, pakialamero ka kasi!!!)