(CNN) — Newman, Jerry Seinfeld’s diabolical nemesis and United States postal worker, was denied his dream transfer to Hawaii when the Post Office discovered he hadn’t been delivering a lot of the mail he was supposed to be. 238 more words
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In the latest round of that ancient fight between man and beast that is the tense relationship mail carriers have with residents’ dogs, a Chihuahua (to be fair, a Chihuahua mix) is effectively holding one neighborhood hostage. 328 more words
Emergency crews responded to a three-vehicle wreck on Highway 67 between Berry Road and Still Meadow Road after a mail carrier had been struck head on by another vehicle. 46 more words
Your mail carrier is the only person (besides that one creepy ex) that is guaranteed to come to your house every weekday to give you something. 109 more words
How does one prove he or she doesn’t have something?
Sure, there’s the conspicuous absence of the item in question. You can throw open your door to strangers, let them poke through your underwear drawer or recycling bin for evidence of what you never had. 752 more words