Now would be a good time to send Santa your list of toys you want him to bring me.
16 hours, 18 minutes
I am thinking of hiring an elf as a typist.
2 days, 17 hours
I am thinking of becoming a Candy Cane Ninja Cat.
5 days, 17 hours
Having been good each and every day of this year, my gift prospects are looking outstanding!
6 days, 19 hours
I heard about a strange Christmas drink called “Egg Dog.” I don’t know what it is, but I am not drinking any.
I do not want to even hear about a cute elf outfit for cats. I don’t care if it was on sale.
1 week, 1 day
It turns out you should not tell the dog to drink the Christmas tree water.
1 week, 2 days