I don’t understand how one can get sick if all they do is stay in a house all week long, excercising and eating healthy and then on weekends tearing apart their body but I did. I have all the bull shit symptoms. I think it’s from the constant weather changing.  That’s normally what does it for me, I think. I’m not a doctor. I just play one with my high school’s cheerleading team.

So I’m chillen here watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine on DVD. I don’t know how I got it, but I did. And I am thoroughly enjoying it. They are really going into the Wolverine character’s background thoroughly. But I’ll review that later, and I’m excited for it.

In the news oday, Phil Spector is being talked about. This dizzy weirdo will finally learn his fate after X amount of years in the shooting of Lana Clarkson. The verdict is supposed to be 1:30 California time so they probably have learned what went out, so I won’t open my big mouth until I hear it all.

In other news, but more on the heroic side, a passenger landed a twin engine plane in Southwest Florida without any deaths. I think that is pretty impressive because I am deathly afraid of flying. I need at least 3-4 xanex and a few vicodin before thinking about getting in the air. The reason this passenger had to land the plane was because the pilot had died. That is some scary, action movie types shit in my book.

Moving on, James Harrison, Pro-Bowl linebacker and horrible impersonation of Keenen Thomas, has signed for a truck load of money. 6 years for $51.75 million. I think this is a good move by the Steelers because Harrison is a game changer at the LB position you don’t see very often. Like Sean Merriman or the old Lawrence Taylor.

Here is Jessica Simpson’s naked ass! I really don’t like the paparazzi. This is so creepy. These up-skirt pictures. Terrible. I mean, I look every time. But this is disgusting. I think paparazzi are like in between that white stuff that forms on the side of one’s mouth and the dirty bath water. I would rather lick the bottom of my shoes than a member of the slimy paparazzi.

Mel Gibson’s wife is filing for divorce. This is something else I don’t like. Women be shoppin’ man. They marry people just for their fucking money. They are the most evil creatures on the planet. Next to paparazzi. She wants half of his $900 Million fortune plus alimony and lawyer fees. This might be the worst thing ever. Mel must be crushed. Unless she just told him she’s been a Jew the whole time. Mel hates Jews.

Tila Tequila almost died last night. Someone broke into her house, smashed everything in her living room and locked her dog in the trunk of her car. In what some are saying is the funniest prank of all time. I just don’t understand why the criminal would lie about killing her and her dog though. He could’ve just did it and I wouldn’t be calling him a liar right now.

Kate Beckinsale is a cutiepants and did an Easter egg hunt with a bunch of kids yesterday. But what’s cuter, that or my Rudy? I’m taking Rudy.

The Cincinati Reds were the first team to hit into a triple play in 2009. I think this is just a cool video, if the MLB doesn’t take it down. They are so stingy with those videos. Like Mike Cameron fractured that pitcher’s skull and I couldn’t even watch on Youtube. I had to wait until ESPN grabbed the clip. It’s bullshit. Fuck you Bud Selig.

In other news, this dude tried to solve a Rubik’s Cube during a free fall. I think that is pretty nerdy. I also would never jump from a plane. I’m usually an adrenaline junkie but planes bother me. I don’t know why. Maybe I was raped on one as a kid?

Some douche bag hung a skinned goat with other nonsense from the Harry Caray statue outside of the Cubs home field. I guess some medicine man, voodoo child of some sort decided this was the cure to the curse that they have? I don’t know. Seems ridiculous to me.

I apologize in advance for the Golf news, but some Spaniard has won the Masters. When it’s not Tiger Woods, no one gives a fuck. Phil Mickelson seemed to have choked a bit, again. I really don’t follow golf but that’s because it sucks.

This is what’s on TV tonight. It’s my dad’s favorite day for television. Which says a lot, because his sense of humor is drier than a pack of Saltines in the Sahara. For my money, I’d go with How I Met Your Mother, though.

Simon Cowell might leave American Idol, in what might be the best news I have ever heard. Would the show end? Oh please say it ends. Even better news, Minka Kelly is in a bikini! She is a cutiepants. In other cutiepants news, Zac Efron used his lifeless eyes on SNL. His hair is also retarded. I hate this fucking guy. But I would blow him to eventually give Keenen Thompson AIDs. Do you think Hunter S. Thompson owned his parents? My vote is yes.

Well, here is a link to Megan Fox in the rain. Her face is gorgeous. Lips, eyes, the works. I’m truly obsessed. I would eat her asshole on top of my girlfriend’s dead body.

Two of my favorite people.

That’s a picture of Mickey Rourke and former Gladiator and current love of my life, Gina Carrano. They were at teh Strikeforce event that I watched and reviewed on Saturday night. Check out the post, it’s a few back from this one. Here’s a box office statement.

See how unfunny I am becoming when I try to spice up a blog that I don’t get fucking paid for? Fuck you, Highlander.

Here is a good knockout video. Here’s how to learn how to play guitar in two minutes. In other news, I still hate the fucking collegehumor guys. Mandy Lynn (NSFW). Some other girl who got naked as well (NSFW).

I am so fucking done with this blog. Go fuck yourself if you were bored with my blog before hand because you made me hate doing it today. I won’t be back tonight because I’ll be watching the Yankees and probably be drunk. Fuck you.

Den smartaste i America’s Most Smartest Model, Mandy Lynn, 26, ex Playboy Model.

I generally try to to avoid watching too much television and staying up too late, because I believe that aforesaid actions will probably lead to my academic demise. That said, I usually manage to accomplish the latter (staying up too late, not academic demise… although I do see some of that in my near future) during the week, and the former on Friday nights. I blame it on cruel teachers and VH1. I usually don’t get my work done until past midnight, which means I’m sitting in Physics the next morning, half-asleep while the teacher reviews for the upcoming test. Which I promptly fail. And then I try to catch up on whatever we did when I fell asleep, but then I fall behind on the current work, and then I fall asleep at… 2 am. Vicious cycle, indeed. But onto a more important matter than my academic shortcomings… VH1.

VH1, VH1, VH1. Ah… what a channel. It blows MTV out of the water (in my opinion). Better than Spike TV, FX, and, dare I say it, Comedy Central. Certainly better than the Disney Channel (except for when Disney plays Canadian TV shows. Then it’s a tie). I can watch VH1 for hours, watch shows that I thought I would hate (I Love New York 2, anyone?), even watch reruns (That might be stretching it. I hate reruns. Even those of my favorite shows). This week, I turned on the television to see what was on, and I see “America’s Most Smartest Model.”

Ahhh, America’s Most Smartest Model. I originally watched this show because I thought, ooh, fun, let’s make fun of stupid people who think they’re smart. Call me stupid, a sucker for hot models with great abs, or just dumbed down by television- but, disturbingly enough, I’ve begun to actually… enjoy this show. It’s almost scary. You see, I hate models. I think they’re absolutely stupid. That’s actually why I watched this show, so I could laugh at them because they actually thought they were intelligent. BUT THEY KNOW THINGS! Take Daniel, for instance. Apparently, he’s a terrible model. I can’t argue with Mary Alice’s claim that his outfit and hair sucked in the second challenge. But he’s actually smart! He won the spelling bee with a word that I don’t think I could spell! I mean, some of these models went to college. I think that most of them got some form of higher education, actually! It’s amazing- they’re not as stupid as I thought.

Mary Alice Stephenson hosts the show and her cohost is- who could be better- Ben Stein. (Beuler… Beuler… Anyone?… Anyone?…) I love the way he eliminates people. They don’t get what he’s saying. End of Episode 1: “Like the leg bones of a cetacean mammal, you are now vestigial.” I won’t tell you who is eliminated, but I assure you, non-reaction is great. (Meaning, they don’t realize they’ve been eliminated).

Run-through of the charming characters (or at least the ones that stick out… and this does also include what we see of their personalities from Episode 2):

• Rachel Myers: Total bitch; thinks she’s smart; surprised when she misses a question, but someone dumber than her gets it right; has the hots for VJ; is described by VJ as a “fox”; seems easier than a four-piece jigsaw puzzle; did I mention she’s a selfish bitch?
• VJ: Is hot; but is also an asshole; very selfish; Rachel wants him; he and Rachel seem to have a lot of “chemistry”; thinks he’s awesome
• Gaston: Kind of an asshole, but not as much as other people in the house; wants the girls in the house to do porn with each other; is especially famous for the line “dirty penis”(featured in Episode 1, if you’re curious); thinks he’s good at picking up girls, but he’s not
• Jesse: Is criticized incessantly by Mary Alice (among other judges) for being “fat”
• Andre: From the Soviet Union! What an asshole; he’s the most disliked in the house; thinks he’s better than everyone else; very hot; very bad attitude; practically everything he says makes an excellent quote (Example: Jesse: “Do you snore?” Andre: “No, but I masturbate.”)
• Mandy Lynn: Is the dumbest one in the house; she’s done a lot of lingerie modeling; never done runway modeling “with her clothes on”; thinks she has a shot; Ben seems to (in Andre’s words) “like her breasts”; Mary Alice wants to make her a pet project; she (Mandy Lynn) has once said that she thinks she’s a “smart model”
• Jamie: Is orange. ‘Nuff said
• Rachael Murphy: Is Australian; did a photo shoot with Pickel (she was a… see the show to find out)
• Jeff Pickel: Pickel, not Pickle; did a photo shoot with Rachael (I wouldn’t mention it, but it’s slightly important)
• Brett: Is hot; knows his elements (from the periodic table, that is)
• Lisa: Had the misfortune of working with Andre (they fought); the photo shoot was cool

Everyone else is kind of whatever to me. These are the only people I really care about, for better or worse. The thing is (and it really scares me), I’m starting not to hate Mandy Lynn as much as I thought. Which is really weird, since the first time I saw her, I was like, Bitch, what are you doing?!? Get off that show, it’s for smart people, not idiots like you. She has that “Eee-hee-hee-hee” laughter that’s all high and ditzy and these lips that are so surgically enhanced, it hurts to look at them (“You know, it’s not collagen, it’s silicone.”) and a disproportionately tiny waist and huge breasts. It’s horrible. You can’t even understand what she’s saying a lot of the time, because of aforesaid lips… and…oh, it’s just nasty! But you know what? Despite her “I think I’m a smart model” moments and Andre’s “That’s a lie. He just likes her breasts.” comments, I think I may actually be starting to… accept the little centerfold. Could it be? Stay tuned to find out.

Quotes (of the day, the week… whatever you want):

“God Almighty, the BBC is weird!”

(That’s actually my history teacher, not AMSM)

“I have a $6000 apartment in Times Square! I have a rare dog!”

(Andre, AMSM, Episode 1)

“At this point in the game, we’re stil bare ass f***ing naked”

(Jesse, AMSM, Episode 2)

“I think I’m a smart model.”

(Mandy Lynn, AMSM, Episode 2)

“Pierre?”

(Rachel Myers, AMSM, Episode 2; The question was, what was Napoleon Bonaparte’s last name. Although they didn’t give away the answer. But what other “petit, French” rulers are there that happen to be named “Napoleon”?)

More to come! Watch the show! Get the facebook app! Go AMSM crazy! Go to vh1.com and become obsessed with that damn show! You know you want to! (I do, at least)

I’ve just got to stop reading entertainment news. Had I not done so, I’d not know that the premiere of America’s Most Smartest Model was Sunday, October 7, 2007. I don’t want to watch this show. Quite honestly, I don’t want to watch any more models unless they’ve got a little more than skin and bones on them.

I’d rather encourage people to sign one of my Thinspiration Petitions, or visit mamaVision.

But this is an entertainment blog and so because while occasionally I come up with something pretty entertaining all on my own, I realize there are some people out there who appreciate entertainment blogs that provide some typical entertainment news.

Especially when that news involves some starlet with nude photos available.

Mandy Lynn, just like Valentina Vaughn, isn’t your typical starlet with an “Oops, those nude photos were private and meant only for my boyfriend and I’m so traumatized that they’re online, whatever will I do now (except cash in on them) I’m so embarassed.”

No, Mandy Lynn, according to her bio listed for the show, hails originally from her hometown of Long Island, New York, and is 26 years old. She claims to have half a million friends on her MySpace page, and she has also worked as a model for Playboy magazine. Lynn believes that one of her positive points is that she’s a fairly good speller.

Half a million friends on her MySpace? Pshaw. The site, when viewed by fracas at 12:44 am Monday October 8 (Saskatchewan time, which is GMT – 06:00) the site listed only 416,380 friends. Sheesh Mandy Lynn, you might call yourself a good speller, but at math, you obviously choose to estimate rather than compute. If you were rounding off, you’d still have to call it 400,000 and not half a million.You’re actually 84,620 short of that half million. I hope you can spell million better than you can count it.

But hey… you’re pretty cute. And you have really big boobs. So that’s probably worth half a million friends anyway. I can see why you just make the leap. I’m sure within days, that number will jump over the 500,000 mark anyway and then it won’t matter.

And Mandy Lynn… I don’t know if you are America’s Most Smartest Model and I’ll probably have to read about it on Google News, because I don’t think I’m watching the show this year (if there is more than one year even). You see… it was Sunday, and I have a family, and things like that… and the last thing I’d probably do is encourage my family to spend Sunday watching the show. What I do know, is that lots of people are already online searching for nude photos of you and while I’m sure you won’t have the appeal of a Vanessa Hudgens or an Antonella Barba, you will probably get some hits, some new MySpace friends and a little bit of a bang out of it… just like Valentina Vaughn.

The problem is Mandy… if you weren’t already a former Playboy model, with naughty photos readily available, you’d be a far bigger sensation because lately, it seems that the thing everyone is looking for (well, not just lately, hasn’t it always been that way) is the good girl gone bad.

I guess that’s why all the kinky, sexy lingerie and costume retailers online have that school girl uniform look available.

So folks. If you’re looking for nude or sexy photos of Mandy Lynn, it won’t be much of a challenge, they’re all over the place. If you’re looking for wet book photos of Daddypapersurfer though, you’ll have to come back here in oh… a couple of weeks. I’m sure by then the TG will have had a chance to hose him down, and he’ll have read that oneredpaperclip book cover to cover and it might even be a little dog-eared and be able to be held open nice and wide to cover up that which we all are hoping is covered up.

For now though, please enjoy the Mandy Lynn links and information because you all know by now that fracas is here to help.

It’s what I do.

It’s why you love me.

 And speaking of that… why don’t you click the little chicklet, vote for me over at fuelmyblog, and help me win $500?

There just might be more naughty stuff come about as a result. In fact, I can promise you that for sure, if fracas wins the $500 for getting the most votes at fuelmyblog in October, fracas will be launching something hilariously naughty…. that involves the actual fraccy female you’ve come to know and love be annoyed and bewildered by.

How’s that for A Canadian Thanksgiving post? Today being Thanksgiving Day in Canada, I bet there are at least one or two people out there who think that offer is something to be thankful for. The rest of you can be thankful that I found you these links and you don’t have to look for them anymore.

Mandy Lynn Links:

• Mandy Lynn’s MySpace
• Mandy Lynn’s Buddy TV Profile for America’s Most Smartest Model
• Mandy Lynn’s Official Site where members (that means money folks) can see nude photos of her.
• Mandy Lynn’s MySpace Superbabes Interview (sexy though not nude photos here)
• Mandy Lynn’s Wikipedia Entry
• Mandy Lynn’s GrindTV Feature
• Mandy Lynn’s ModelsMania page (sexy photos here)