If you put down a list of jobs, doctor,
lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star,
everybody would pick the movie star.
And why? So you could lie around the pool, 17 more words
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve wanted a man to win me a shitty, ridiculous stuffed animal at a carnival.
Maybe because my mom never let me play carnival games. 350 more words
Date night! We decided to indulge and headed out for half-priced margaritas and snacks on the patio of one of our favorite Mexican restaurants. Pictured are my cucumber (my fave) and Jason’s jalapeno margaritas (which were followed by Jason’s blood orange (his fave) and my avocado margaritas). 10 more words
We’ve all been there.
That cookies baked just for you. The cake passed out at a friend’s birthday party. The dinner invite.
Torn between the things you can’t eat and the friends you want to keep. 457 more words