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Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

-Mark Twain

Quote Of The Day

Ach ich fühl's: The Book is Out

For singers, there are many German diction books, but now there is the  singer’s ultimate guide to the German language:

Ach ich fühl’s – German for Opera Singers in Three Acts: Studying, Speaking, Singing… 193 more words

Jay Leno Deserves His Mark Twain Prize for American Humor

“I was with the same girl for three years and I started to have erection difficulties. We had different ideas as to what the problem was. 774 more words

Me and my buddy Mark Twain

Look who I ran into in South Lake Tahoe?  None other than Mark Twain sitting on a park bench reading his famous novel –  The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. 19 more words


Monday Quote

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

                                                                                                 Mark Twain

Monday Quote

Those Annual Bills

Those Annual Bills
Mark Twain, 1835-1910

These annual bills! these annual bills!
How many a song their discord trills
Of “truck” consumed, enjoyed, forgot,
Since I was skinned by last year’s lot! 65 more words