So two weeks ago I’m talking on the phone to my sister, thanking her for sending me the facial hair remover I requested. No such thing is sold in Germany, as they believe in threading the hair s… more →
The Heather Chronicleswrote 11 months ago: If you’re friends with me over on the facebook then you’ve seen all these. If not hooray … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Well, hello there kiddies. It’s been sometime since the last time you slept with my wife. Ti … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Yesterday was a historic day in our house. No, nobody graduated, promoted, or learned to tie their o … more →
wrote 1 year ago: So its New Year’s Eve, people. You know, that special time of the year when everyone is scurry … more →
wrote 1 year ago: So two weeks ago I’m talking on the phone to my sister, thanking her for sending me the facial … more →
wrote 1 year ago: In case anyone cares, I’m still an orphan, but today I’m moving on to something new beca … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I wanted to write about things fall related today, or do an Ask Heather, but both of those take a lo … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Today I woke up like it was Christmas. Jenny, one of my oldest and greatest friends from DC, has fin … more →
wrote 1 year ago: If you can believe it my parents just celebrated their 34th wedding anniversary June 4th! So in hono … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I wanted to do wordless wednesday yesterday so that I could post these amazing photos today! I can h … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Hey there interwebbers! I’ve been a bit busy with gorging myself on many a restaurant and visiting w … more →
wrote 2 years ago: So last night I caused an uproar on the FB by mentioning I wanted to write about being prego (and ab … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Hello boys and girls. Gather round gather round. It’s time for another glimpse into my mind an … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I have thought about David Sedaris approximately 72,300 seconds today. Or I will have, by the time … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Hello, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home? I’ll give you a … more →
wrote 2 years ago: And everyone’s favorite little segment is back. (I know I know you perverts like the TMI sex posts t … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Where was that section in my marriage handbook that no one gave me? I wonder why no one ever told m … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Or at least his school of thought when it comes to sickness at my house. Chris Rock, I hate you. In … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Sometimes I think my husband tells me his brilliant ideas just to spike my blood pressure and make s … more →