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Have you ever heard
about the device that
converts your precious
thoughts into speech !!!
It’s called ‘Alcohol’ 

Have you ever heard
about the device that… 10 more words


Husband & wife went to Jerusalem.
Wife died there.

Priest: “Sending her body home would cost you $10000…
But… burial here at this holy city would cost just $100″. 35 more words


When a married friend says that he will think and reply. That straightaway means he has to take permission from his wife and respond. :-D


Jack and Jill, joke.

Jack, age 92, and Jill, age 89, living in Auckland, are all excited
about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests… 129 more words