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A thinking man

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. 82 more words


Your big butt.

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. 106 more words


mangled manhood, joke

A man was in a terrible accident, and his “manhood” was mangled and torn from his body.

His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. 86 more words


Secret of a contented marriage.

A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life:

“My wife makes all the small decisions,” he explained, “and I make all the big ones. 118 more words