Joke for today
Marriage (Part I)
Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid
down the following rules:
‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time… 99 more words
1 day, 13 hours
Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. 177 more words
6 days, 12 hours
A guy who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. 97 more words
6 days, 17 hours
The funny corner
> When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I’ve put a box
> under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” 308 more words
Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men’s toiletries.
A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance. 36 more words
2 weeks, 5 days
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. … 133 more words
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. 82 more words
1 month, 2 weeks