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Marriage (Part I)

Marriage (Part I)
Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid
down the following rules:

‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time… 99 more words


Girls' night out

Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. 177 more words


The Drunk Driver And The Cop

A guy who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.   97 more words

Clean Jokes

> When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I’ve put a box
> under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” 308 more words


men's toiletries

Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men’s toiletries.

A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance. 36 more words


Take a photo

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.

The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. … 133 more words


A thinking man

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. 82 more words