We had grand plans for an hilarious post tonight in which we would take a practice citizenship test in honor of Marty becoming a US citizen today. Pookie helps a lot of patrons at the library with the… more →
Interchangeable PartsSchnookie wrote 3 days ago: We had grand plans for an hilarious post tonight in which we would take a practice citizenship test … more →
Schnookie wrote 1 month ago: Boxworthy hanging out with Bernice the pigeon (or, as I just typed it, “Bernice the penguin … more →
Dan Rice wrote 2 months ago: Here are the transcripts of my post-game interviews after last night’s 1-0 Devils win over the … more →
sallypants wrote 5 months ago: Okay, there’s the start of my summer project… A hockey alphabet! I think I’m havin … more →
beersinthebleachers wrote 7 months ago: Oh Philadelphia you have a chance…..The Flyers will still lose. On a happier note the Devils w … more →
CJ wrote 7 months ago: This is like the best week in sports for me. -The Rangers are up 3-1 in their series. -The Bruins el … more →
Schnookie wrote 8 months ago: The biggest news here at stately IPB Manor is that the lovely and talented and intelligent Tim sent … more →
Schnookie wrote 8 months ago: Despite the Devils success so far, this has been a hard season for us to write about. We felt they w … more →
Schnookie wrote 8 months ago: There is nothing we hate more in hockey than relentless media hype. There are lots of things that dr … more →
Schnookie wrote 8 months ago: We have recently been calming down in our neverending vigil of completely losing our minds whenever … more →
cgoody wrote 9 months ago: Tiger Woods takes on Martin Brodeur in the Final Four. Tiger Woods: Attended Stanford University Is … more →
Schnookie wrote 9 months ago: These are the things Martin Brodeur is capable of, the things that made the suggestion that he would … more →
Schnookie wrote 9 months ago: We’re not going to lie, Gentle Reader – we never thought this day would come. It’s felt like a lifet … more →
Schnookie wrote 1 year ago: Now that it’s after Thanksgiving, that means it’s full-time Christmas Season! WOOOO! It … more →
Schnookie wrote 1 year ago: Gentle Reader, if you remember back to the first post-Marty game of this season, you might recall th … more →
Pookie wrote 1 year ago: We don’t mean to alarm anyone, but is there anyone here who knows how to tend goal? … more →
Pookie wrote 1 year ago: Okay, so the news today is, as expected, not good: Marty’s hurt. Maybe badly. We won’t k … more →
Schnookie wrote 1 year ago: Today was an exciting day at stately IPB Manor, because we finally got something in our email inbox … more →
Pookie wrote 1 year ago: Hello, morons! Because you believe Marty is a product of the system, you are reading this letter. No … more →