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Nothing quite like..

Teasing a friend with pics of my boobs and getting told he’s now going for a play as he’s *that* hard he can’t wait..

For all my anti-dating feelings at the moment I sure am cheeky..


Things I have learnt so far today..

-Masterbating with a bruised ass is fucking intense
-wordpress doesn’t like my spelling of masterbating
-sitting down is making me wet
-hot showers are especially awesome on said bum… 24 more words