EAST CLEVELAND DEC. 22, 2009 Dear Friends, This has been a wonderful year for all us Kayes! So, without further adieu, let’s catch you up! As many of you may already know, Matt was acquitted! Most o… more →
PICTURE WAR: My Friend, Stirling Gardner vs. Matt Kaye, My Friendsggardner wrote 6 days ago: EAST CLEVELAND DEC. 22, 2009 Dear Friends, This has been a wonderful year for all us Kayes! So, wit … more →
sggardner wrote 1 week ago: Hey, Everyone! Greetings from Santa Monica, California! It’s day two of our week long trip to … more →
sggardner wrote 2 weeks ago: Matt Kaye, my friend loves to fire up some Jessica Simpson tune-age while Swiffering his carpet. He … more →
sggardner wrote 3 weeks ago: Matt Kaye, my friend would like you to know that The Kittendale 2009 calendar is on sale right now t … more →
sggardner wrote 1 month ago: Matt Kaye, my friend is one bad mother-fucker. When he’s not out doing drive-bys, playing Dom … more →
sggardner wrote 1 month ago: Hi, I’m Matt Kaye and this is my new miniature poodle, Charley. Ever since I arrived in Clevel … more →
sggardner wrote 1 month ago: Every year, Matt Kaye, my friend and his family host their own private little summer camp in Ashvill … more →
sggardner wrote 1 month ago: Matt Kaye, my friend is posting ads on Craigslist AGAIN. I would like to be clear that after you fin … more →
sggardner wrote 1 month ago: Matt Kaye, my friend and Lance Armstrong have three things in common: lean, muscular frames, they li … more →
themattkaye wrote 2 months ago: by Matt Kaye What up, bitch?! My name is Stirling Gardner and I’m looking for someone real special … more →
sggardner wrote 2 months ago: Some people spend their entire lives trying to figure out what they want to do… not Matt Kaye, … more →
themattkaye wrote 2 months ago: Stirling Gardner -Hello Magnet-Learners, I am Stirling Gardner and… (Interrupted by Doorbell) … more →
sggardner wrote 2 months ago: Matt Kaye, my friend has taken up the sport of competitive bronzing. His first official event will b … more →
themattkaye wrote 2 months ago: THIS IS STIRLING GARDNER AND THESE ARE HIS HAIKUS: (written by Matt Kaye) 1. Musky meat flower, Boss … more →
sggardner wrote 2 months ago: A lot of people wear their heart on their sleeve…. not Matt Kaye, my friend. He prefers to w … more →
themattkaye wrote 2 months ago: Hi. I’m Stirling Gardner. I’m a real employee worker because I’m a growed-up adult … more →
sggardner wrote 2 months ago: When asked if this was an accurate portrayal of his girlfriend, Matt farted and replied, “Fuck … more →
themattkaye wrote 2 months ago: (Red visor-RV): Hi, I am Stirling Gardner. (White hat-WH): Hi, Stirling Gardner. I’m Toby the … more →
sggardner wrote 2 months ago: Matt Kaye, my friend is no stranger to modeling. Every since he was a child, he has had an inner kn … more →