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Deja You.1 comment

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I stop the car in on the curb. I didn’t run the siren, I didn’t turn on the lights, and … more →

Tags: gentleman dog thief, max being stupid

The Sinister Urge Is A Silly Urge.4 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Have you ever had one of those things happen, where someone can tell you’re about to say somet … more →

Tags: noir cliches, doreen duck

Mama Take This Badge Off Of Me, I Can't Use It Anymore.7 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Hey dere Max. Hey, Dog. See, dat’s whut I talkin bout. Fox never did bother lernin mah name, j … more →

Tags: noir cliches, huge sunday, max being stupid, blatant specism, sherman the skunk

You Take The Hostage You Can, Not The Hostage You Want.11 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Slyyy… “Sh!” But we been followin ‘im fer like all day! “And we’ … more →

Tags: noir cliches, Unsolved, harry ape, sherman the skunk

At This Rate, I'll Be Solving Lasagna Thefts Next.2 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: It was cold. A mean sort of cold, the kind that squeezes through the seams of your clothes like some … more →

Tags: Unsolved, huge sunday, exploding mailboxes, Pearls Before Swine

Foreshadowed.16 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: The door swings slowly open, like a rusty bear trap just praying that you’ll think it’s … more →

Tags: noir cliches, cassandra cat, huge sunday, exploding mailboxes

Push the Button, Frank.3 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I was in the middle of an experiment. I tend to get two kinds of case, the real serious kind and the … more →

Tags: huge sunday, slick smitty, blatant specism, Weird Shit, ms. mayfair

This is Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not an Entry.5 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: Er, um, uh, can you mebee, erm, gimme a hand wit dis? I look at him over the top of my paper. … more →

Tags: harry ape, lie detector

Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave When First We Take a Taxicab.6 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: “You’re what?” Am deaf, yes? Please to making the room, other customers, yes? … more →


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