Ashley Green, one of the stars of the new movie Twilight, New Moon, next to Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Launter, posed for the December cover of Maxim magazine.

Wednesday evening, at the party organized by the magazine, Ashley shone on the red carpet showing a body as sexy as in the photos awaiting to be published.

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New exclusive pictures and interview on Maxim.co.uk! Click on image to take ya straight there

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After being poorly (I feel a lot better more of the time now) I have had the urge to clean the house meticulously and start creating decorations and presents for Christmas. I am rather excited about Christmas this year; I am never really over-the-top excited about it, but this Christmas will be the first in our new house! I put the tree up last night… a lot of people have said that it is far too early, but my family is coming to celebrate Christmas a week early, so why cant I put the tree up a week early!? It is just inspiration standing in the corner now, I cant wait to start putting presents under it.

Yesterday Ryan came home with a new frying pan, which was on sale in Debenhams:

So this led me on to looking at all the kitchenware that Debenhams sell… There are quite a few things that I love, which I am sure you can get elsewhere too, just they are all bundled together in one shop! Here are my selections:

1. Dark grey Roast ‘n Rack by Maxim – I love making roast dinners so much, but I still dont really have the roasting trays for all the ingredients.

2. Cream plate with glass dome lid – I just love the aesthetic of having this in the kitchen with cakes under it!

3. Teal rectangular stoneware dish by Le Creuset – maybe for pasta bakes

4. Cream stove kettle by Prestige – I adore the lines and the shapes that make up these retro-style kettles. I even love the fact you have to put it on the stove, so amazing! There are some of the same/similar style that are electric, but its not really the same thing is it. We also need an upgrade from the £6 kettle I bought a few years ago from Woolworths haha!

5. Azure cast iron casserole dish By Le Creuset – for casseroles of course. Winter is drawing in and I am always a sucker for homemade comfort food. For some reason all the Le Creuset items I have picked here bar one are in blue; I actually like all and any of the colours in the range that they make.

6. Ken Hom 5 piece Wok set by Tao – because I dont have a wok, and I really feel like trying to make stir fry and chinese style chicken.

7. Teal cast iron 26cm square grillit by Le Creuset – because it would make amazing steaks, and you can pour out the juices from the pan afterwards… mmmmm!

8. Spring form cake pan by Kitchen Craft – because I have none!

9. Volcanic regular cast iron grill by Le Creuset – I believe you can either put this in the oven, or as a hot plate on the stove… I love that idea.

10. 5 piece stainless steel set by Prestige – because all of my pans are leaving black flakes in my pasta yuk! Not necessarily this set, but something similar that wont ruin my food.

11. Blue Icona 4 slice toaster by De Longhi – so yummy looking! And blue again… why!?? We need an upgrade from the £5 toaster from Woolworths I bought 3 years ago…

12. 14cm microwave saucepan – when I saw this I thought of Ryan. He always eats beans, and always cooks them in Tupperware pots without handles or spouts, and it looks like a very awkward process to try not to burn your fingers, so this could be ideal!

13. Assam teapot by Bodum – I am never any good at judging how long to leave teabags to steep in the water before pouring, and it either comes out too weak or too strong. So… if I can see what is going on inside the pot I will be ok! It also has a plunger to stop the process when it is right for you, and you can use teabags or leaves and it works!

14. Cream food mixer by KitchenAid – how gorgeous is this machine! We have one in the kitchen at the bar that I work at, I might see if they will sell it to me as it is not really in use.

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I am also in the process of designing some quilted Christmas stockings for myself and Ryan, to hang on the wall (where the mantel should be if the house still had one), some knitted presents for my grandparents, maybe some other presents too, and some decorations for the house! I am thinking garlands, and wreaths, and paper chains of course.

Ryan is dying my hair for me tonight, so if I think I look semi-unpoorly afterwards I shall take a photo and paste it to the end of this blog.

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Jenn xx

P.S I am now down to 4 hamsters… It seems to be a sad time in Hamsterville. I have not changed anything about their living conditions… maybe it is just that time of year Rest in peace crazy dude who bit me really hard…

Biroul Naţional de Statistică informează că în trimestrul II 2009 mărimea minimului de existenţă a constituit în medie pe o persoană 1238,4 lei, fiind în descreştere faţă de trimestrul II 2008 cu 10,9%, iar faţă de trimestrul I 2009 – cu 7,5%.  Această scădere a avut loc în special din cauza micşorării preţurilor la produsele alimentare incluse în coşul alimentar al minimului de existenţă.

Valoarea maximă a minimului de existenţă revine populaţiei în vârstă aptă de muncă – 1310,6 lei, şi în special bărbaţilor – 1392,1 lei. Pentru pensionari minimul de existenţă a constituit 1059,6 lei şi reprezintă 85,6% din valoarea medie pentru totalul populaţie. Veniturile disponibile lunare ale populaţiei în trimestrul II 2009 au constituit 1179,6 lei în medie pe o persoană. Co-raportul dintre veniturile medii lunare disponibile pe o persoană şi valoarea medie a minimului de existenţă a fost de 95,3%, faţă de 87,4% în aceeaşi perioadă a anului precedent.

 Salariul mediu lunar pe economie al unui angajat a constituit în trimestrul II anul curent 2792,5 lei, sau cu 8,1% mai mult comparativ cu aceeaşi perioadă a anului precedent. Astfel este posibilă acoperirea minimului de existenţă pentru populaţia aptă de muncă în proporţie de 2,1 ori (în perioada respectivă a anului 2008 – 1,7 ori).

Nivelul maxim de acoperire a minimului de existenţă pentru populaţia aptă de muncă a fost atins de salariaţii din sectorul financiar – cel minim de cei din agricultură şi silvicultură a căror salarii acoperă minimul de existenă în proporţie de 103,2%.

“În Republica Moldova coşul minim de consum a ajuns la 1.100 de lei pe lună, adică aproximativ 70 de euro. Luînd în calcul evoluţia preţurilor şi costul serviciilor, autorităţile de la Chişinău consideră că suma ar fi suficientă pentru ca o persoană să îşi cumpere alimentele şi îmbrăcămintea necesare pentru o lună şi să achite facturile” a declarat Vasile Enache, contabil.

Majorarea co-raportului dintre veniturile medii ale populaţiei şi principalele surse de venit (salariile, pensiile), faţă de minimul de existenţă este determinată de faptul, creşterii continuie a veniturilor populaţiei, în perioada trimestrul II 2008 – trimestrul II 2009. Aceasta avut loc în condiţiile stabilităţii nivelului general al preţurilor în special a unor produse, mai cu seamă a celor alimentare, fiind înregistrată o scădere a preţurilor.

(Credit: Kim So Eun Baidu Bar)
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Incep aceasta postare prin a va spune ca in ultima vreme sunt disperat…Sunt nervos,din ce in ce mai nervos.Motivul?!Este cam o saptamana de cand sunt terorizat de un dobitoc/o dobitoaca care da beep-uri cu numar ascuns…Nici macar nu suna cu numar ascuns,doar da beep-uri si ziua si noaptea,dar nu e problema,voi merge la Vodafone(asta pentru ca Vodafone folosesc mai des,am si Orange insa numarul nu au reusit sa il afle),si voi face reclamatii peste reclamatii pana aflu cine esti cretinule/cretino…Iar atunci va fi vai si amar de tine,cand voi afla cine esti…Daca mi-ar citi Mircea Badea articolul asta,ar rade cu lacrimi dupa care mi-ar spune “Stai linistit prietene ca suntem in aceeasi situatie,e plina tara asta de cretini,de idioti,de tampiti“…Si i-as da dreptate…Adica ce mare inginerie e si asta sa dai beep-uri cu numar ascuns…Ce vrei sa demonstrezi idiotule,nenorocitule/idioato,nenorocito?!Ma intreb de unde ai totusi nr meu?!Si de ce ai ales sa ma terorizezi in acest fel?!Ce urmaresti de fapt?!Nu esti atat de barbat/femeie incat sa vorbesti la telefon?!Ce crezi ca rezolvi prin niste nenorocite de beep-uri menite sa scoata omul din minti?!Ti-am gresit eu cu ceva incat e necesar sa dai beep-uri cu numar ascuns si ziua si noaptea?!Urla prostia in tine,dar repet,voi afla cine esti si va fi rau de tine,iti garantez…Vei vedea tu atunci mesaje ce primesti de la toata lumea care ma cunoaste,si ziua,si noaptea,pana cand o sa iti schimbi numarul de telefon si o sa te inveti minte sa nu te mai joci tu cu cine nu trebuie.Promit solemn ca in maxim 2-3 saptamani pun mana pe tine…

Destul cu asta,trecem la partea cea mai grava a acestei saptamani,care intr-un anume fel a inceput de Duminica…Adica trecem la ceilalti idioti din Romania,cei care au votat Basescu,fiind cumparati de un “mic ajutor“ oferit de sustinatorii sai de campanie…Adica stiti voi bine despre ce vorbesc,de cei 500.000 mii lei vechi,sau or fi fost 400.000,sau 300.000 sau cat or fi fost de i-ati primit ca sa-l votati…

Adica voi inca nu ati inteles ca “traiti bine“ maxim 2 ore cu acei 500.000 mii,si ca va asteapta 5 ani in schimb in care veti trai ca in iad…V-am anuntat si v-am prevenit de la inceput,dar ati facut exact ceea ce ati vrut voi,pentru ca este tara democratica nu?!Fiecare are dreptul la opinie,la parere,la alegere…Ok,acum veti vedea ce urmeaza…Greul de abia acum incepe…Daca nu va avea loc o a doua revolutie in Romania in acesti 5 ani,e mare lucru…Acum va mai dau un sfat…Mergeti la vot si votati Geoana in turul 2…E unica sansa de a mai spera ca putem trai decent…

Cam atat ar fi de spus…Voi mai reveni cu noi postari aici,insa dupa ce dau de prietenul/prietena teroristt/terorista…O zi buna in continuare va doresc…

DannyAngel —> Innebunesc,deci exist!!! )

So, I gotta admit. This isn’t the first time I’ve dreamed about packing it up as an investment banker and trying my hand as a writer. Back when Maxim and FHM and all those magazines were just getting started, you know, periodicals that finally spoke to my generation, and Viagra was just invented, I thought about bidding Wall Street one final “fuck you” and retiring to do my memoirs.

I had to put up with almost four years of whining from all the douchebags after that shit went down with Meriwether. Everyone was all crying, “Oh, we gotta help the professors at Long-Term Crapital,” and I was like, “Listen up douchebags, those motherfuckers can each personally lick the underside of my wrinkly, gray and possibly cancerous nutsack before my firm ponies up a dime.”

But whatever, I sucked it up and got back to work. But I did try my hand at a few stories I had hoped to sell to Maxim. I forgot all about them until last week, when my computer crashed. After a few cocktails during a Callaway over at National, this old friend of mine from college called me up and told me I had to check out the video at the link he just emailed me. It was of two Brazilian chicks crapping all over each other, or some other such nonsense. George Clooney supposedly gets off on it. Well, if it’s good enough for GC it’s good enough for JC.

But when I clicked on the link it gave my machine some nasty virus, so bad I thought I would have to call a Jesuit priest to remove it. It was the worst virus I’ve seen since I was a copier salesman in my 20s, and a repairman I know caught some nasty shit after fixing a bunch of machines that broke because so many people had photocopied their bare asses on them.

When the delivery-service guy came that night, I asked him to take a look at my computer. He sent me off to find my old Windows disc, in case we needed to reinstall everything, and I made a mental note to tell Gates to go jump out a Window at the next bridge tournament. I never found the Windows disc, but I did find this old backup disc from my days as an aspiring Maxim writer. A lot of it’s dated – what the fuck was the Church of the Nazaria? Who knows. Hell, making fun of diversity training is dated, according to my delivery guy, if you can believe him, he’s been sampling the OG Kush all the live-long’ day. He says if you make fun of the culture training these days, you get sent to jail and ass raped by a Mexican. How’s that for diversity?

10 Sentences to Get You a Scholarship to Diversity Training

Are you fed up with the daily grind, but don’t have what it takes to get laid off from a New Economy company? Then we have just the ticket for you. It’s called diversity training. Or cultural sensitivity education. Or whatever your McCompany calls it. It’s only about half a day or so away from the office… but isn’t that at least something?

The best part about it is, these diversity training classes often hire hot, young broads from other countries to work the PowerPoint machines, and serve up a multi-cultural bologna sandwich in a sexy, exotic accent. Not to mention the free doughnuts, orange juice and coffee.

So listen up, now, readers.   We know you can’t resist a short magazine story with a headline that lists a certain number of ways to do something you’ll never really do.  So we bring you “10 Remarks That’ll Get You a Scholarship to Diversity Training Class ”

We also know you really only buy this magazine because of the full-page advertisements that feature half-naked 19-year-olds of opposite sexes, rubbing up against each other in the Caribbean dusk. They have well-conditioned hair, and erect nipples. How do we get the nipples so erect in a warm, Caribbean setting? We’ll never tell, you silly fools.

Bow down before us, you subscription whores!

We also know you’re probably only reading this article because you had to take a dump. Since our marketing department has studied your demographics, we also know that this shit will take you, on average, 12.3 minutes to complete. Unless, of course, you are a
subscriber to the New York Observer, in which case we can officially diagnose you with a bad case of irritable bowel syndrome!

Now! Bow down before us, you subscription whores!
The next time you need to get away from it all, consult this list. “10 Remarks That’ll Get You a Scholarship to Diversity Training Class ”

1. “Those Palestinians better get out of that Church of the Nativity before they get molested.”
2. “Can someone tell the french guy to stop washing his ass in the men’s room sink?”
3. “Is that a small Japanese man in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
4. “Whoa, that was a rough one last night. I’m as tired as an Irish mother’s uterus.”
5. “Hey, what’s the number for HR? I need to find out if I can go on disability for an erection lasting four hours or longer .”
6. “That New York Sun is quite the newsy rag.”
7. “Hey, NakedNews.com had Bush on this morning.”
8. “Do you think the gays in Afghanistan wear burkas?”
9. “You know that Italian dude they kept showing on CNN when the plane hit the building in Milan? I swear that was a Spaghetti stain on his shirt.”
10. Looks like the pregnant chick cleaned out the vending machine again.

Jimmy M.F. Cayne, Thursday, April 18, 2002

XD es que no puedo dejar de recordar las declaraciones de la sexy Megan, alegando que TODAS las mujeres piensan que es una zorra solo porque es bonita y por el cuerpo de tentacion que tiene, pues para que vean que ella es una actriz seria y dama de sociedad, salieron a la luz las fotos que realizo para el New York Times Magazine, abriendo las piernas como es su costumbre y dejando ver un poco de su vajay yay!! claro Megan, despues de esto NADIE creera que eres una puta… bitch please!

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I want to be a man.  If only so I can feel good about myself when reading magazines.

I’m a smart, confident woman.  I subscribe to the Atlantic Monthly and Vanity Fair so I can stay abreast of liberal politics and sit in my “garden-level” apartment pretending to be an elitist, East Coast blueblood.  Lately though, I’ve been keeping up with women’s magazines for blog ideas.  And I gotta tell you, reading them makes you feel like dog doo.

First are all those supermodels and actresses with their awesomely toned bodies, shiny hair and perfect skin.  Their photos are surrounded by tips on how we can achieve the look as if none of us have jobs or families to attend to.  Did you know Jennifer Aniston had two rice cakes and a teaspoon of peanut butter for breakfast?  When she wants to splurge, she eats bread.  Wild woman.

Women have been kvetching about the impossible beauty standards set by ladies’ mags for ages.  But to me, the articles are the killers.  In the past month alone, I’ve found out my hair is unsexy (because it’s curly), stress may cause infertility and men’s midlife crises now start at thirty-five.  I read an advice column that screamed, “Help!  My Internet Boyfriend’s a Bisexual Cross Dresser” and another offering, “5 Signs You’re a Bad Co-Worker”.  And I thoroughly enjoyed reading the masterpiece, “Why I Stole My Best Friend’s Guy”.  As if skyrocketing unemployment and endless wars aren’t scary enough.  Now we have to fear our best gals mackin’ on our dudes.

‘Course, in these mags, men are a bunch of selfish, untrustworthy hound dogs who either game-play their way into women’s undies or must be manipulated into relationships.  “Make Him Stay” and “Why Men Cheat” are constant titles, while the slew of articles meant to guide women through human relationships could be summed up by the headline, “Ten Things Women Do to Screw Up Their Relationships (and, basically, their lives…idiots)”.

The best article this week was a stunning piece of investigative journalism entitled, “Did You Know Your Vagina Can Fall Out of Your Body?”  Must be one of those secrets the medical industry keeps from us.  I can only imagine the conversations that’ll now take place across the nation: “You hear about Gwendolyn?  She was running to catch a bus and her vagina just popped right on out!”

Ladies, we’re doomed.  If you believe women’s magazines, we’re all a bunch of horribly unfit, unlikable, deathly ill losers who no one will ever love.  And we can’t trust anyone.  Not men, not our friends and certainly not ourselves.

Keeping oneself centered in the midst of life’s challenges is quite a feat, though usually I stay fairly balanced.  But now I find myself asking, “why don’t I look like an oiled-up Eva Mendes in my Calvin Klein skivvies?  Will the sunflower seeds I eat be linked to a healthier heart or leprosy?  And who really cares if stress causes sterility if your vagina’s gonna fall out anyway?”

Ah, but men’s magazines.  What beacons of hope!  What tidings they bring of reassurance and good cheer!

There’s Maxim, an orgiastic handbook of gadgets, cars, sports and half-naked starlets.  Maxim is like a guy’s frat brother urging him to have another beer (it won’t kill you), and offering tips on how to sneak out of the house or get his girl to shave everything “down there”.

Then there’s Esquire.  I enjoy this one because their well-written articles treat readers as if they might have brains.  Tailored suits, expensive watches, fancy cars, high-end scotch and disrobing A-list actresses – Esquire’s world of men rocks.  No matter how chubby, boring or unsuccessful a guy is, reading it will make him believe he’s awesome.  They present cover boys like Matt Damon and Bill Clinton as buddies, and offer comforting words for men’s failings.  Romantic ineptitude, professional failure, erectile dysfunction – no worries, Esquire’s got your back.

Reading the October issue, “The Feel Good Issue”, left me positively glowing.  Even before you open the darn thing, they’re already throwing roses at your feet.  The headlines on the cover offered readers the “Sexiest Woman Alive”, “Encouraging Words from President Clinton” and finished off with a “You Look Great, By the Way”.  Sure beats Shape’s, “Scary Truth about Germs”.

Inside was a “Box of Permanent Joy” which included ‘70s sitcoms and Mahler symphonies.  There was “A Guide to – and Celebration of – the Ablutions, Unguents, and Bathroom Rituals that Make Us Men”.  Wow, even their grooming practices are worth celebrating.

Really, I love being a woman.  Though I love peeking into the world of men, I prefer taking on life as a female.  I only wish my magazines liked me as much as I like myself.

This post is reproduced with the kind permission of Laura Warrell, Tart and Soul.  To enjoy further snippets of Laura’s work click the link below:

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Mocha spotted kissing Krista Ranillo!

Controversial singer Mocha who made the news when photos of her kissing fellow Mocha Girl Hershey were published in a tabloid without her knowledge may soon be making the headlines again after she was spotted kissing fellow Maxim Magazine columnist Krista Ranillo. This took place as Mocha, Maxim’s cover girl for the month of April, was doing a series of interviews for the men’s magazine last March 31.

Mocha was just finishing an interview when Krista arrived at the Maxim offices to do some paper work. It was the first time that the two had met and they hit it off right away with Krista even signing a copy of her March Maxim cover and Mocha doing the same.

After talking about their respective columns, Mocha, who admits she is bisexual, was overheard telling Krista, “Mag-kiss tayo,” at one point. Krista answered with a laugh and soon the two went off with Mocha’s manager and some of the Maxim staff. The two went to a secluded spot where they proceeded to kiss for several seconds while cameras were trained on them.

Most of the people who witnessed the scene were shocked since Krista, who had a rather conservative image before she became Maxim’s sex and relationship columnist, was unexpectedly open to kissing another woman, even giggling about it afterwards. The staff admitted that it was an impromptu meeting. Onlookers revealed that it was a “very hot encounter” and that both women were really into it.

Krista later revealed that it was her first time to kiss a girl, since the Pieta star is straight and has a long time boyfriend. Mocha admitted that although she was surprised Krista agreed to the kiss, she’s proud that she was Krista’s first. Mocha even laughingly said, “She’s a good kisser!”

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Well, can you?

Just as the title suggests.
This is the first attempt at a saying, can you perhaps conclude as to which?
I suppose if I said plainly ‘can you tell what it is yet’ it might be a wee bit of copyright infringement.
Oopsies.

So yes, if you didn’t get it, silly you, and for those who did, you’re quite right!
This is trying to represent the saying ‘You can’t teach an old dog new tricks’.

How, might you ask?
Well Jimmy, it’s portraying it, rather crudely, with a grown dog on one side, with a pup on the other.
With me so far? It gets heady from here on in!

Sorry, I’ll stop taking the mick soon.

Basically the circle with tangents spraying off represent the amount of tricks known by the animal, and the pup clearly have a lot more of them.
Perhaps a little over the top with the puppy being able to cook intricate puddings while calculating how much annual income you are pulling in, sure!
But hey, this is my work, so nyaaaah!

Peace out, bra’.