Because I live in Portland, I was required to give up one whole level of the food pyramid. It’s sort of like a rite of passage here. You must give up something. Meat, sugar, a sense of humor, wh… more →
Recovering Californianmelissalion wrote 10 months ago: Because I live in Portland, I was required to give up one whole level of the food pyramid. It’ … more →
melissalion wrote 11 months ago: I’m blogging to you LIVE this morning from beneath my new sunlamp. I’ve christened it Ta … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: Hello Fan Club, Two days ago, I received an email from an cellular telephone company saying that the … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: Tonight I’m going to stand in front of 700 people and talk about narrative. For five minutes. … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: And that title pretty much sums up my day yesterday. But first — Back Fence! It was amazing. W … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I thought seeing my family would make me feel better. And I do. I am grounded. And I am still crying … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: As you all know, I’m a friend to lezzies everywhere and in an effort to meet and befriend as m … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I feel so unsexy these last few weeks, really. I haven’t slept through the night in two weeks … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: On our walk last night, Steve said, “You seem distracted.” And I said, “Well, I … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: We Californians are not religious folks. A proper Californian doesn’t go to church. For exampl … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: If you all knew the amount of the douchebaggery I’ve encountered over the past few weeks, you … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I got a call yesterday. It was from a focus group company. I had called them earlier in the day beca … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I think I’ve been in California too long. Because I’m pretty sure this book is the great … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I checked out Crissy’s blog and Chris’s blog today and I have no clue what they were wri … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: Okay, everyone is doubting my blog readership, and I will say this to you, check out my blog roll. I … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: Crissy’s done a lot of work this week trying to get men to understand that good gifts = blow j … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I’ve been a little wonky lately. Poor, poor Steve. He’s had to deal with it for the last … more →
melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I’ve written about social networking websites a few times on my blog. Basically, I don’t … more →