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Pr0n Hang Over11 comments

melissalion wrote 10 months ago: Because I live in Portland, I was required to give up one whole level of the food pyramid. It’ … more →

Will Leggings Change My Life?12 comments

melissalion wrote 11 months ago: I’m blogging to you LIVE this morning from beneath my new sunlamp. I’ve christened it Ta … more →

Tags: Portland is Cute

I'm Trying to Protect You13 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: Hello Fan Club, Two days ago, I received an email from an cellular telephone company saying that the … more →

Tags: Writing Thoughts by Melissa Lion, Other Bloggers Make Me Wet

Nobody. PANIC.11 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: Tonight I’m going to stand in front of 700 people and talk about narrative. For five minutes. … more →

Tags: Portland is Cute

The Meat Counter Made Me Feel Naughty13 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: And that title pretty much sums up my day yesterday. But first — Back Fence! It was amazing. W … more →

Tags: Back Fence PDX, Other Bloggers Make Me Wet

New York, Paris, Tokyo, Hana12 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I thought seeing my family would make me feel better. And I do. I am grounded. And I am still crying … more →

My Lezzie A Game12 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: As you all know, I’m a friend to lezzies everywhere and in an effort to meet and befriend as m … more →

Tags: Some of my best friends are lezzies, Other Bloggers Make Me Wet

Where Am I?11 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I feel so unsexy these last few weeks, really. I haven’t slept through the night in two weeks … more →

Tags: My Homelife is Straight out of Martha Stewart, Other Bloggers Make Me Wet

Oh, It Is On15 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: On our walk last night, Steve said, “You seem distracted.” And I said, “Well, I … more →

Tags: Some of my best friends are lezzies, My Homelife is Straight out of Martha Stewart, Other Bloggers Make Me Wet, #mmmpie

Pray to the Heavens6 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: We Californians are not religious folks. A proper Californian doesn’t go to church. For exampl … more →

Tags: California

Douchebaggery9 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: If you all knew the amount of the douchebaggery I’ve encountered over the past few weeks, you … more →

Tags: My Smut Mouth, Other Bloggers Make Me Wet, Douchebaggery, Yard Work

Me and Everyone Else9 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I got a call yesterday. It was from a focus group company. I had called them earlier in the day beca … more →

Tags: My Smut Mouth, Some of my best friends are lezzies, My Homelife is Straight out of Martha Stewart, holy shit who are these people, Tea, I'm just like everyone else, Portland

Losing It4 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I think I’ve been in California too long. Because I’m pretty sure this book is the great … more →

Tags: Writing Thoughts by Melissa Lion, Boys Hurt My Brain

Did You Write Something?15 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I checked out Crissy’s blog and Chris’s blog today and I have no clue what they were wri … more →

Tags: My Homelife is Straight out of Martha Stewart, Other Bloggers Make Me Wet, I have the SADS, why don't I feel lucious?

Somebody Turn the Filter On12 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: Okay, everyone is doubting my blog readership, and I will say this to you, check out my blog roll. I … more →

Tags: I need attention, I want to act, I'm a blogger's blogger

If We All Just Work a Little Harder at Bridging the Gap Between the Sexes19 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: Crissy’s done a lot of work this week trying to get men to understand that good gifts = blow j … more →

Tags: Girls don't poop, I hate white middle class male authors, Remember when George Michael was straight?

Wonky Girl17 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I’ve been a little wonky lately. Poor, poor Steve. He’s had to deal with it for the last … more →

Tags: I need to eat, I need a nap, I need a personal chef, I'm important

Social Networking12 comments

melissalion wrote 1 year ago: I’ve written about social networking websites a few times on my blog. Basically, I don’t … more →

Tags: what the fuck is up with Facebook?, Cyber Stalking, being divorced is dope


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